#this guy is so fucked up i cant wait for ya'll to see

[ask-dawnanddusk]

🎲?

Unfortunately I can't post much about this lad yet, but here's the full reference for a character revealed very briefly a bit ago. I've got some things planned for him. Once we're done with Oceanus and Terratlas you'll see a bit from him again and I'll post this reference with some more info.

[luvie-42]

Assassin of jazz Spike spiegel x Y/N

why am i writing and posting at 1 in the morning? Bc i cant sleep! yayyy anyways- WARNING: Cursing ig th

-"Hi Laura, it's been a long time hasn't it? She was so happy to see you even though you guys have been together in the dojo for YEARS. "OMG DELTA HIII!!" She jumps to bear hug you. Even though she looks weak she is strong! "Whoa! Don't fucking hit me with your damn sword! Jeez..." She let go then took a long look at your color that the dojo master gave you. You had green for your color because you look like you could kill but can be kind and generous. Wouldn't be afraid to commit as many murders as you desired. Laura is yellow as for her being an energetic, lovely person. She still wouldn't be afraid to do her job though. "Wait why did i feel something on your back? Like, something long?"

-"Because I have swords." You said pressing a button on your back revealing the invisible swords that were behind your back the entire time. "Wow! Who gave you those? I kinda want some shit like that.." You giggled a little "Friend of sensei, she does this kind of tech." Vividly remembering the 'gift' received for your birthday, She had meant for it to be sent before it so you could test it on your birthday. "Oooo I just might need her number! I couldn't even see a speck of the sheath!" (it's the cover for a sword) "Yeah, it makes it really easy to stab someone in an alleyway without them getting suspicions!" You agreed. You suddenly went stiff, so did Laura. Starting to pull your weapons out, the person behind you starts to speak.

-"Whoa now! I know i said i wasn't coming, but I considered it!" Vicky came from the alleyway on the other side of the street. "Vicky!!" Laura said putting her sword back and running to her sneaky friend. "Hey Sunny but seriously you look like the sun gave you a makeover." She said bluntly "Oh yeah?! Well you look like a fruit roll up thrown up on you!" She spat. "YOU FUCKING BI-" Before she could finish her vulgar sentence, another voice came from the diner door. "VICTORIA MAYDAY" Vicky heard her full name by Lou.

"WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR CALLING MAYDAY!?" "AND WHO DO YOU THINK YOUR TALKING TO WITH THAT MOUTH" The vulgar conversation went on until you had to break it up while Laura, not doing anything about it standing there with the 'Oh no she did NOT' face. "STOP BOTH OF YOU OR IM SLICING YOUR HEADS OFF"

-Both of the women look at you. Vicky knew you were the stronger one so she gave up while Lou just went back to the diner with Laura following her for the pancakes. "Ya'll still got beef Vic?" you asking with laughter soon following. "Shut up...It's her fault I almost got my arm cut off by sensei." She said, remembering the time. "Yeah well Lou is the reason your a assassin" Saying while going into the diner with the other two."Yeah yeah..." Walking in with you.

I AM TIRED BRO I FELL ASLEEP LAST NIGHT AND NOW I HAVE TO WRITE AGAIN FOR LOKI UGHHHH.

anyways byeeee!

[blake-belladonna-defence-force]

It's the ✨annoying little shit✨ again

The Gremlin anon😺

Here is the ✨update✨ with what happend ✨yesterday night✨ and also ✨today morning✨

So, after I wrote my roommates conversation with Miss oh honey, I started reading it and

MY GOD!!! GIVE ME A BREAK FROM THE GAY!!!

I'M NOT USED TO THIS KIND OF CONSERN FROM SOMEONE!!! IT'S SO FUCKING ADORABLE!!!

I'M GONNA PASS OUT OF GAY OVERDOSE!!!

I wanna kiss my roommate so bad ;-;

BUT I'M TOO SHY FOR THAT!!!

But before I could panic even more, Miss oh honey gets in (I was in my roommates room because it's bigger than mine since we agreed to sleep together) and asks with big grin on her face "How ya doin?"

"Gay- Gay panic"

"Oh honey you need to make a move soon or roommates name won't handel it"

"What do you mean?"

"Honey you know that they are conserned about you and already doing that ugly sad kitten face"

"I don't think it's ugly"

"Of course you don't, you love roommates name! But now, take my advice and make a bloody move! I WANT PROGRESS IN MY SHIP"

Before I could say anything she got away and shortly after my roommate got back and didn't notice I was there

I was coverd in their blankets like a cotton ball with only my head slightly out, and for the face my roommate was doing they were in auto pilot mode

They literally started changing in front of me

And did I say anything? No cause PANIC

I COULDN'T STOP LOOKING!!!!

