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"Word of god" canon: there's no good reason for the finger tape. He just thought it looked cool, added to the character "Maybe it makes him a better guitar player?" quoted from Randy himself 🤣

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BTS fic recs: August 2024

Hi! Thank you so much for looking at my fic recs— I truly hope you find something that you haven’t read, or something to reread maybe? Please show all of these wonderful authors some love on their original post to let them know they made something wonderful ✨

Some of the authors on this list is on hiatus, but please don’t let that stop you from reblogging or commentating on their story— because you don’t know when they might pop back in and see your lovely comment/reblog, so please— if you like something, show some love to the author 🥰

I want to thank each and every writer on this list for creating such wonderful stories and art - you are truly amazing ✨ All the fics on this list hold a dear place in my heart 🥹

❗Most of these fics are smutty or dark as hell, so minors dni.❗ 

If you read anything on this list and you like it, please leave a comment to the writer or reblog the fic, it might seem like a tiny gesture, but it really means a lot for writers and I can guarantee it will put a smile on their faces💜 Let’s share and give lots of love!

Looking for more to read? Check ‘The Library’ or last years recs 🙂

[index] → jan | feb (jhs) | mar (myg) | apr | may | jun | jul | 💜 | sep (jjk)(knj) | oct (pjm) | nov | dec (kth)(ksj) |

Emoji meaning → angst = 🌩️, smut = 🥵, fluff = 🥰, comedy = 😂, yandere = 😈, thriller/dark = 👻, fantasy = 🪄. 

⭐Discord Discourse: pt1 and pt2 (series; discontinued) @joheunsaram [4k]  // knj x f.reader // idol!au, internet relationships, s2l, fanfic writer!reader // 🌩️🥰

📝 Kim Namjoon likes to spend time in a discord server… dedicated to him. With new friends and a budding crush, will he ever be able to truly be himself without revealing who he is?

🗨️ oh this one is so good! It’s amazing! The concept and plot is soo funny! I would be scared if this happened to me 😂

⭐You Set My Heart on Fire: pt1 and pt2 (series; completed) @hayjeon [21k] // knj x f.reader // one night stand, s2l, workplace!au, fireman!Namjoon + paramedic!reader // 🌩️🥰🥵

📝 as a surgeon forced to volunteer as a paramedic in the Seoul Fire Department during an unfortunate probation incident, your one and only goal was to get to work, do your thing, and get the hell home and back to your original high-salary job. But when the SFD’s Chief is the incredibly attractive, cocky, and persistent Kim Namjoon, things start to get heated.  

🗨️ holy shit this is amazing 💖 Namjoon as a firefighter? So fucking hot 🔥 oc as a surgeon turned paramedic ✨ and all the action, the tension, the friends with the whole crew and all the guys??? 🥹 Fuck. This one is amazing, another favorite! 

⭐Show Me How @imaginationofacrazyfangirl [3.9k] // knj x f.reader // tinder!au, virgin!au // 🥵

📝 you swiped right on a nerd, instead you got a Greek God. Or tired of your virginity, you decide to throw caution to the wind and find a hookup on tinder.

🗨️ omg this is really amazing! I’m going to warn you that it ends on a cliffhanger and there’s no other part to it, but it’s so amazing and it’s worth a read even though you’ll 100% be left wanting more 🥹😂 Their chemistry is so off the charts and the foreplay is so good 👏🏾

⭐Real Magic @here2bbtstrash [16.7k] // knj x f.reader // christmas!au, workplace!au, single dad!Namjoon // 🥵🥰

📝 the holiday season has never meant anything to you beyond suffering long hours for minimum wage and awaiting the collapse of capitalism— but this year, you’d be willing to add making out with your dilf coffee shop boss to the list.

🗨️ omg this was just so fucking amazing 🥰 I love everything about it and the plot was so fluffy 🥺 Namjoon was just so fluffy and I love his kid ✨ Such a sweet holiday fic, and even if it isn’t read around Christmas time it will bring a smile to your face. It’s truly amazing 💯💜

⭐Sweet Company @remedyx [4.4k]  // knj x f.reader // coffee shop!au, christmas!au, s2l // 🥰

📝 no one should ever have to spend the holidays alone. Coffee makes for better conversation than eggnog anyway.

🗨️ ih this was so cute and fluffy with a sprinkle of angst. I really loved the length that Namjoon went through for oc and it was such a sweet gesture 🥹 It’s completely SFW!!!

⭐Lost & Found @l0mljeonjungkook [9.6k]  // knj x f.reader // single mom!reader, bf2l // 🥰🥵

📝 eight years beside him were nothing but a roller coaster ride. Being a single mother wasn't easy, but your best friend, Kim Namjoon made your way smooth. You never knew you felt something for him until you read his diary, which you weren't supposed to read ever. What will you do, if not only you but Hyeon, your baby, and your best friend Namjoon, wants the same, what you desired for so long?

🗨️ this was cute 🥹

⭐All Mine @cui-nisi [3.8k] // ksj x f.reader // college!au, fwb, e2l // 🥵

📝 with Jin being the student body president, you have to keep your purely sexual relationship on the DL, but what happens when it’s no longer just sexual?

🗨️ oh I really liked this one! The tension and energy between oc and Seokjin uffff 🔥

⭐Textbook Love @helenazbmrskai [11.6k] // ksj x f.reader // brother’s best friend!au, writer!reader, f2l // 🥵🥰🌩️

📝 loving your best friend’s brother is forbidden so what is even more forbidden you might ask. It’s writing smut about him. Can you still remain friends after he discovers your secrets?

🗨️ iiihhh, it was so good! ✨🥵

⭐Small Tuna Fish @floralseokjin [17.1k] // ksj x f.reader // college!au, f2l // 🥵🥰

📝 Kim Seokjin is a really nice guy. (Not to be confused with a ‘Nice Guy’). Too nice for someone like you, you’re sure. Which is why you’ve been attempting to ignore what’s going on between you. He couldn’t possibly be flirting with you. He couldn’t possibly like you. Could he? It the end, it takes one charity car wash event and one – or two, depending on how dirty your mind is – soakings to make things very clear. 

🗨️ damn, this was so funny, sweet and sexy at the same time ✨💯 loved the plot, the car wash–the wetness?? Omg. Everything was so fucking perfect 💖

⭐Dream Come True @sugaurora [16.8k] // ksj x f.reader // brother’s best friend!au, f2l // 🥵🥰

📝 since your brother had warned you years ago that his best friend Seokjin was off limits, you’d only allowed yourself to safely fantasize about him in your dreams. You’re not sure why tonight his lips feel so much softer and his hands so much warmer than usual, but you’re also not about to complain.

🗨️ shit I’m in love with this 🤧 It’s so fucking amazing, beautiful, sweet and fluffy. I lived it so much 💖 💯

⭐With You @yoonpobs [22.1k] // ksj x f.reader // marriage!au, divorce!au, childhood friends2lovers // 🥵🥰🌩️

📝 marrying your childhood best friend was not the love story that most painted it to be. you knew that better than anyone else.

🗨️ I really adore stories where the characters undergo emotional development 🥹 and these… They grow so much, and they even have supportive friends and family 🤧 Jin was a bit of a douche yes but he learned from his mistakes (hopefully keeps at it) and I really loved everything in it 🤧✨ I also loved that Jin suggested couples therapy, because I think that would be a big assert for them to achieve a healthier marriage 🥹 and when he asked oc on a date, and she went “but were married?” 🤭 also, I really think that going on dates while married is a really good way to keep the marriage alive too 🥰💜 I really loved it 💯

⭐Warm This Winter @jamaisjoons [51.6k] // ksj x f.reader (ft. ex!jjk) // one night stand, s2l, exes (jjk), christmas!au // 🥵🥰🌩️

📝 spending the winter vacation with an ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend was not something anyone would ever consider doing. spending the winter vacation with both an ex-boyfriend, his new girlfriend, and the one night stand you’d used to try to get over him, well that was a whole other situation that anyone sane would have fled from. and yet, here you are. caught between your best friend (and consequently your ex-boyfriend), and the very same man who you’d fallen into bed with after a night of wallowing in self pity. all while stuck in the picturesquely beautiful - and cruelly romantic - austrian alps. well. at least you can say you had an interesting christmas.

