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vaguely-concerned · 1 month ago

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entertaining the mental image of my hawke listening to varric rambling on about solas during the earlier parts of the search for him, and eventually breaking him off with mock-alarm and dismay to go 'wait, wait... varric, are you trying to say, is this your way of telling me -- am I the other woman?' and then varric has to threaten to drown his best friend in his beer if he doesn't shut up right now (but actually honestly grins for the first time in a week)

#they would not have gay sex about it b/c my hawke is ace and it wouldn't touch what makes this relationship truly wild anyway.#but otherwise it probably should have been on the table at least #dragon age #hawke #varric tethras #this is about the grievous emotional infidelity of your man your main guy becoming obsessed by someone else's tragedy #'am I not sad enough for you anymore varric? do I not suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune as sexily as when we met #I suppose it's hard to compete with the millennia-spanning self-destructive nonsense of a god. though maker knows #I've given it my best shot'#varric pats his hand and tells him he is both so much funnier and SO much less annoying than solas and hawke (correctly)#breathes a sigh of horror like 'maker how can that be true...'

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