#this is about lauren Chen who I don't even have beef with i just think her content is so so so basic and she definitely only has the succes | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

countess-of-edessa · 8 months ago

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really if you're being like a connoisseur of facial proportions and stuff im not pretty. but what i am is thin and young with big green eyes and long blonde hair which is enough to be pretty-adjacent as an anti-woke outrage farmer social media presence where all i have to do is make faces to a clip of women saying they don't like short men and say something like "women are crazy nowadays i don't blame guys for staying single!" and let the money from my following of stupid sheeple conservative-but-not-religious men roll in

#does that make sense to anyone #this is about lauren Chen who I don't even have beef with i just think her content is so so so basic and she definitely only has the succes #she does because she is a young pretty woman willing to criticize women (and even then it's not like she says anything particularly shockin #she just lets her fanboys pat themselves on the back and complain about women in her comments sections which is smart)#but it's also about several other women i see who are like this #who was that blond girl from a couple years ago??? not tomi lahren although she is adjacent to this too #anyway Lauren Chen is legitimately very pretty but I think the standard is more what I call the Kennedy effect #JFK was not hot he was just the hottest President because he was young and not actively ugly alongside a bunch of old and unfortunate #looking men (politicians)#it's like office hotness

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