🗨️ PERFECTION 💯 This was so fucking incredible, I don’t know where to begin… I love Jin in this, he’s so fucking funny charming, sweet, kind and witty. He’s so him. The dynamic between all of the characters was amazing, and the tension and unresolved feelings between oc and Jungkook was so fucking good! I loved all the jealousy too, and then the fading of the jealousy. When things shifted for oc, how Seokjin helped her, and in that, she fell for him 🤧 Such a lovely Christmas story! There’s a lot of angst in it, yes, and tension, dear god, the tension is so good 😭 there humor, happiness, live and friendship. And missed chances, living with consequences 🥹✨ IT WAS SO FUCKING GOOD. IF YOU HAVEN’T READ IT BEFORE, DO IT NOW, AND IF YOU HAVE, READ IT AGAIN 💖

⭐The Devil Wears Valentino @orchidyoonkook [10.4k] // myg x f.reader // devil!Yoongi, “friends” to lovers, spooky!au // 🥵🥰🌩️👻🪄

📝 having known him for years—from a small mistake on your behalf, and a favour on his—you’re one of the only people he seems to be able to put up with for company. Certainly the only one he’s half-way decent with. But what’s more surprising to you is that despite his name, reputation, and the fact he’s always joked he’d have killed anyone else by this point, is that he’s never once tried to cause you harm. Actually, he’s almost…protective of you. In his own weird way. And obnoxiously flirty.

🗨️ there is just so much in this one, and it’s so fucking amazing!!!! There’s so much lore, and brilliant storytelling and the writing was just so fucking suberb ✨ This is hands down one of the best stories I’ve ever read, and I’m so happy I did and I’ll revisit this story again sometime, because, fuck, it was just soo fucking good!!! 😭 I think this will be a perfect read at least once a year, preferably around Halloween— and then also on Yoongi’s birthday, because 🥵 Really, you should read this anything, multiple times! This has really become one of my personal favorites 💎

⭐By the Time I’ve Figured Out What it’s Worth @ugh-yoongi [20k] // myg x f.reader // musician!Yoongi, est. relationship, marriage!au // 🥵🥰🌩️

📝 you used to find comfort in it—listening to those old songs. the shy sounds of falling in love, the tinkling of a ring in a dish, the inevitable crash and burn. all those songs aren’t so comforting anymore, when you’d do anything to keep him and yoongi’s got one foot out the door.

🗨️ this was so heartbreakingly good, I don’t know where to begin!? It’s so raw and real, and this is very special to me, because I relate to the plot a lot. It really describes some struggles of marriage and relationships so well, how they handle the tough times! It was such a good read! Is it angsty? Yeah. Did I cry? Yeah. It was just perfection. I was really moved by this. So relatable, raw and realistic. So emotional. So beautiful 🤧💖

⭐The Seventh Muse @wwilloww [6.7k] // myg x f.reader // f2l, librarian!au // 🥵🥰

📝 as a writer, your favorite place in the world is the library. But you’re quickly coming to realize that it might not be the books that keep drawing you back, but the handsome, smart librarian who always knows exactly what you need.

🗨️ Cute and I really like it 💖

⭐Too High @ysljoon [1.7k] // myg x f.reader x fwb!Hoseok // toxic relationships, ex!Yoongi// 🌩️

📝 you haven't moved on from your ex, can someone else pick up the pieces for you or are you going to keep yourself in the cycle of the failed relationship?

🗨️ Oh this was bittersweet 🥺 going back to a guy who hurt you (I’m guessing emotionally), but he’s your home and comfort 🥺 I can see why OC’s toxic in her behavior, and I feel sad for everyone involved 🤧 The story is really good and it’s very emotional 💖

⭐Three Tangerines (series; ongoing) @kithtaehyung [n/a] // myg x f.reader // fuckboy!yoongi, brother’s best friend!au, age gap!au // 🌩️🥵🥰

📝 Throughout high school, you sometimes caught glimpses of your brother’s older friends: some of them were sweet, some of them were smart. but the one closest to him? that guy was a total f*ckboy from day one. after a foray of horrid relationships spanning years - ending with one that broke up with you for an alarming reason - you needed advice on what the hell you were doing wrong… and this wasn’t a conversation for anyone sweet or smart.

🗨️ 3tan is back on the list!!! 🥰 In case you haven’t read the new drabble of 3tan717 ‘Bet Wrong’ please go do it now, it’s so fucking good, sweet and dirty ✨

⭐Swing Life Away @aphrodijin [5.2k] // myg x f.reader // marriage!au, pregnancy!au // 🥵🥰🌩️

📝 it's your first anniversary as a married couple but not only did you forget today's special occasion, you also didn't prepare a self-made gift for your husband -- except for the bundle of joy in your womb.

🗨️ This was so fucking cute and sweet!! Omg I loved it so much 😭💯💜

⭐Minted (series; ongoing) @/kithtaehyung [9.4k] // myg x f.reader // haegeum!au, gang!au, street king!Yoongi, street cart vendor!reader // 🌩️🥵

📝 all you do is wake up, sell your fruit on the dusty streets below your flat, and go to sleep. but everything changes when a customer you always look forward to seeing turns out to be dangerous. really, really dangerous.

🗨️ Another amazing story from Ryen! This Yoongi is dark and so so interesting. There’s a lot of suspense, tension and angst, but it’s so fucking good! It’s fast paced, and it’s a slow burn at the same time— don’t ask me how Ryen does that, but it’s perfect! 👏💖

⭐Not Interested @sehunpeachy [20k] // jhs x f.reader // e2l, college!au, swim team!au // 🥵🥰🌩️😂

📝 nobody has ever succeeded at swooping you off your feet. that is until you become coach assistant for your college’s swim team and maybe then, you learn everybody deserves a chance at love.

🗨️ wow, wow, wow. Enemies to lovers? 🥵 The tension between them was so fucking good, and the fact that it was a swim team??? Ehm hello? It was so wet, juicy and perfect!!! I loved everything in it (it was also witty and funny!) ✨💯

⭐After Hours @yminie [5.3k] // jhs x f.reader // retail!au, workplace!au, manager!hoseok // 🥵

📝 it’s no secret your manager is very, very good looking. So what can be expected of you when you spend one too many nights locked up on your own with him?

🗨️ manager Hoseok? I would not be able to function at work 🥵 it was so hooooot ✨

⭐Stop Being so Cute @thatmultifandomhoe [3.4k] // jhs x f.reader // coffee shop!au, s2l // 🥰

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🗨️ this was so cute 🥹💖

⭐Gone Wild @johobi [6.5k] // jhs x f.reader // bf2l, fwb, roommate!au // 🥵

📝 Hoseok consumes porn like he does Cheetos: in unhealthily large amounts. He’s seen, and jacked off to, most things imaginable. But there are those photos that always draw him back… 

🗨️ fuck. Fuck. Fuck. It was so amazing ✨💯 The tension?? So high and hot! The smut? I don’t know where to begin?? 🥵

⭐Me & You @/jamaisjoons [6.5k]  // jhs x f.reader // bf2l // 🥵🌩️🥰

📝 your relationship with your best friend has always been strange - especially since you started as friends with benefits. 

🗨️ this was so fucking hot I’m going KAVSVDBAKAVFK 🤧

⭐Fake Love @aquaminwrites [16.2k] // jhs x f.reader // fake dating!au, christmas!au, e2l // 🥵

📝 every year, your family spends the holidays at your parents’ cottage in the country. Freshly single and not wanting to be picked apart by your family for being alone, you decide to recruit one of your friends to pretend to be your boyfriend. The only available volunteer? Your brother Namjoon’s roommate, Hoseok. Only problem? He absolutely hates your guts. 

🗨️ I just love Christmas stories, and then you add a fake relationship, only one bed and enemies and brother’s best friend??? Hello. It was awesome, thank you very much ✨ I really loved it 💖 so, so good! 💯

⭐Potent Pink (series; discontinued) @dntaewithluv [6.9k]  // pjm x f.reader // neighbor!au, fuckboy!au // 🥰🌩️😂

📝 the first time you see Park Jimin you’re instantly entranced by him. And it turns out he lives in the apartment next to the one you’re moving into, so even better he’s your hot neighbor. When the previous tenant confesses to you that he was the best hook up she ever had, you’re that much more intrigued. The first time you meet him, however, you’re deciding immediately that you hate him and want to stay as far away from him as possible. Jimin is determined to be a constant in your life though, and he definitely is that. Both a constant flirt and a constant pain in your ass. Is a ruined second impression enough to prevent you from ever giving him a second chance?

