#this is an entirely excellent point but i am distracted by the phrase 'cum gutters'
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fastofthekillones · 2 years ago
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I'm just going to pin this post and use it to find weird tags that I have inexplicably written on something, mostly for my own gratification, but if any of you wonderful weirdos wanna look, feel free
#i suspect sylar agrees#(though basically the same amount of black leather and questionable decisions)#isnt that basically the blooper#technically my seizures are psychosomatic; that's an old name for them; but it's basically my brain going "tired now; fuck off; floor time#it was basically an excuse to talk about alfred marrying again#hes soft but also hoo boi#god the first one is unbelievably attractive#the first one is sarky the second one is sheepish#the first sentence he says-#i listen mostly to musicals because im annoying#this is mostly when they're upset and i want to comfort#also buffy modern au so theyre all roughly the same age#mostly moo juice and marshmallows! with the mayo?#but mostly because i dont know what im doing#mostly blanche and talia because i need to fix them a bit#goblin is a bitchy lil flirt and he absolutely flirts with spidey until he works out who he is#i was genuinely told at pre op that if i ate or drank before the op that i would die#i was going to crack a joke about getting their arses kicked by the same pretty girl#to be honest the way he looks at her in the second one too#to be honest him knowing duke ellington and ella fitzgerald isnt a stretch#to be honest my first one makes no sense (aka the one i just had did)#to be honest ock usually is kinda smol#i can think someone is a complete dick and shouldnt be allowed a lawyer#i love quantum leap and i actually didnt recognise it at first and then adam said it and i was like 'oh yeah thats why i know it'#'oh yeah im wearing heels under that robe! :d'#yeah it must be weird to be a celeb#yeah im a merlin sort of person and the way he is in that sounds about right#this is a gay song by an ostensibly straight couple honestly#this is an entirely excellent point but i am distracted by the phrase 'cum gutters'#and this is why owen harper falls the heck apart
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fastofthekillones · 3 years ago
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Maxed out original post, adding more in reblog, go me
I'm just going to pin this post and use it to find weird tags that I have inexplicably written on something, mostly for my own gratification, but if any of you wonderful weirdos wanna look, feel free
#also: original jd jeremy jordan is far too cute i watched it yesterday and i love him a lot#also the 8 items or less q joke is chris addison who looks like q as it is#so to be honest my gay little self is one of the main people distracted by pretty girls#i; a small female being;got called dangerous by my martial arts teacher; who was a lot bigger than me; and honestly thats my proudest momen#i was small and angry and did martial arts and liked bugs (except spiders for a while for bitey reasons) and had a strong sense of justice#smexy smexy shoulders#also; bets that it's in the same vein as that fabulous/hideous purple striped thing he wears in some of the heroes behind the scenes pics?#from nasty drunk bish debbie to quinn fuckin fabray#i love that ethan says that they killed them all#like: i know the actual derivation but this is funnier#staring at the sink of blood and crushed veneer#my theory was technically correct by the way#he does though#though he hates it when i call him that#you go you funky little conspiracy theorist#its stunning; hes stunning; we love to see it#i love that he does stuff like that and yet his worst injury was an adder bite while walking his dog in the park at home in england#i read this persons stuff and now were mutuals and they think im cool#tinkering with stuff for the heck of it#you are truly stunning and any wwi gay would follow you#stunning real life sleeping beauty dress#i like his author so im ok with that#i presume the spanish one has confused 'hispanic' and 'latinx' which are not the same thing#this is an entirely excellent point but i am distracted by the phrase 'cum gutters'#'oh shit did i sleep with him while off my face last night?'#especially if i imagine him actually saying it#especially as a serial killer#especially that bit in heroes where claire shoves her hand in it to get her ring#my boyfriend and i are like this and so are several of our friends#my boy is almost that long but not quite that fluffy
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