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In which Jack & Janet Drake manage to neglect their toddler to death and have to find a replacement before the police or, god forbid, the media tears them apart.
It’s a good thing the US Government is getting rid of the GIW’s highly immoral test subjects before the JL can crack down on them.
Ha. Jokes on you, Jason. ‘Tim’ has always been the replacement.
#This won't leave me alone#dpxdc#dc x dp#Crossover#Danny Fenton and Tim Drake are the same person#sort of#tim drake#danny fenton#GIW#When your new 'parents' try to coach you in how you need to act so people will believe you are their son#but they didn't even know their son to begin with#This shit just gets more sad the more I think about it#time to buy a sad boy#good luck killing this one guys <3 <3#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc au#GHOST SHOTS
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take me down to the hospital
#hospital au..... they fight. they flirt. various shenanigans ensue.#dean is an rn jess is a forensic pathologist :3#if im dead and that man is the one performing my autopsy trust that i will be back soon#dean is SO HARD for me to draw. killing maiming etc#shatever!#no i didnt get my dean ref from supernatural. who told you that. youre crazy.#trying out new stuff stylistically because im apparently deathly allergic to rendering .....#idk how i feel abt it .........#gonna let these sit for a wee bit and then if i decide theyre fugly i will take them down <3#ringo starr voice peace and love. peace and love#click for better quality !!!!!!!#gilmore girls#jess mariano#dean forester#jeanss#i am jeanssposting in my brain daily TRUST.#dean x jess#jess x dean#tonky draws#boy thats a lot of tags. oops!
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say something nice about Finland, Tre Kronor? 🥺
#4 nations face-off#4 nations face off#4 nations#tre kronor#team sweden#ice hockey#this is just gold#just when i was getting a little offended about no one seemingly able to find ONE nice thing to say#william comes and absolutely kills me slgkjshjshs atta boy!!#and i love how kempe (?) is trying SO HARD to come up with something to say#and mika with 'familjen' 🥺🤲#och sen har vi världens bästa erik 🥰💕💞💓💗💖💘 jag älskar dig också <3#i'm hella biased though of course lol#anyway. may the best team win tonight ig
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why is everyone so pissy at me after the Fade!! the Inquisitor just physically fought through hell and all I hear is whining afterwards
#Dorian at least asked how I was afterwards but he was clearly fishing for info#which fair game but Come On#I got to hug Varric which is only a little bittersweet since I basically picked Hawke to die...#Vivienne is also on my case for info about the Fade!!! these mages do not care#only after she pressed me to pick a Divine candidate ugh she's hot but so tiring#Solas was just a dick to me#I know your divine siblings are on the chopping block but honestly killing slumbering Old Gods before they can start the next 5 apocalypses#it ain't a bad idea buddy#sorry you live forever or some shit but mortals gonna try to avoid countless deaths every time#this is gonna be a case of only the 3 companions I brought in being chill and kind with it huh#so far Cass isn't yelling at me about it at least#Iron Bull continues to be the best that is my best buddy right there#Sera makes sense I sorta forgot she'd have a very uniquely bad time in the Fade#I'm sorry girly I should Not have taken you lol#oh Cole sweet boy have a little more faith in me won't you#BLACKWALL WE ARE HOMIES IN THIS I AM WITH YOU#Gray Wardens did no (okay maybe a little) wrong#DAI Posting#I hope you enjoyed the live tagging of me talking to everyone afterwards
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Me, fighting tooth and nail against my irl friends who are sw*fties: yeah well, maybe I want my sad girl music to have a 3 minute guitar solo and distorted audio after the second verse of vaguely gay lyrics have you considered that ?!
#admit it if pete wentz's lyrics were sung by some white woman to plain ass slow piano music with max 3 cords yall would eat that shit up#but heaven forbid it be layered and/or vocally/musically compelling with a decibel count over 65.2#or not sung by a climate criminal trying to sound emotional or weepy but actually sounds constipated 💀#icarus' random screaming#icarus' burning life stories#anti taylor swift#im probably slicing my palm open for a demonic ritual in shark infested waters by doing this but oh well#pete wentz#fall out boy#icarus falls out#not even just fall out boy. I'll put on the tamest led zepplin or rage against song i can find and they look at me like 😶😣😖😨😰😱😵#i put on eat your young they ASK then i try explain the critique of war profiteering/capitalism and theyre like silly ***** readin too deep#LIKE YOU ASKED. I KEPT IT SO SIMPLE. YOUR FELLOW SWIFTIES LOVE THIS SHIT WTF#im scared to try and bring up mitski (esp. working for the knife/best american girl) lest i kill my own friends#like they're not insane conspiracy swifities and i love them dearly but they're fundamentally tiktok youth gen z and im... not :/#and im fine with it we joke and laugh about it and poke fun at each other for it but sometimes i feel so alienated#not on purpose. not by them. but i look at em and they look like test tube babies (not mean).#they look to me like what ginny & georgia looks like to them. too polished too stylised too... Just So#sometimes they look like the same lifeless tiktok copy and pasted and it scares me#im trying to remember that post about how tiktok thirst traps and general posts are so set up and stilted they look sexless#and robotic#anyway#the generational gap between me and my fellow teens/young adults 💀💀💀
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please expect little to no presence from me before the 26th of december. i've been with my family for christmas since saturday morning and have greatly underestimated the amount of work that needs to be done before the holidays, so by the time i get to the evening, i'm too exhausted to get online and can't focus on much. i want to help out because i love my family and the eldest daughter syndrome also commands me to help, given that my family is big on going all out with the slavic christmas traditions, and christmas eve is the biggest day in my country (it's when we exchange presents). however, i also only go back to work on jan 7th, so i'll have time to catch up on being online and writing with you guys! i just wanted to let you guys know i'm not dead, and i do hope that whatever holidays you celebrate, or even if you don't celebrate anything, you have a great time during this time!