🗨️ it was so good! And I feel like I want to know so much more about why Jungkook doesn’t like Jimin, why he’s saying not to invite him into OC’s life. It was such a good prologue! 🥹 Sadly it hasn’t been updated, so I’ll make this as a discontinued series… But I still think it’s worth a read because both the writing and the story was so good 💜✨

⭐Mismatched Pages: pt1 and pt2 (series; discontinued) @knjoodles [1.2k + 4.2k]  // pjm x f.reader // university!au, writer!au // 🥰🌩️

📝 you love writing. it’s your passion, it’s what you dream to do forever. up until you find out the guy you really like also happens to be the guy who’s stealing your ideas. then it sucks.

🗨️ this was really cute 🥹 it hasn’t been updated after chapter two, so I assume that it’s discontinued. I really like the plot though!!! 💜

⭐Blooming Days @bluekyun [15.3k] // pjm x f.reader // university!au, bf2l, pregnancy!au // 🥰🌩️🥵😂

📝 a typical night for you begins at the library in your favorite chair underneath the lamp in the corner, only to be picked up at 3am by your best friend, Jimin. Despite having slept over in his room several times before, this certain night in Sigma house leads to far more than you ever imagined. But what is to come of your friendship once you reveal those two little lines that will change your lives forever?

🗨️ ahhhh this was so cute, lovely, fluffy and funny! It was also sprinkled with a bit of angst that made me tear up and scared for a moment 🥺 but the ending was happy 🥰 I really loved it 💖💯

⭐Tonight @pjmparadise [6.5k] // pjm x f.reader // idol!au, s2l // 🥰🌩️

📝 during a visit to New York, Jimin stops in front of a bar in passing and takes notice of you inside; lonely, gloomy, and so beautiful. He’s immediately drawn to you and can’t shake the image of you. He returns later that night, hoping he can still meet you. But will you feel the same way?

🗨️ this was cute 🥹 And for some reason, this felt very “who” coded 🥹 really fluffy but it’s a bit bittersweet, but hopeful ending! I really loved it 💖

⭐Never Falling + Forever Falling + Free Falling @yoonia [21k + 30.5k + 22k] // pjm x f.reader // e2l, singer!Jimin, non-idol!au, workplace!au, assistant!reader // 🌩️🥵

📝 for Park Jimin, you are everything he will ever need—his assistant, his housekeeper, his task runner, his fairy godmother. For you, he is more than everything. You have dedicated your life for him and, before you even realised it, your heart belongs to him alone. The only problem is that he is never yours, and you are living in a world that your love for him is nothing more than a fairytale ending. As you are suddenly given a chance to wake up and face the real world, will you be ready to embrace it? Will he be ready to deal with the world without you in it?

🗨️ this has been on my trl for forever, and then, it was only a one-shot, so color me pleased and pleasantly surprised to find out that this is now a freaking trilogy 🤯✨ I loved everything in it, and it’s so fucking amazing— if you have not already read it, you are certainly missing out! This is definitely one of my all time favorites 💎

⭐Eldorado @smoochkooks [38k] // pjm x f.reader // gold diggers!au, e2l, slowburn, adventure!au // 🥰🌩️🥵

📝 not all that glitters is gold but you, qualified gold digger, carrying on your back immense experience acquired all around the globe, came to the city of el paso del conte with one goal in your mind: to hit the jackpot of the eldorado of Texas. and nothing, no tragedies and adversities will stop you from pursuing it. but in every fairytale-like, too-good-to-be-true story, there’s a catch. this time, it comes in the name of park jimin, annoyingly handsome archeologist, your sworn enemy and biggest rival. 

🗨️ this has been on my trl list for some many fucking years 😭 well, I finally got to read it! And it was amazing, it was so fucking funny! Filled with witty banter, jokes and stereotypical jokes 😂 World building was so good too! And the smut? Fire 🥵 I really loved it 💖💯

⭐Backseat Serenade @jungkxook [10.7k]  // kth x f.reader // est. relationship, band!au, brother’s best friend, punk!Taehyung // 🥵

📝 falling in love and having weekly sex with kim taehyung is wrong for a number of reasons — and, no, that’s not including the whole other issue that he’s also your brother’s best friend

🗨️ This was so fucking amazing 🥵💜✨

⭐Any Way You Want It @noteguk [6.6k] // kth x f.reader // childhood bf to lovers // 🥵🥰

📝 in which your best friend, Taehyung, finds out about your unsatisfying sexual experiences and decides to put an end to that track record himself. 

🗨️ fuck this was so cute, and fuck the smut was so hot 🥵✨💯

⭐Supernova @whatifyoulivelikethat [n/a] // kth x f.reader // bf2l // 🥵😂

📝 Kim Taehyung is your best friend. Considering him as anything more was asking for a collapsed relationship. You two were just two points in the sky, side by side, always shining together. Stars aren’t meant to collide, right? 

🗨️ ØANFBGÆSB. Yep. Speechless. It was so hot! Amazing! And funny too ✨💜

⭐Rent-a-BoyfriendTM + drabble @jimlingss [12k] // kth x f.reader // s2l, fake dating!au // 😂🥰

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🗨️ fuck this was so freaking cute and fluffy with a small sprinkle of angst. Perfection 👏🏾 🥰💯

⭐The Assistant: pt1 and pt2 (series; completed) @lavienjin [3.8k]  // kth x f.reader // workplace!au, assistant!Taehyung, boss!reader // 🥵🌩️

📝 Kim Taehyung is your assistant and moonlights as a masseuse in the evening. When you came to the office the morning after a bad date, all you wanted is his hands all over your body.

🗨️ really liked this one ✨💜

⭐Lovestruck @seokstrivia [9k]  // kth x f.reader // jock!au, s2l, slowburn // 🥵🥰

📝 it was love at first sight, however, what you had imagined was very different from real life. In other words, Kim Taehyung didn’t know you existed.

🗨️ cute, cute, cute 🥰

⭐Chasing Cars (series; completed) @oddinary4bts [218.5k] // jjk x f.reader // brother’s best friend!au, forbidden love!au, college!au, slice of life!au // 🥵🌩️🥰

📝 when your brother goes to study on a semester abroad, your life collides with his best friend Jeon Jungkook, who's coincidentally your roommate. Will you survive the collision, or will you crumble into dust?

🗨️ the series are completed! I still need to read the last chapter, but it's so fucking good 💜 If you haven't read this one yet, you really should, and remember to read all the drabbles from JK's pov for each chapter ✨

⭐Bottle Up Old Love @wintaerbaer [4.6k] // jjk x f.reader // exes to lovers // 🥵🌩️🥰

📝 Jungkook may have broken up with you a year ago, but that's not going to stop him from coming to your rescue when he sees you being cornered by a creep.

🗨️ aaaaaaah this was so good! The smut, the plot (JK is protective and I love it), I really loved everything about this ✨💯

⭐Hold Me Close + Hold Me Closer @ahundredtimesover [22.6k] // jjk x f.reader // brother’s best friend!au // 🥵🌩️🥰

📝 when Jimin hits a crisis, he enlists the help of his older sister - you - and his best friend, Jungkook, to put the pieces back again. That proves to be difficult when 1) Jimin’s a brat and a certified pain in the ass, and 2) Jungkook has grown and suddenly, you can’t keep your eyes off him.

🗨️ omg this was so fucking amazing 😭✨ The characters are amazing in this, there’s cute backstory, details and the sibling bond is top tier, and the chemistry between oc and Jungkook is so fucking good! The tension is perfect and I love the slow burn 🥰 I feel this was also a bit on the existential side, which I really love. Like the dialogue had me thinking about my own life! I love when that happens! And it was so fun reading about siblings, and I’m missing my own baby sister right now. Anyway, it was exceptionally good! Amazing! 💯 And there’s a mention of Jungkook’s glazed potato incident you can’t miss! It was so fun (both this and the run episode 😂). Can’t recommend this one enough!!