I TRIED TO OPEN MY MOUTH TO SPEAK BUT THERE WAS NO SOUND!!!! I COULDN'T AND I FELT LIKE A PERVERT FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO LOOK AWAY!!! I FELT SO BAD ABOUT MYSELF!!!

BUT THANKS TO JESUS AND HOLY MOTHER I GOT CONTROL OVER MY HANDS AND COVERD THE REST OF MY HEAD WITH BLANKETS BEFORE MY ROOMMATE TOOK OUT THEIR PANTS!!!

(I could only see their back since they were turned around BUT if they took their pants off... I don't want more panic and gay thoughts so I wont think about it)

As I evolved into a full white ball of blankets I felt a tap on the blankets. I got my head out and I saw my roommate only with a fucking top on, but with a really sofh expression that made me melt

IT WAS SO CUTE!!! I CAN'T HANDLE THIS!!!

But while I panicked they started laughing and saying that I looked like a cute tiny fluff ball

I never blushed so must for a laugh and a compliment, that laugh was music, I want more ;-;/

FUCKING KISS ME ALREADY!!!

But as I keep staring without being able to say anything they grafmdualy stoped laughing and started looking conserned/sad (sad kitty face here we go again) and then they look down and finally notice they are only with a top on and then they say "oh- sorry" and put a shirt on

BUT I'M NOT GONNA BE QUIET THIS TIME AND I WILL SAY SOMETHING

And what I said was "Nice"

Just that... WHY ON HELL DIDN'T I SAY SOMETHING ELSE!?!? WHY GOD??? WHYYYYY!!!!??

But before I died of embaressment they asked "Nice what?"

"You are nice- I mean- I just- You are nice to me! You always have been since the beggining and uuhh... I just- I don't want you to be sad or- or think you are a jerk just because I got embaressed in the kitchen and uuhh-"

"Wait, how do you know about me thinking that?"

"I- I could hear you two talking"

"shit"

And this when I finally notice how hard blushing!!! Were they that embaressed? But before I could jump into conclusions I rembered Miss oh honeys advice abd asked "Uh- glup Why are you so worried about me?"

Looked at me with an expression I couldn't quite read and said "It's cause- sigh You've already been through so much... You deserve to at least be confortable in your own house, to have a safe place to yourself... Don't you think?"

I just- Give me second I need to CRY MY EYES OUT!!! WHY ARE TOU SO CUTE!?!? WHY!!!?? WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME!!!!???

*incoherent gay gremlin noises*

I didn't notice I was crying until my roommate, with a very conserned voice, asks "Are you ok!? Why are you crying!?"

I kept sobbing until the picked me up, with blankets and all, and hugged me tight

I NEVER FELT SO GAY WITH JUST A HUG!!! IT WAS SO SAFE AND WARM!!!

I MELTED!!! I'M NOW A GAY GREMLIN JELLY!!!

At a certant point they layed down with me and cuddled me. I felt so tiny but yet so loved, it was so good and safe ;w;

Is this what real actually good relationships feel like? Cause I love it ;w;

I'M GAYING SO MUCH OVER THIS!!!

And before we went to sleep, my roommate wiped my tears and said "Well, if it makes you feel better, I think you're hella strong"

"snif What do you mean?"

"I mean- I still about that time I saw you knocking out a guy, that was built like a greek god, twice your sise, in front of our door step!"

"Oh that- that was just-"

"Was just hella impressive!!! I ALMOST DROPED MY FOOD!!!"

THIS IDIOT MAKES ME CRY AND THEN LAUGH AND FEEL HELLA GAY ALL THE FUCKING TIME!!! don't GIVE ME A BREAK!!! I NEED TO REST!!! And that's actually what I said to them, but more like this

"Jesus Crist- Look, let's sleep already before I pass out" AND MANAGE TO SOUND FUCKING CASUAL ABOUT IT!!!

It was because I was really tired

BUT STILL COUNTS AS A VICTORY!!!

So, after I said that, my roommate nods in aproval and fucking kisses me in the forehead

WHAT'S WITH YOU AND MY FOREHEAD!!!??

Anyway, we fell asleep and this morning when I woke up, first thing I do is check tumbler, and when I get there I see shitlords ask about gremlin-fever and the gremlin in back of my head is like pspspsps do iittt

After I send that ask about giving permition for you to use my story as a fanfic I put my phone back in the table, roll over, and PROCEED TO HAVE A FUCKING HEAR ATTACK!!!

