#this is ab wade wilson btw

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TW: Wolverine Badonkas

I laughed rewatching because like

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Kinktober Day 30: Sexting with Wade Wilson/Deadpool

Pairing: Wade Wilson/Deadpool X Fem!Reader Word Count: 1441 Warnings: Sexting, Masturbation (F and M), Dirty talk, Pet names, Wade being Wade.

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Minors DNI

Laying alone in bed is probably the worst thing ever.

Wait. No.

Laying alone in bed with Wade hundreds of miles away and not on his way home is the worst thing ever.

And to top it off? You’re really fucking horny.

The show you have playing has long since lost your attention, too busy scrolling on your phone, and eyeing your vibrator on the nightstand every few seconds when…Ding!

3:03 AM Wade❤️: Hey sweetcheeks! Wade❤️: Made it to the safe house Wade❤️: This place is a dump! Wade:❤️: Missing your pretty butt! 🍑

Sitting up quickly, immediately alert, you smiled at your phone screen, glad he was okay, but a glance at the time made you sigh.

Of course there was a ridiculous time difference.

It was probably midday wherever he is, that’s usually what he tries to do so he could get right down to business.

3:04 AM You: Wade it’s 3 in the morning here You: I could have been asleep!

It was a joke, and he knew that. This was a silly little thing you two did to lighten the heaviness of all the distance,

Wade❤️: Yeah, but you weren’t! Wade❤️: And now I get to bother you!

You: 🙄 You: Flight good?

Wade❤️: Yup! Wade❤️: Till the plane crashed

You: THE PLANE WHAT

Wade❤️: Kidding!

You: Asshole You: I was gonna send you a pic cuz I’m really horny but now you can forget it

You smirked as you thought about the way he definitely jumped up and stared wide eyed and open mouthed at the phone.

3:06 AM

Wade❤️: Wait!! Wade❤️: Baby! Wade❤️: I’m sorry! Wade❤️: I was kidding! Wade❤️: I wanna see your tiddies!!

You: … You: Was gonna be my pussy but since you’re begging

Sitting up on your knees you faced the full-length mirror that made up the sliding doors of your closet, flushing a little as you fiddled with the camera angle for a moment.

Rather than take off the shirt you’d stolen from his hamper you simply lifted it until your tits fell free, holding the hem in your teeth to keep it out of the way, and with your non-camera hand you cupped one of your breasts, making sure the nipple was visible between your thumb and pointer finger.

Snap

3:09 AM

You: Sent a picture

Wade

Wade❤️: Sweet holy duck I love you Wade❤️: Duck Wade❤️: Fuck

You: lol I know You: Reciprocation is my love language btw

3:11 AM

Wade❤️: Sent a picture

The preview of the picture was enough to make your face heat up even more, and opening it made your pussy clench around nothing.

He was in his civilian clothes, a pair of grey sweats, a black hoodie, and a balaclava that had been discarded on the bed next to him.

The waistband of his sweats was pulled down under his balls, so his half hard dick sat front and center against his belly, already slowly flushing pink. He had pulled his shirt up just under his chest, giving you a perfect view of his abs, scars and all.

God he was beautiful to you.

Laying back on the bed you slipped a hand between your thighs to tease at your clit over your panties, typing on the screen with once hand.

3:13 AM

You: The things I would do to you if I was there…

Wade❤️: Yeah? Wade❤️: Tell me

You: Well You: You wouldn’t still be dressed

Wade❤️: No?

You: Cuz I’d rip them off You: Then I’d make you lay on the bed, or floor, or whatever flat surface the dump in question has You: Then I’d suck your cock till you cum down my throat at least once

Wade❤️: At least?

You: Yeah You: I might wanna do it more than once 🤷‍♀️

Wade❤️: What next?

You: That was a fast response You: Getting worked up over there?

You smirked at your own teasing, riling yourself up as much as him.

3:14 AM

You: Please tell me you’re touching yourself

Wade❤️: Oooohhh yeah Wade❤️: I’m harder than Wolvies hair gel right over here

You: Can I see?

Wade❤️: Sent a picture

This picture was at the same angle, and his shirt and sweats were in the same places too, but his cock was fully hard now, the tip just starting to glisten, his free hand was wrapped around it, the slightest blur to that part of the picture told you his hand was moving.

You slipped your hand past the hem of your panties to tease at your pussy lips, gathering the slick that was long since started to pour from you.

3:15 AM

You: Fuck…

Changing your own position just a little you lifted your wrist so he could see past the hem to where your hand disappeared between your legs, making sure the light could catch the shine of your arousal.

3:16 AM

You: Sent a picture

Wade❤️: Jesus Wade❤️: I never get tired of how wet you get Baby Wade❤️: Sent a video

Opening the video, you found it was only about a minute long, but it was perfect.

In it he was running his hand up and down his cock, thumb swiping over the tip every so often, gathering the pre-cum to spread it down his length, making a wet sound that made you press a little harder against your clit, sending a jolt through your body.

Over it all was his voice. “Fuck, Baby…Wish this was your hand…Or mouth…Fuck, or pussy.”

Switching to the camera again you started videoing as you pressed your fingers into yourself, trying to get a better angle so he could see where your digits disappeared into your body, two of them barely enough to give you that full feeling that only he could really supply.

You had to resist the urge to bite back your voice, not normally the type to make a lot of noise while alone, but you knew what he wanted to hear.

“Wade…Miss your fingers…”

3:20 AM

Wade❤️: I’m calling

Wade❤️ Is Calling Call Rejected

Wade❤️: ???

You: This is really working for me

Wade❤️: Awe is Baby camera shy?

You: I just sent you a vid of my pussy You: I’m just really getting off on the…Idk chasteness of this?

Wade❤️: Ykw fair Wade❤️: I am too

You: What would you do if I was there?

Wade❤️: Well sweetcheeks Wade❤️: First I’d get you outta those panties, leave the shirt, cuz that shits hot Wade❤️: Then I’d eat your pussy till you squirt all over my face cuz I know you love that

Your pussy clenched around your fingers at the mental image and you began to curl them as you pressed them in and out, using the heel of your hand to press against your clit.

3:23 AM

You: I do 😩

Wade❤️: Then I’d stuff you full of my cock and rail the ever loving fuck outta you Wade❤️: I’m talkin the kind of fucking where your face is buried in the mattress and I gotta keep it there so the neighbors don’t call the cops Wade❤️: The kind of fucking where you can’t get up to pee after cuz your legs don’t work so I gotta carry you

The more texts came through the closer you could feel yourself getting, so before it was too late you started to video it.

The slick sounds filled the room mixing with your whimpers, half of them were his name, the other half were the incoherent babbles of an impending orgasm, and you caught it all on camera.

Cumming with a shaky moan of his name was the cherry on top.

3:27 AM

Wade: Sent a video

If you hadn’t already just cum, this video would have gotten you there.

His hand was a blur of movement as it moved up and down, his low moans of your name and little hiccups when there was a spike of pleasure were everything you ever wanted in a wanking video.

And when he came? It was like watching a work of art.

Spurts of white cum shot out to land on his belly, first hard and fast but as he kept going, wringing all the pleasure he could from it, they slowed down to little blurts that slid down his shaft, causing his movements so sound even wetter.

3:30 AM

You: God I love you You: I can’t wait till you get home You: How long did you say this job was?

3:37 AM

You: Wade?

Wade❤️: Sorry Baby Wade❤️: Had to call my contact and let him know we needed to meet in an hour instead of tomorrow Wade❤️: I should be home tomorrow night

You: I’ll be waiting ❤️

Wade: Good girl ❤️