⭐Right Here @namluve [13k]  // jjk x f.reader // 90’s!au, high school!au, fwb to lovers // 🥵🌩️🥰

📝 you had always been a part of the plastics and he was born on the wrong side of town. what happens when your worlds collide, and you realize that he is the only one in your life that’s not fake? 

🗨️ omg this was so heartbreakingly sad 😭😭😭😭 It was beautiful, and I loved it, don’t get me wrong, but I’m so sad 😭 that ending 🤧

⭐(Un)welcomed Addition @shuadotcom [9k]  // jjk x f.reader // neighbors!au, fuckboy!au // 🌩️🥰

📝 after a drunken one night stand with your neighbor, you have your reasons for wanting to forget it ever happened and never talk to him again. Unfortunately, Jungkook wins the award for the world’s worst neighbor so his 3 am wakeup calls and mail stealing have you banging at his door on an almost weekly basis. You just want to make it to the end of your lease so you can leave all the traces of the fuckboy next door behind…unless your feelings get in the way of course.

🗨️ it was funny and cute! I really liked it and there is a plot twist in there that I won’t spoil! ✨

⭐Jump Then Fall (Into You): pt1 + pt2 + pt3 (one-shot; completed) @writtenwhalien [52k] // jjk x f.reader // bf2l, cruise!au, fake dating!au // 🌩️🥰🥵

📝 bringing Jungkook along as your date to your ex’s lavish cruise wedding seemed like a perfect idea at first — all of your family and close friends together, nothing can go wrong… then Jungkook’s ex shows up and all of a sudden you’re in a years long relationship with him. You don’t mind though, really, how hard can sharing a cabin and pretending to be deeply in love with your best friend really be?

🗨️ this story is so fucking good! I love everything in it, and the characters are so good and detailed (even the minor characters!!!). This is totally a new all time favorite of mine 🌟

⭐Dragonheart (ongoing series) @captain-joongz [22.1k+]  // ot7 x f.reader // dragon rider!au, high fantasy!au, e2l // 🥵🌩️🥰😂

📝 the Gong-li Empire has been on the peak of its power for a little over a millenium, and there was a very simple reason for that - dragonkind. When the first emperor of the Li Dynasty struck a deal with a witch that would allow him to bind dragons to the crown and force them into obedience, it was the beginning of its reign of terror and the end of freedom for creatures as old as nature itself. Now, a woman hoping to change everything enters the ranks of the elite dragon rider unit among the imperial army and meets seven men that not only change her life, but help her change the fate of the whole world.

🗨️ this is so fucking amazing; there’s a lot of lore to dig into, the characters are good and funny. The storytelling is so good too! I can’t wait to read more of this one ✨ If you love fantasy and dragons, I’m sure you’ll love this one 💜

⭐End of the World: a Flickering Hope + Drabble + Epilogue  [4k + 1.2k + 0.9k]  // myg x f.reader // s2l, apocalypse!au // 🥵🥰😂🌩️👻

📝 your government has been telling you to prepare for war, just as a precaution given the recent political changes around your country. Did you listen and prepare? No. Are you paying the price now, friends all but gone, and your city burned to pieces? Yes. Survival instincts kicking in, you search for a place to rest, nourish your battered and hungry body, only to find yourself at the porch of a stranger. Will he help you, or leave you to your own demise? 

⭐Whalien52 [10.6k]  // pjm x f.reader // s2l, dystopian!au // 🌩️🥵👻

📝 you’ve been working for the New World Order as an assassin for years, guarding secrets without batting an eye or asking questions. But when a striking pink haired man shows up at the headquarters stealing information, he makes you question everything. With all of humanity at stake, what will you do? 

⭐When It Sinks In [13.1k]  // ksj x f.reader // est. relationship, mermaid!au, amnesia romance // 🥵🪄🥰🌩️

📝 life as a mermaid is wonderful, especially when your merman boyfriend, Seokjin, treats you just right. But you’re beginning to recall memories that you don’t think are yours from life on land— from a past life maybe? When you do realize that the memories are in fact your own, the world comes tumbling down around you, questioning your very existence. Are you even a real mermaid?

Thank you so much for reading my rec list, I hope you’ll reblog it to make it reach more people! There’s some insanely good reads on here ✨

If you want more, you’re more than welcome to follow me! I do monthly rec lists and sometimes I post my own writing too (only bangtan). 

Love you and borahae 💜

[des-no9]

I had the best fucking time at the larian writers workshop today omg I feel alive I am thriving. Being around other writers, working alongside them, talking, getting to know them, making a new friend, lamenting our struggles and 'turbo nerding out'.

I needed this so bad I feel so rejuvenated 💜

[finniestoncrane]

Hi, Finnie! It's a good thing there's an even amount of Riddlers here, because I have a request that I thought would be funny:

What if, for a week, all the Riddlers swapped bodies with each other?

How about...

Young Justice ↔️ Capullo

Arkham ↔️ Gotham

Twojar ↔️ Dano

Telltale ↔️ Unburied

Let's see them all walk a mile in each other's shoes!

Body Swap

Riddler Headcanons omg snow this is such a funny concept and i had to get this out as soon as i could because i loved it lmao 💚💜 request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi • masterlist minors DNI!! 🔞 cw for nsfw stuff: suggestive stuff

Young Justice ↔️ Capullo

young justice he hates this. why is chest out? he's buttoning this shirt up first. these sideburns need to be styled first, because they're so PLAIN. admittedly, it is nice to be able to see without glasses. maybe he looks a little bit less... beat-up-able without them? although who is he kidding, there wasn't just one thing that made him such a target, he was just a walking dartboard. the one thing he will say though is that he's had a bit of a boost in the confidence of his manhood because he's definitely... bigger in his own body. capullo omg what the actual fuck is this guy doing with his sideburns? some people can't be trusted with something as precious as immaculate facial hair. he could get used to the glasses though. they might make him look a bit less threatening. or they might help him pick up hot nerds at the library. undercover. one of them. maybe put this slightly more ample tool he's got between his legs to start off with. although he suspects he might have to do his preying during the day because that gang of roving teenagers over there look like they've locked on to him...

Arkham ↔️ Gotham

arkham it's irritating to be this lanky. he thought it might help, to be nimble and spry, but it's more of an irritation than he had imagined. no worry, it just makes him appreciate the muscle he's managed to develop. he won't get used to this tidy hair though. but, contrary to what he always thought, it isn't too bad working with someone. and this tiny little madman with the leg brace is far better than the oswald he knows and hates. he could really get used to having this little psycho around. gotham oh good GOD this is a horrendous outfit. who can walk around like this? the peace and quiet is nice though. and this workshop is far more suitable for the likes of... oh... say... building a getaway submarine! the echo is noticeable though. what he wouldn't give for a... friend. nothing else though! just someone to tell his riddlers to and prepare a lecture for or to... celebrate important achievements with. anyway! whoever owns this place is going to come back to find everything tidy and reorganised!

Twojar ↔️ Dano

twojar ok this might cramp his style a bit, but he's ready for the challenge. besides, it's all in the personality. anyone can charm and have people swooning over them if they have the right attitude. it's not all about a rock solid chest and a chiseled chin. a week might not be long enough for him to learn how to work it. and in terms of working, this place... there's no joker. or at least if there is, the fucker is locked up. he'd enjoy staying here for a while actually in that case. the king of gotham finally. by... default... dano this body is entirely distracting from his real goal. instead of being able to go about in an unassuming manner and sneak around to get the job done, he's noticed everywhere. and while on the outside he might look like he gets that kind of attention regularly, on the inside he's still terrified. he'll have to put all of his hands on hold for a week now because even under the mask, this jawline is going to be noticeable. and the amount of people who now recognise him by his stature is ridiculous!

Telltale ↔️ Unburied

telltale so this body might not have the swift maneuverability and deftness he's used to BUT it is much younger than his own, so he can get around much easier. he doesn't need the cane anymore, so he can put his mind to different weapons. this body, for example, seems to have great difficulty maintaining a balance, very clumsy. what a wonderful opportunity to flex his brilliant mind and design some new and psychotically dangerous weapons for the fool to keep once they've swapped back. unburied ok so... old. very old. but that's actually something he's found useful. if you're a dick but you're young then people seem to hate you. if you're a dick and you're old, then people think you're a cute, grumpy, old man. and that has now come in handy a lot already. not to mention, where he was failing before due to how irritating he is, potential partners seem to be willing to overlook it for the "daddy" effect he has on them. if he wasn't so bothered by the fact that he feels the need to go to bed at 8pm, he'd stay like this.