THAT DORK ON HAS SHORT AND A TOP COVERING THEM!!! IT'S FUCKING FREEZING OUTSIDE THE BED BUT THEY ARE BOILING!!! LITERAL VOLCANO TEMPERATURE!!!

I'm starting to think that shitlord anon was right about the fevor in a literal way...

BUT THIS IS NOT WHAT BOTHERS ME THE MOST!!!! THE FACT THAT I CAN FEEL EVERY INCH OF SKIN IN THEIR BODY!!!

But them I look down and see their arms around me AND FUCKING HELL HOW STRONG IS THIS BITCH!?!?!

I probably panicked for and hour or so before I realize... I CAN TOUCH IT

I now I'm the volcano!!! But when I start touching their belly OUT OF GAY CURIOSITY

THEY OPENED THEIR EYES AND ASK "What are you doing?"

WHAT DO I ANWSER TO THAT!!!??? I CANNOT JUST SAY I WAS TOUTCHING YOU OUT OF GAY PANIC

BUT IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE A BETTER EXCUSE THAN THAT!!!

So, as an intellectual, I said "I- I was j-just c-curious to know how it f-feels to touch it"

"You were curious to know how it feels to touch other persons abs?"

"Well... Yeah b-but not- Not, like- I'm inocent I swear!!!"

They started laughing at me and got closer, and with their fucking casualty say "You can it I don't mind, you're inocent after all"

I WANNA DIG A HOLE AND HIDE!!! YE GODS ABOVE HELP ME!!!

But I remberem shitlords anon little tip, and actually got the courage to kiss their forehead. The moment I kiss tgeir forehead they stop laughing and blankly stare at me for a solid minute, BUT THIS TIME I'M GONNA BE THE ONE TEASING BITCH, so I said what shitlord anon said "I was just checking your temperature, you look like you might have a fever"

I MANAGED TO HAVE COURAGE TO SAY THAT WITHOUT SOUNDING LIKE A DYING SQUIRREL!!!!

IT'S REVENGE FOR MY ENDLESS PANICS!!!

They didn't even say anything anymore, they just nooded, IT WAS PRICELESS!!!

But then, Miss oh honey opens the door saying "GOOD MORNING LOVE BIR- Oh- Am I interupting something?"

We both just stare and since she cant se if we have clothes or not due to the blankets she does a shit-eating-grin and says "Oh- Sorry to interrupt your bonding time~ I will let you continue~ giggles"

I DIED RIGHT THERE!!!

But my roommate was FUCKING PISSED

They got out of bed and started chasing her, screaming her name in pure rage!!

And I stayed in the room... Looking at the ceiling... Thinking about my life choices...

BUT PLEASE CAN SOMEONE SEND HELP

I need it ;-;

IT'S TOO MUCH GAY PANICS!!!! HELP!!!

And also, Miss oh honey is gonna sleep here today, cause aparently one of her neighbors has covid, and his wife texted everyone that he is coming back from the hospital so he can rest home (cause the hospitals are all full and he is not having trouble with the desease), like, he got positive a month ago, and Miss oh honey went for test and got negative, she stayed at home for a while to make sure she was okay, and since her covid neighbor wasn't at home with is family cause ge stayed in the hospital (and none of is family has covid, fortunatly)

So, baisically shes gonna stay for while...

Hope ya'll have a nice day/afternoon/evening/night

- gay panic Gremlin anon

Holy shit— you go, Gremlin anon! I don’t think I’ve ever been this proud of a stranger before in my life 😂

Y’all are too cute and I’m dying. Good luck with your roommate and your wingwoman Miss “oh honey”, Gremlin anon xD

[thestitchywitchy]

Ya'll I'm not 100% back but I need to get this thought out or else I might lose it. It's going to be an unpopular opinion so bust out those pitch forks and torches! I'm ready for you guys 💁‍♀️😈

I do my best to stay in my lane when it comes to how people do their craft...but man, I cant keep zipped about this any longer. One of my biggest pet peeves is how so many people abuse magic for such mundane things! Especially those who use divination in their practice!!!

For example: I saw someone ask "we had a great time. when do you see him talking to me again?" And the reader answered "I dont see it happening for awhile. But you can try to manifest it sooner" then minutes later the anon thanked them for the advice! I just about fucking screamed!!!

Or

OR

ORRRR

You can go talk to them yourself...

Saying "hello" to someone and seeing what's up isnt going to be the end of the world. I dont see why anyone would have such difficulty with that, that they would have to try to manifest a simple conversation sooner.

"B-but Stitchy! What if they're shy/introverted/scared/timid/socially awkward/etc???" You ask.

