#this has been today's Survival Against Fake Peppino lesson! hope you've learned well!

[marclef]

If I were to point at Fake Pep and call him fat or chonky, how would he react?

(I mean no ill will I promise, it’s just for science, I would never want to hurt the froggy’s feelings)

ah, a wonderful question indeed! but it's the perfect opportunity to get into another lesson:

✨ Correct Words to use so that Fake Peppino doesn't Rip Your Head Off!! ✨

Fake Peppino may be a rotund, tall, gooey, several hundred pound clone of Peppino, but that doesn't mean he takes certain words kindly! even if it's meant playfully, it's important to use the correct words when referring to Fake Peppino's.... "roundness" to ensure you continue existing on this plane!

some good examples of "safe" words to use! : large, round, big, rotund. "chubby" and "chonky" MAY be alright, but only if you're good enough friends with him! be sure to choose your words wisely!

an example of a GOOD way to properly address your local Fake Peppino's "largeness"! phrases like "big guy", "big boy", and "big fella" are usually appreciated! he does like to be seen as larger than most others, in the words of a wise prophet: "He likes to be tall!"

and now for the words you SHOULDN'T be saying to him under any circumstances! even if it's jokingly/playful, Fake Peppino takes most words very literally, and he does NOT like rude language!!

so, if you value your life, advise against ever using the words "fat", "flabby", "bloated", "portly", or anything similar! ruder language will not be tolerated, so be sure to use only words you know will be seen as kind! otherwise, being "rude" and calling Fake Peppino fat, means that you're likely about to add to that weight.