[iworshipsappho]

hii could you tell me a bit more about ceres if you don't mind? :] idk if you've talked about your oc before but I must've missed it and I'm curious now :]]]]

OMG HIHIHIIII

I LOVE TALKING ABOUT CERES!!!!!!! fuck yeah >:33

well i havent really spoken about him much online seeing as to the fact that most of my thoughts and rambles concerning them is usually sent in rapid fire succession to my beloved @foxtriestobiteandmaimandkilland <33

BUT i'm always happy to talk about ceres :33

ok so basically i got obseesed with dnd a few months or so back and Ceres is my first ever proper oc!!! i love them so muchhh fr. at first they started off as an extension of myself but as the weeks passed he grew into her own character and it was sooo cool!!! so they started in my mind as a gnome rogue in a very atla-esque world but nowwww i have sort of rethought their backstory and more or less settled on an earth genasi paladin for their race and class, but im now debating the paladin part... we'll see :'))

unfortunately, while i have a lot of fluctuating thought about them, i love that btw it makes me think and ponder (basically writing but without writing ykn), i cant draw for the life of me</3 neither am i able to describe ceres enough for someone to draw them for me fskgjskgh

so rn ceres is still very much a baby oc WHOM I LOVE VVVVV MUCHHH but yeag, not properly fleshed out yet BUT im looooving all the research im putting into this its all so incredibly FUN and joyful and etc etc <33333

OH SHIT I ALMOST FORGOR the origin of their name!!!!!! so from the beginning i wanted ceres to have a connect with the earth and its elements!!! their hobbies are wood working and stone carving!!! i have a lil pintrest board and everything. anyways so, im a huge greek mythology nerd yeah? so i obviously named them after demeter, but the roman version. i am also very obsessed with our solar system and ceres is one my favourite dawrf planet, right in the asteroid belt between mars and jupiter... so yeag, cool name with origins from two of my erliest ever interests :>>

💜

[amyispxnk]

💐 once you receive this lovely bouquet of flowers you have to mention five things you love, publicly, and send it to 10 of your favorite followers if you want. SPREAD POSITIVITY! ⛅️🥩💜

thank you so much for this 🫶🫶

1. Pedro Pascal. Need I elaborate? The perfect man in every way and always occupying every corner of my mind. My life literally revolves around him

2. Social media. Tumblr, tiktok, insta and all of it cause I've made so many friends on my socials and I'm so grateful for all of them!! And it's a very fun place in general for me with all the edits and silly content

3. Video games! The Last of Us has my heart of course but I also love Detroit become human, Resident Evil and TWD. 😋

4. Random but I love food so I'm gonna put it here - ramen. Literally eating some rn. Live laugh ramen tbh I love cooking it eating it everything about it. Definitely my favourite food ever

5. THEATRE. Omg. I am such a drama and theatre nerd I swear 😭 performed in so many school plays and I love going to see musicals so fucking much it's such an amazing experience. Drama is a rlly big part of my life tbh I love love love it

[1d1195]

Sam my love I’ve missed you this week😭😭😭 I have MANY things to catch you up on and I fear it’s gonna be a two parter 😭 (I’ll try not to yap too much lol)

WDYM SAM IVE MENTIONED THE HARRY WITH A BREEDING KINK?!? BESTIE😭😭😭😭 I wish my memory wasn’t shit so I could remember 😔 BUT I LOVE BEING SURPRISED SO I CANT WAIT TO BE SENT INTO A FERAL SPIRAL HAHA

I thought I would HATE audio porn lol I hate asmr stuff so in my head I thought it would be like that but I’m glad it was not that lol and honestly I totally get being more into the plot! Bc that’s literally me!! And it’s always such a surprise when you do write smut and I love it lol

Omg AP stats and calc?!? I’m also not surprised you love calc and bestie that’s so cool of you! I love that your brain just get it ya know! Anyways I’m sure you’re doing a GREAT job at teaching both💕💕

You’re so kind 😭 and you’re so right about getting it for a deal I think maybe that’s why I’m obsessed lol being “basic” is fine like there’s a reason why it’s so loved because you can’t really fuck up lol I LOVEEEEE flowers in any form so I totally get it! Wait I love that you have a good dynamic with your students 😭 that’s so sweet!!!

The made to be couple is so amazing! Such a heartbreaking story when I read for the first time I’m pretty sure I cried at one point lol and another teacherry idea?! A WIN!!!

It actually hurt me so much too see how she was being used like that’s not normal😭😭(I’m the same but at least I can accept it now lol) and you know I love the classic “kitten” nickname it’s truly your trademark! So I don’t see anything wrong with having it for your stories plus poppy was cute and it made sense for the story! BESTIEEEEEE you have no idea how much I love that you’re even considering using a Spanish nickname! And yeah I do speak it and mi vida is very acceptable and common! Another common one would be “amor” or “cariño”! Also it was similar to Tulips BUT they are still so different if that makes sense!

I LOVE A NERD!!!! He’s sounds so amazing I can’t 😭 him being so into her and just caring enough about her to learn her interest😭 he’s definitely book bf material!

Aww thank you! It was my uncle who passed and oddly he was someone I enjoyed being around with lol but the whole process of being around family memebers is just a no for me! And like I simply can’t with them!! Anyways I’m glad that I’m not really alone in feeling like that!

Okay so this quarter is all psyc courses! All upper division and they are something lol bestie one of them is 3 HOURS😭😭😭 I won’t make it😭 but the topics seem interesting enough lol I have two that revolve around clinical treatment, assessment, and a bit of history behind psychology methods. Then one about development which seems cool since I already took a class about parenting! And one about eating disorders which I’m kinda the most excited about even if the grading scheme in that course sucks lol BUT SAM I HAVE A WIN!! I HAVE A HOT TA THIS QUARTER 🎉🎉🎉 idk if I’ve mentioned him before but I had him as a TA for my first year and when I tell you I was shocked when walking into that lecture hall… I was too stunned to speak!! He’s so hot to me I can’t 😭Anyways overall the professors seems nice but who tf knows at this point bestie I’ll probably be dying in two ish weeks when midterms start lol

I kinda had to dye it again bc my roots girl were so bad lol I now see how oddly fast my hair grows bc those roots were showing lol but honestly I find it every fun and freeing almost lol but i totally understand not wanting to commit because it is something you can’t easily fix! but if it’s not something you really want to do there’s nothing wrong with that!-💜

I've missed you so much! I'm sorry it was a busy week 😭

I can't wait to write it now hehehe 🤭

Obviously I'm obsessed with friends to lovers audio porn so I've been enjoying all the little lead up parts to the actual sex. I've mainly been skipping around the audios listening for the sweet parts of him telling her how beautiful she is and how much he likes her 😭😂 I think I just need a good audio book, right? Like that's what that means? Idk, I don't care either hahahaha. I think it'll help inspire a bit more smut (I may or may not be writing something now for Thursday 🤷‍♀️)

I think I cried during Made To Be multiple times. I'm def an angsty girl at heart 😂 This teacherry idea is going to be probs dumb but I don't care. I'm trying not to read too much into my own ideas because it's fiction and fun.

AMOR (OBVIOUSLY) and cariño I love that! Idk if I have a storyline for them yet. I also don't know if it would make sense for me to use it because I'm not sure I could tie in a reason (okay, hold on I'm envisioning a meet cute after a long day at work and Harry is just blown away by the girl at the bar of a Mexican restaurant because she's just obsessed with tacos, chips, and guac and probably margaritas--I know Harry loves tequila). I just don't want to offend anyone more than I probably do by being whiter than a piece of paper ☠ But I really love the sound of cariño 😭 like now it's all I'm going to think about for weeks. One of the book series I was reading called her gatita so I could see myself using both--okay, you've convinced me. I'll use some spanish hehehehehehe. I def got mi vida from Encanto 😭 I thought it was adorable and I could so see a lovesick Harry using it.