If you have that much trouble doing the simplist form of communication with someone you're attracted to, sorry honey, but you are not ready to date them. News flash: if you're in a relationship, communication is a daily thing and people get sick and tired of being the first ones to reach out. Just grow a pair and talk to them already!

And shame on the reader for giving such poor (my opinion) and little advice. Really?? You really couldn't think of any other way someone could approach a person they like except to manifest it? 😑

Using magic as a pacifier isnt helping you grow as a person, let alone your craft, whatsoever. And using it for mundane things as simple as communication takes the beauty out of it.

I dont care if you disagree with me. And if you do, have fun sitting on the sidelines waiting for shit to happen ✌

-Stitchy

PS. Dont come at me saying shit for making this post and not talking to the reader, because I did and said a lot more than what's above 😆

[syinisuga]

Not So Gentle Lover

Suho x Reader

Genre: Fluff and Smut

Warning : Suho seems gentle at first but totally ain't dudes... lingirie teasing~ spanking~ oral(reader receiving)~

A/N: So here's another EXO oneshot, its gonna be a little rough but too much~ gon' be fluffy ya'll😁 hope you enjoy reading! Thank you for all your love and support!💜

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*text conversation*

Fri, 15:32p.m

"Hey Myeonie bunny how are you? Are you eating well? How's the concert going?"

Fri, 23:48p.m

"Im, going to bed now~ hope you're getting rest too myeonie.. good night"

Sat, 20:57p.m

"Myeonie bunny i miss you, call when you're free please~"

*end of texts*

"Haish... i miss him so much and he's so busy~.. but of course i'm not going to be angry at him for it cause being the leader of the Nation's Pick group EXO is most definetly not light work.. especially with the Elyxion Tour going on right now" i spoke to myself trying to ease my feelings a little.

"Well might as well go through twitter to see how Day one of Elyxion Dot is going on.." i say to myself as i take out my phone and start to scroll through twitter.

"Woah why is everyone tagging me in this video? What is this?" I say confused at all the mentions and tags on the same video.

I press play and realise that its my Myeonie's solo stage Playboy. I didn't think much of it first since i watched every single performance throughout the entire concert tour, but this was different. It wasn't like the other performances, this one is rather... seducing.

"Oh god myeonie~ what are you doing.. god you look so freakin' hot~ mmmm~" my eyes darken with lust and i rub my thighs together, bitting my lip as i watch my lover be dark and seductive on stage.

Suho wasn't the rough type with me in bed and in general. He treates me ever so gently and loves me with his whole heart. He's careful, sweet and a total honey bear around me, but when he's on stage, he truns into the sexiest daddy in the world. Just the way he moves his body when he dances like this is enough to get me dripping for him. Though i completely enjoyed his gentle loving, i've always wanted him to be a little rough, dark, and get me begging and whimpering under him. I've tried to enduce the idea to him before but it seemed like he wasn't interested so i didn't try it again. But now, watching him dance ever so sexily to one of the hotest seductive songs created by EXO, i feel the strongest need for him right now.

As i sit on the couch in our house, eyes closed and thighs rubbing together at the thought of my gentle lover treating me the way i want, soft moans escape my lips.

"Mmm myeon-ah~"

My imaginations were ever so rudely interupted by repeated knocks on the door.

"Aaisshh who is it now??" I whisper to myself in annoyance and walk over to the door to open it.

I was greeted by a boque of my favourite yellow roses and a smiling face behind the huge boque of flowers.

"Hello there my love" Suho greets me with the warmest most innocent looking smile on his face.

"Myeonieee!!!" I squeel in excitement as i pull him inside the house and hug him tight.

"Ahaha gosh i missed you so much" he says sweetly as he wraps his arms around me.

We pull away to lool at each other and he puts a stray strand of hair behind my ear before leaning in to kiss my forehead. I take giggle slightly and take the boque from his hand to place them in a vase on the table.

"Gosh i missed you so much, can we cuddle pleasseeee~" he asks as he squeezes me from behind and burries his face in my neck.

"Of course we can Myeonie~" i say with a giggle

He pulls me by my arm to our shared bedroom and we both plop down on the bed. Suho wraps his arm around me and hugs me thight, his face nuzzled up in my chest. I tangle my fingers in his hair and i feel him smile in my embrace. Suddenly the imagines of him dancing ever so illegally to Playboy playback in my mind and i smirk to myself thinking that today is the day i ask him to fullfill my every desire towards him.

"Myeonie?"

"Hmm?"

"That was rude"

"What was rude baby?"

"The way you danced to Playboy last night"

"Oooohhh" he looks up at me with a slight smirk.

"How can you be so gentle with me but look like and absolute daddy on stage? Why aren't you like that around me?"

