#this has been rotting in my drafts and I'm gonna be brave and post it

[sapropel]

Top 10 Shilpa Ray Lyrics Ever

in no particular order

How I’ve dreamed of dropping my snatch / In a Staten island landfill / So I’d no longer be a slave to Biology. / Though I could conquer the fate of a snatchless women, / Why must every move I make be a defense against you? (Heteronormative Horseshit Blues)

There goes my ego exploding / In mushroom clouds all over / My third world body (Nocturnal Emissions)

I saw my soul stapled to my bed. (Morning Terrors Nights of Dread)

And when you're done trending, how do you spend the rest of your life? / Break out those big tears, my darling / Network tears, my darling / Look straight at the lens and learn how to cry. (Cry for the Cameras)

Another high-heeled flower's / Tumbling down the stairs. (Manhattan Creepazoids)

How do you fight lonely? / With the Lavalife? Classifieds? / I’d rather die, I’d rather die / Let’s hang ourselves from the traffic lights. (Shilpa Ray on Broadway)

So you think you’ll die a prince in Joshua Tree / A tortured crown of booze and morphine (Johnny Thunders Fantasy Space Camp)

Who’s gonna throw me out? / When I’m past expired? / I want you to close my eyes / When I die (Sanitary iPad)

First world glories paid in minimums / Oh would you lick the marble floors of my slum? / Where's my McMansion in the sun? / Foreclosed and vacant where the west was won. (Pipe Dreams and Ponzi Schemes)

She fools us with flowers, marking the /Future graves on the Interstate / She festers under the flames of a / Gold Red Sun. (Mother is a Misanthrope)