I love my family. I would do anything for them. But they're the worst. Whenever someone gets married and they play the shoe game I'm always the side of designated side of the family that's "who's side of the family is crazier" -_- It ain't much, but it's honest.

I'm OBSESSED!!!! Please share anything you feel like sharing about your studies. One of the many degrees I would love to get is psychology. I LOVE the brain. I think it's fascinating. 3 HOURS THOUGH. I love the sound of all your courses. Everything sounds fascinating. I'm so excited for you! I know it will be a lot but hopefully the interest will make it worthwhile.

Does that mean your TA has a cute nose?! 😂😂 Tell me about his forearms too 😭 I'm literally so excited about this. Send me tidbits for inspo. I'll be praying for you around midterms time 💕

I've always thought a burgundy reddish/purple would be fun for me but again, can't commit, lol. I've had the same hairdresser since I was a kid, she would probs have a stroke. I should just ask her what to do. See part of me doesn't want to deal with the upkeep either. You're a stronger woman than me. If I saw roots I would be like "That sucks, oh well." I swear sometimes I should have been a guy. I think the higher powers forgot to turn a few knobs and switches before sending me out into the universe 😂

✨See you in part 2!!! ✨

xoxo

[vsagis]

alex, i cant remember how we crossed paths, but i remember seeing your blog and getting super excited to write with you, because i love villain izuku stuff, and your writing was, and still is, captivating. i stayed because our two fucking nerds clicked instantly and we both turned out to be absolutely feral. i love our ships, our threads and you so much!!! youre such an important part of my life now and i wouldnt change a single fuckin thing about it!!

TELL ME WHY YOU FOLLOWED MY BLOG AND WHAT MADE YOU STAY! / @villainbound

omg wife— right back at you! i couldnt dream of a better friend than you! im so so happy i overcame my anxiety and followed you (because i remember I followed you first! hehe) i never expected our muses would click so fast and go so strong! i lov u and i lov ibuki 💜

[arcielee]

Rules: Post 10 of your favorite comfort tv series and then tag 10 people.

Thank you Tumblr kindred spirits @boundlessfantasy​ & @aemondsbabygirl​  💜

30 Rock [I fucking love Tina Fey and I reference this show in my every day life, whenever possible.]

House of the Dragon [I actually enjoy it a lot more that GoT only because how HBO half-assed everything.]

Bridgerton [My husband quotes this show because I would put it on and fall asleep.]

The Last Kingdom [Filled the HotD void and became so much more.]

Futurama [Me and husband’s favorite show, another amazing background filler.]

Girls [This show was so painful and I loved it. Also, young Adam Driver.]

Broad City [I came in on the last season and fucking love that show.]

X-Files [Don’t judge me, but I remember watching it as a kid and being absolutely petrified but still watching every episode, omg.]

Law & Order: SVU [Women. ✨] 

The Expanse [I am a big scifi nerd.]

No pressure tags: To anyone who sees this on their dashboard, consider yourself tagged.  💜

Comfort Shows

(Inspired by comfort movies tag game)

Rules: post 10 of your favorite comfort tv series and then tag 10 people.

The Vampire Diaries

The Originals

House of Cards

House of the Dragon

Games of Thrones

Gossip Girl

Money Heist

Nirvana in Fire (C drama)

Secret History of the Empress Wu (C drama. I am so in love with this. Pls don’t delete the English subs)

The 100

@purple-writer8 @boundlessfantasy @qyburnsghost @xcharlottemikaelsonx @multyfangirl @accidentalslayer @cocowritesstuff @bellameshipper

[captain-kinda-trash]

Karaoke (Bayverse! Boys headcanons) 200 follower celebration!! <3

you decide to surprise the boys with a karaoke machine for their mutation day <3

and what better way to spend a night away from patrolling than tipsy karaoke with your family and friends?

Leo ~

OMG

THIS BOY GETS INTO IT

sure, it'll take a couple of drinks to loosen him up

leo doesn't want to screw up his "eldest-and-therefore-most-mature" reputation

actually has a very pleasant singing voice 🥰💙

though he's a bit on the shy and quiet side at first

let him get a little more loosened up, he'll be more confident then <33

MICHAEL BUBLÉ WHO?? 👀

HE SINGS SO MANY MICHAEL BUBLÉ SONGS IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY~

and elton john (3

AND frank sinatra

leo CARRIES that shit hard

His go-to karaoke songs are without argument,

Feeling Good (Michael bublé)

Hello Hello (Elton John)

L-O-V-E (Nat King Cole)

Everything (Michael Bublé)

WHICH, BY THE WAY...

he will make eye contact with you EVERY

SINGLE

TIME

The beat drops on either songs

and he fucking winks

All of the boys (including vern and casey) rolling their eyes when he does so 🙄

leo tries to be serenading

which totally works btw

will do the little hip sway thingy when he sings, just for the hell of it

so sappy 🥴

I also strongly believe that each boy holds a Disney song close to their heart

Leo's fav is probably "Go the Distance" from Hercules, OR "Make a Man Out of You" (Mulan)

THEY DESCRIBE HIM SO DARN WELL??

will not hesitate to hold a hand out and pull you up on the stage just to spin and dip you 🥰💙

MY HEART

April loves it so much omg--

soooo cute 😫💙

Raph ~

ooh YOU ARE NOT READY

We love raphie

he doesn't need a lot of drinks to get up and sing, you've just gotta hype him up <33

"Aw Nah, you guys don' wanna hear me sing, I suck, heh,"

"GO RAPH, YOU'RE AWESOME"

"DAMN RIGHT, I'M GOIN UP THERE NOW--"

Raph's voice, at least what I would think, isn't necessarily considered "made for singing"

nevertheless it's pretty good

DEFINITELY a rap man, endless rap songs w/ mikey ❤🧡

Also deep down he is a real sucker for high school musical duets 🥰

(only for you, bby <33)

gets really into it with the right amount of motivation

he'll do the little stage hop, it's the BEST

raphie gets so excited!!

You wanna hype him up even more??

Sit on his shoulders or the top of his shell while he sings

HE WILL SING SO LOUD

Start clapping for him from the audience please 😫

Go-to songs are

"Till I Collapse" (Eminem) and you can BET YOUR ASS HE WILL RAP EVERY WORD

Teenage Dirtbag (Cavetown, chloe moriondo) which he will duet with YOU ONLY

ANIMALS (maroon five) HE IS SO HOT SINGING THIS 😳❤

I'm too sexy (Right Said Fred)

^^ Raph WILL point at you, wiggle his eyebrows, ROLL HIS HOT BOD, AND WINK THE WHOLE TIME HE SINGS THIS

*melts*

Disney song has to be After Today from The Goofy Movie

HE WILL 100% SING A BEAUTY AND THE BEAST SONG W/ YOU

He can relate to that song ALOT

and he even does the little voices for each character 😂❤

YOU SINGING ELECTRIC LOVE AND THEN GIVE RAPH A BIG OL SMOOCH WHEN THE BEAT DROPS

HE WILL DIE

he'll do the goofy hunchover, having to lean way down when you kiss him

there are visible cartoon hearts dancing around his head 🥰

Raph is so fun to be around when karaoke is happening~

Donnie ~

Donnie is definitely on the shy side when it comes to singing

EVEN THOUGH HE IS SO GOOD AT IT, WHAT?? 🤨💜

Definitely gonna need a few drinks before mikey can shove him onto the stage

he's just standing there like: "🕴"

finally, after some encouragement, our adorable nerd, although flustered, will participate

HIS VOICE IS INCREDIBLE

starts off very soft, shy, but will get INTO IT

this boy loves 80's rock, don't even get me started 💜💜

WILL 100% SING HEATHER, JUST BECAUSE HE'S "THAT BOY"

Mikey trying to hop up next to him and join

Donnie just hip checks him out of the scene--

HE'S THE MAIN CHARACTER NOW, THERE'S NO GOING BACK 💅😫

favorite songs to sing ~

People Watching (Conan Grey)

Somebody's Watching Me (Rockwell)

She Blinded Me with Science (Thomas Dolby) thanks Turtle-babe 😉

Scotty Doesn't Know (Lustra)

^^ THE WAY EVERYONES JAWS DROP WHEN HE GOES HARD WITH THIS ONE

AIR THRUSTING AND EVERYTHING 💀💜

Also just might take his glasses off for an intense head thrashing sesh

BECAUSE HE WILL

DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THIS BOY

*air guitar solo, like 4 times*

He EATS up all the attention given to him

even though he won't admit it

"Go DONNIE!!"