"Huh? i thought you liked me being gentle on you" He traces his fingers on my back.

"I mean of course i love it when you're gentle with me but...." i pause looking at him.

"But?.."

"I want you to dominate me~ you know.. spank me and call me a good girl~ fuck me so hard i feel sore the next day~ leave marks on my body and call me yours and all that~ but i didn't want to tell you all this cause i was afraid you didn't want to do all that" i finally blurt out all my thoughts with a slight pout.

I notice the corners of his mouth form a smirk as he shifts up slightly so that he's now cuddling me.

"Oh baby... says who i don't wanna try all those things hmm?" He says as he lifts my chin up with his finger.

"I was..thinking of the same thing too.. i was actually afraid of accidentally hurting you if i did anuthing like that" he speaks softly.

"But seeing that you want it too.. why not then?" He winks at me.

I gulp when i notice is expressions changed from cute and sweet to dark and lustfull. He immediately pins my hands over my head and leans in kissing me hungryly. He then changes is grip on me so that one hand is pinning both my arms down while the other roams my body. His touch still soft and gentle but by the way he touches me i knew he wanted this too. His hand suddenly cups my warm wet core and i couldn't help but let a moan escape from my mouth into his. He smirks into the kiss and works his hand on my clothed core kneeding it in his large warm hands.

"M-myeon-ahh~~" i moan out as he pulls away from the kiss still massaging my clothed core.

"I can already feel how wet you are and i haven't even done anything yet" he hisses in satisfaction.

He removes his hand from its position and starts stripping himself from his clothes. I swear i never get tired of his well toned body that he works so hard to keep. He leaves his boxers on and leans back down to start and strip me. His smirk grows wider and eyes grow darker when he notices that i was wearing a sexy lace lingerie underneath my clothes.

"Well well, someone is prepared" he growls at me biting his lip.

"All for you baby~" i say in the most seductive way and i could tell that my choice of lingerie and the way i was talking effected him as a tent started forming in his boxers.

He immediately dives down to my core and kisses his way up my thigh. I bite my lip and look down at him in anticipation. He places a kiss on my clit before slowly licking his way down to my entrance. My breath hitches at his wet muscle on my core. I feel him smirk against me before attaching his lips onto my clit. He suck and nibles at it, humming while doing so to send vibrations of pleasure through out my body.

"M-myeoonnieeee~~"

He feels me start to clench and immedietly pulls away.

"I cant wait anymore.. on your hands and knees princess" he commands and i scramble to get on all fours.

I rest myself on my elbows causing my ass to be raised in the air for him. I turn my head around to find him staring at my full displayed ass as he removes his boxers and throws them on the ground somewhere. His rock hard member springs free and he licks his lips ar the sight of my ass on show for him.

"God i love the way your ass looks right now~" he growls and places his palms on each ass cheek.

He rubs and squeezes them before giving them a light spank.

"Fuck i love the sound of your ass when i spank them" he hisses and spanks me again.

"a-aahh~" i moan out at the new feeling of him spanking me.

I feel him rub his tip against my entrance and surge his hips foward, drilling into me immediatly. My hands grip thight onto the sheets,  moans and groans, sounds of skin slapping fill the room as he completely looses control and thrusts fast and hard. His nails dig into my hips, leaving crescent shapes on my skin.

"Ugh you're s-so tight princess" he groans out.

His thrust star to become sloppier and my legs start to shake as i begin to clench around him.

"M-myeon-ahh i-im gonna-"

"M-me too"

I feel his thumb rub circles on my clit and the pressure he was giving was too much to handle.

"I-im a-about... t-to- aaahhhhhh~" i almost scream out as my orgams washes over me hard.

I felt him release inside of me soon after with a low moan. Slowing down his movements he finally stops and we both stay in our positions for a breif moment to catch out breaths. I felt the bed dip and i realised that Suho got off the bed. I just collapsed on the bed smiling to myself in satisfaction. He comes back with a wet towel and cleans me up smiling at me in the process, the sweet loving guy came back.

"I didn't hurt you did i?"

"No you didn't baby" i smile to him to reassure him and he smiles back.

Once he was finished cleaning me, crawled back up and gave me the sweetest most gentle kiss like he always does. He pulls away with a slight giggle and a wink before rolling over on my side and pulling me into his warm chest. I rest my head snugly in the crook of his neck and he play with my hair while rubbing my back to help me relax and fall alseep.

"I love you" he whispers and kisses the top of my head.

"I love you too Myeonie" i reply sleeply and nuzzle closer into his neck.

He smiles widely at me before closing his own eyes as we both drift off to sleep.

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