Disney song???

Lost in The Woods (Frozen)

IT'S HIS SONG 😭💜

PICKS YOU UP BRIDAL STYLE AND SPINS YOU

passes tf out right after

he's so exhausted from being too amazing 😫💅

Mikey ~

Sorry have you MET this boy?? 🤨

MADE for karaoke

Has arguably the "worst" singing voice out of everyone

which honestly isn't even bad, just lots of voice cracks and some off key yelling

raph gives him so much shit for it, but he could care less

poor baby 😂🧡

BUT HIS ENERGY IS WHERE ITS AT, SWEET LAWD

sucker for duets, LITERALLY WITH ANYONE

LIVES for Bruno Mars and every Disney song to ever exist

Karaoke songs ~

Never Ever Getting Rid of Me (Christopher Fitzgerald)

Leave the Door Open (Bruno Mars) Similar to the Raph thing, ROLLING THE BODY, WINKING, POINTING DIRECTLY AT YOU

DEAD 💀🧡

Dear Maria, Count Me in (All Time Low)

Fantasy (Mariah Carey)

Any Disney song, LITERALLY

LET IT GO, PLEASE LET HIM SING IT, HE KNOWS ALL THE WORDS

can't convince me that he won't do a duet with Vern

Put those two on stage, they are unstoppable

A whole new world (From Aladdin), but it's Mikey and Vern dramatically batting their eyelashes at each other 😂🧡🧡

*lifts vern in the air and spins him around*

"JEALOUS, JONES?!"

CRYING OMG 😭

He dances the most on stage, and this boy is incredible at it

Poor Mikey's back hurts from absolutely CARRYING karaoke night

Bonus// Extras because y'all deserve it <3

ALL 4 OF THE BOYS SINGING "I WANT IT THAT WAY"

IT 👏 IS 👏 CANON 👏

"I WANT IT THAT WAY"

*cue mikey sliding on his knees and pointing at you*

Also, THEY ARE SO HAPPY YOU AND APRIL GET UP THERE

April singing Material Girl and Build a Bitch because she is a GIRLBOSS 💅🥰

THEY LOSE THEIR SHIT WHEN YOU START SINGING CPR BY CUPCAKE??!

Innocent reader?!!

WHO TF ARE THEY??

*reader going HARD with the lyrics*

Leo can't tell if he's surprised or low-key turned on?? 😳

Mikey and Raph are your hype men!!! 🧡❤

Casey getting in on the action too 🖤

The boys pretending to be your band

playing air instruments while you sing Still Into You (Paramore) because they just love you so much 💙❤💜🧡

Supportive boys 🥰

Reader also singing Enchanted (Taylor Swift) while looking at Leo 👀

SPLINTER GETTING IT

RAT DAD WILL SING CARELESS WHISPERS, NO SHAME

If Leo, Vern and/or Raph get enough applause (or alcohol in their system) THEY WILL THROW IT BACK

You and raph are just iconic with your duos

AND MIKEY WON'T HESITATE TO GIVE SOMEONE A LAP DANCE 😭💀🧡🧡

Overall, it's incredibly hilarious and fun on karaoke nights with everyone,

OMG THIS WAS SO FUN!!! THANK YOU GUYS AGAIN FOR 200!! YOU ARE ALL THE LIGHTS OF MY LIFE!

[@turtle-babe83 @leosgirl82 @raphsgrl @donniesdove @thelaundrybitch @thegr8faery @ladyofparchments]

Thanks everyone!! Hope you all enjoyed reading!!! 🥰🥰🍓

[lutawolf]

Between Us Episode 1 Commentary and Review.

The intro is so them!

I also adore the contrast colors of red and blue. These colors are often used to represent water and fire. Both Greek and Chinese cultures recognize these colors as Ying and Yang.

Oh! These character relationships are gonna be fun! There are so many coconuts. Names are gonna be a Bitch! Ahh. We just gonna call nerd dude, nerd dude.

Oh, look at Win coming out with that strong Daddy energy. I like it, I love it! I want more of it!

The trio is back! I love these cuties 😍 Damn Win. Just shut the elevator door. I love how sweet he is with his brother. Omg. He better be watching porn and didn't just leave someone hanging. That shits rude.

Poor Team is stressing. You got this Boo! Such coconuts. Oh, look at the feels from nerd boy. Dean and Pharm moment. Everybody losing their shit up in here! Up in here!

Oh damn. That minor flashback hit the feels. Trio giving love and support. Now, the supermarket moment. They added additional moments. I adore this friendship, so I'm good with it. Look at Team being tough and supportive. He is such a big brother even though he is the youngest.

Win followed. Why you follow Win? Hmm. You just made yourself fall more. Got nobody to blame but yourself.

I hated working out on the beach. You guys, it hurts like a bitch. Resistance. It trains like nothing else but sucks and not in a good way. Let me once again point out the red and blue to you guys.

Oops, Team got hurt. Again, I really enjoy how they portray friendships in this series. Oh, Win dropped into Daddy voice. Me likes. Look at that set face. Why are you so mad, Win? 🤪

"Have you ever lost something really important to you, and then suddenly you found it." Dude, that is the best description of meeting someone from a past life! Yes! "I've never lost anything, and if I did, I didn't care that much." That's about to change, buddy boy. Their friendship is special.

"I never had anything important.""I think more likely you never let anything be important." "There is nothing truly mine in the first place. There is nothing that will say with me forever." "Win, you can't live your life like this forever. One day. When you find the one. You'll do everything in your power to not lose them."

Win showered and changed, looking for Team. The Coconuts strike again. Bless them. Poor Team 🤣🤣🤣 Yay for us though!

Ha! Yes! Daddy and shy boy! Hell to the yeah. Oh, damn that kiss. Follow!! Follow!! There's the Brat Tamer. Ugh. Yesssss. Oh, be still my heart. He is checking in to make sure he isn't drunk. Look at him double-checking. 😍 More consent check-in! Ahhhhhhh!!!!!! 🎉😍💑 Command right out of the box. Verbally consent to this. We also setting the tone.

Fuck me! The chemistry ✨️The right out the box tone. That's all, Dom. "Where are you?" "Win's room." "Who is this person? In front of you?" This is so hot. "Win." 😍

Suddenly, it's hot in here. "Call me Hai Win." "Hai Win." Dude, look at the beautiful submission.

This was so good. I can't wait for next week. Hope you guys enjoyed as well! 💜💜💜

[catboys-need-milk]

Alright fluff drabble for rn.

It's been a long day, thing just kept going wrong left and right. When you finally make it back home all your boys are there, waiting for you. They know about how rough your day was and you always take care of them, so this time they're taking care of you. They all split the chores, cooks you your favorite food (or orders junk food they don't care), made you a nice warm bat with fuzzy pj's, made a giant pillow fort in the living room. They don't let you leave the comfortable fort, unless you need to use the bathroom. They put on your favorite TV show or movie and cuddle up with you. That's how you fall asleep that night, cuddled with all your boys.

This could work for Obey Me or your kitty harem💕

~💜

ik Im probably supposed to be asleep but THIS IS SO SWEET OKAY

Omg....like......this is so cute???? I would love this!! It sounds so fun and cozy aaaaAAhhh!!!! ♡♡♡ Also lowkey eyeing up that option of junkfood because that could potentially mean pizza and i would love some pizza rn 👀🍕

And if we're talking Obey Me boys?? I can totally imagine this with Levi and Satan. Like getting kidnapped by those fucking NERDS and brought back to their NERD fort they made in one of their rooms (probably Levi's). Reading books and mangas and binging shows together all night ^_^ also fucking them

Thank you for this, 💜!! I read this last night while i was mopping floors and it made me stop for a minute cuz I was smiling like a dweeb at my phone XD ♡

（ฅ＾・ﻌ・＾）ฅ

[khaleesiofalicante]

"Artists are people driven by the tension between the desire to communicate and the desire to hide" - Donald Winnicott

Izzy going with Maryse and Alec staying😭 the opposite-parallels hurt me ok?!?!? Also the reason he says is also kinda sad and shit is all complicated!!!

Sometimes that’s what it means to be a son. To make sacrifices for your parents.

Sometimes that’s what it means to be a parent. To make sacrifices for your children.

This!!

The way he never walked away and he never gave up are some of his best qualities but at the same time the reason it all went down. Love me some good analysis...

Alec-Maryse post-divorce parallels... Wow

SIZZY RIGHTS!!!😎 Also not them stalking him djhdjdjd

He reminds himself of what Ragnor told him. Love how he is always learning and trying to understand better🥺

Rules and shit really are complicated...

"And you Isabelle, you live inside my heart. You always will.” Lightwood siblings is something that can actually be so personal..

But she doesn’t know how to be sad. So, she decides to be angry. He wonders if all younger siblings are like that. I dont like this call out...

FUCK VALENTINE. CLACE RIGHTS BITCH!! I WILL PROTECT THEM WITH MY LIFE✨🔪💙 JACE IS SO FUCKING IN LOVE AND I SAY GOOD FOR HIM!!

Love is blind, and love is stupid, and love is dangerous, and love is beautiful.💜💜💜

But Jace could ask him to part the ocean and Alec will die trying. *sobbing* I'm fine :)

Competitive little shits kdhsjdjkd, although Alec does win this one... He has the psychopath father and all shit

Simon and Clary supremacy only!!

OMG Anjali and Rafael are absolute nerds and I'm love them jdhdjs

If we don't have a google folder together, then what the point??!?

They get turned on by the weirdest shit jdvsjdjs

Charlotte Fairchild is the most badass of all tbh

We all should be scared of Anjali😌

I like that Alec didn't make it hard for Rafael when he wanted to go to Stanford but I also expected more fight form him... And from Magnus oh gods why is this so fucking sad😭

I support Rosewood rights and wrongs!😎

The parallels of their pictures!! Max not giving a fuck and Rafael being so careful!! And the way Max is jealous of Rafael "having everything together" and Rafael being jealous of Max for being so "unafraid and chaotic" Brb I'm gonna cry..

I hate everyone. Magnus just gets dragged over and over. And the tweets holy fuck!! I hate that I laughed with the cinnamon roll one smh

“Will you keep an eye on him for me?” Rafael asks him instead. "Always,” David replies. 🥺🥺🥺

I understand Max being mad, but fuck if he didnt stressed me out so much here!!! Just, kindly stop :)

For whatever his issues, Max knows how to keep a promise. Not me crying over this😭

How do you make someone feel better if they aren’t feeling anything at all? Ok, that and the fact that the divorce issue starts here hurts a lot🙂 I love this chapter<3

I can't finish this Timeline for a few hours bc I have to get up (eww) but just some thoughts till now:

Note to self: This man is the bane of his existence. Pun intended.😂😂

Him always answering to the ones who need help got me emo for some reason🥺

I think of you everywhere💛 David really know how to go from horny to soft in 0.1 secs djhdjsksks

The staff is the real MVP here!! I love them all so much and they live in my head 24/7 and they are all amazing<33

Anyway, song rec: Be alright By Dean Lewis. Its really a shame cheating is not a trope here (its not, Idk how I would survived that shit jdhsjsj) because the playlist would be ✨stunning✨

Remeber to take a break when you need it. Byeee💚

GET THAT SLEEP GIRL. GET IT. WHOOOOOO.

If TLND had cheating, I would have thrown myself into the river (and i am like scared of rivers) gotta draw that angst line somewhere lol.

also, i may or may not have a magnus and camille playlist with a lot of cheating/toxic songs lol.

I feel like Be Alright is in the divorce au playlist (or maybe lbaf?) but there are too many songs there and I can't find it lol.

Sending you some sertonin. Have this song rec from my David playlist: Pomme - Ceux qui rêvent

[feuer-bluete]

I'm not crying I just have something in my eyes. Holy crap I just REALLY REALLY LOVE MY FRIENDS. @captainsavage42 I'm sending you ALL the love for your cute package! But also probably my dentist bill... Can't wait to try the nerd ropes and the new flavor. And oh my gosh those Clint, Nat and Scott Napkins are the fucking coolest! And those little figures. I already placed them with my others! Also omg I gotta try those stamps!!😍😍 💚💜💚

[caturdwy]

i have reread this so many times and it’s time to make one of my huge ass comments not a single soul asked for

FIRST AND FOREMOST: peter parker. that’s it.

2) AAAAAAA i LOVE your writing style. it’s dazzling. it’s so smooth and fluid and everything fits so well. it all comes together beautifully.

3) “do you wanna come in? I have snacks.” this is the cutest shit ever

4) BIOMECHANICAL ENGINEERING AND ROBOTICS?? THIS SOUNDS SO COOL EVEN THOUGH I HATE BIOLOGY. AND MATH.

5) i’d give anything to listen to peter talking enthusiastically about science :( i’d be such a happy nerd with him

6) i absolutely love labs, all kinds of them, and know i really wanna go to one with peter so thank u very much for this

7) HE CALLED THE SPIDER A “HE” KWNDJSJDJS WHY IS HE SO FREAKING CUTE

8) omg peter is sUCH A SWEETIE [captain holt’s voice] i cannot… even

9) “He never lets go of your hand, squeezing it tightly the whole walk back to your dorm building.” i’m not gonna say that peter is so baby again. i’m not.

10) we all got that peter is a cutie. i’m gonna shut up.

11) bUT LOOK AT NERVOUS PETER, OH GOD

12) “Do you want to touch me?” this was so fucking hot i swear-

13) UGH, THE PRAISE KINK GOT ME WEAK

14) “I, uh, I wanna taste you.” IT GETS BETTER

15) “I need to fuck you right now.” fuck yeah.

16) “It wasn’t until you moved up onto the bed and propped yourself up on all fours, arching your back perfectly for him, leaning down onto your forearms.”

“Peter,” you coo to him, “will you fuck me like this?”

i lost my shit.

i actually ran out of air for a moment, i didn’t see that coming at all but it was a great surprise.

17) “His hands grasped around you, something in between a hug and gripping for dear life.” PETER PARKER GRIPPING ONTO ME FOR DEAR LIFE IT’S ALL I COULD ASK FOR

18) “He wanted to use his spider strength to lift you up, fuck you against a wall, in the shower, on the floor, everywhere and in every position.” sign me the fuck up

19) “But also, the notion of spending more time with him just in his bed, wearing one of his nerdy t-shirts and getting your hair stroked as you doze off to sleep.” the nerdy t-shirts 💝💞🤧💜💖🥺🖤🤧🧡💛🥺💝💞💘 I’M SO FUCKING SOFT

conclusion: you write horny shit wonderfully

this is it

stay hydrated, keep up with the good work and take care

can i just say that your writing style is absolutely phenomenal and that i adore the work you’ve put out so far. i know whatever you write in the future is going to be incredible and i can’t wait to read it!! in terms of suggestions, i was wondering if you could write something with virgin peter being with a more experienced reader? maybe she finds his lack of experience cute and calms down his nerves by being straight forward? maybe a little praise kink discovery as well?? totally up to you!!

Holy shit yes! Honestly, I got a little carried away with this… sorry I took so long lol, hope this holds up to any expectations ;) 

Straight Forward, Straight Backwards (a college!Peter Parker AU)

Warnings: SMUT, college!AU, sexy times, praise kink, Peter Parker is a cutie, also everyone is legal ages here obvi

Word count: 6.5k

Summary: You move into a new dorm building and a cute boy down the hall catches your eye. Little did you know he’s a smarty pants who takes directions very well ;)

Afficher davantage

[sevensfantasia]

Kiwi, coconut, raspberry? 💜

kiwi: what’s something that fascinates you?

-weather!! omg I’m the biggest fucking weather nerd. I legit spent $300 for this program that is like a storm doppler that news stations use and shit. I was thinking about going to college for weather and stuff too. 

coconut: favorite perfume?

-I don’t think I have one set favorite. I like anything that is fruity smelling though. My older sister had this stuff that legit smelled like berry kool-aid. That stuff was the best. 

raspberry: favorite flower?

-I have a lot of favorites. I love roses, daisies, dahlias, these ones my dad planted last year called butterfly bush, and tulips just to name a few. I love flowers.