#OOC.#and the last work week has killed me so i'm just. tired.#i didn't wanna leave my mom to do everything you know. and my aunt and grandmas.#there's stills so much to cook and the gifts to wrap so yeeep#however!!! i will be back to bother you guys!#i'm going back to my flat on the 26th thankfully. in the evening but still.#hope you guys have fun stay safe and enjoy <3#i do hope i won't get sick because a bunch of my coworkers AND my flatmate have been sick but fingers crossed#also lmao i'm childless and currently not dating anyone but i have 4 younger cousins. all boys.#we're trying to keep the magic going for them there's been a lot of sneaking. it's cute.
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One more AU to propose: at the end of Brotherhood, taking ac3's declaration of how the Apple works as fact, Desmond sees the satellite not working, sees Abstergo failing--and rather than kill Lucy, either manages to turn and kill no one (unlikely, given Juno's influence) or ends up stabbing Shaun and/or Rebecca instead, with the idea that maybe, if he talked to the Templars, he could make them understand, that their plan is flawed, that they need to try something else--
Because if the Templars, in all their money and planning and resources are failing, how could the Assassins succeed?
(This would royally piss off Juno.)
I don't think this would go well. I think, even if he and Lucy succeeded, made the Templars change plans, and that worked, the result would be bittersweet at best. A lot of people dead or under their control, with the Assassins being in an even worse state. Power granted to the Templars that make them rise even higher.
There's a good chance they don't succeed at all.
But he'll never know if things would go better if he'd chosen the other path.
(Maybe there's a world where he does convince the Assassins and Templars to work together on this. But that's a much kinder world than the games see fit to give him. So that is out of his grasp.)
#to me this is like#ok#so in dragon age origins one of the first Real choices you make is about this kid#he's possessed by a demon for practicing illegal magic#we aren't getting into mage politics here#he's killed a lot of people. he doesn't understand. he's possessed#and you're presented with 3 ways you can end this.#1. you can kill the boy. this will#100%#fix the problem. dozens of lives#including children#WILL be saved. But you'll have a child's blood on your hands.#2. you can use further illegal magic#blood magic#to enter the Fade and find the demon#killing it there and ending the possession#but this requires a life. the kid's mom volunteers as a willing sacrifice.#as well this is where the demon is strongest and you are going alone. you could die in the process and have to kill the kid anyways.#3. you can TRY to save the kid otherwise... but it requires vast stores of magic. magic you don't have at your disposal. you would have to#petition the Circle of the Magi for help and hope they agree. all the while leaving the town at the child's mercy. You have every reason to#believe no one will be left by the time you get back.#which option do you choose? the game already established that doing things as simple as *asking the wrong questions* can have consequences#in my playthrough I chose the blood magic. a willing life for her son.#and it turns out if you DO petition the circle you DO succeed. everyone lives. there IS a happy ending. were you willing to take that risk?#to me this is the spot desmond is in.#let lucy live and try and reason with her (ask the circle. you might never recover for your softness)#run with lucy and hope abstergo will listen (blood magic. success. maybe. at a terrible cost.)#or kill lucy. abstergo won't have the apple. are the assassins ABLE to handle this on their own? (a mix of blood magic and kill the child)#but they did not commit in any direction and maybe desmond didn't have a choice or maybe he did. Who knows! the writers dont I dont think!#rose rambles
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Bee,,,,,,,, I am ill. NyQuil. Dies
Anyway, your mailman never slacks off !!!
That.
That’s not mail. That’s.
Okay.
Oh wowie!! (Never let me say that ever again.) Gressil and Raven from Ms. Freaky’s Instagram page!!! (I am anti Instagram, it is mean to me)
Raven not being a boykisser is going to ruin my whole career… I am dying… even more than I already was………………………………
When I tell you I RAN OVER TO THE SELFIE WEBSITE I DONT REALLY USE
MORE CANON SEXUALITIES!!!!!
Also dearest mutual with no name.... you neglect the potential of a QPR.
I don't have the brain power to ID rn so if screen reader is being used or picture isn't loading: Ms. Freaky released two new artworks with the characters either holding a flag or with a flag on their cheek for their canon sexualities! GRESSIL is bisexual, Gladiolus/Raven is straight, Poppy is pansexual, Oak is bisexual, and Nightshade/Bella is a lesbian!
#Homesick webtoon#fambles#asks#quintessential-candles#Tell my why it autocorrected nightshade to nightstand#Live-blogging about being sick is entertaining enjoy yourself <3#(<- girl who does that too but just makes a normal post and then explains how she is Dying with too much Detail in tags)#Good news is I'm probably not dying anymore we probably know what was wrong <3#Missed period for like twelve weeks but she came back so I probably just had/have another cysts which explains why I was in pain days ago#I don't get cramps but my organs like to try and kill me. You win some you lose some#I just realized something both of the white haired/silverish haired characters are straight#I doubt that was intentional but that's silly to me. This happens a LOT in media (like Space Boy yes that's another Webtoon I've#Hyperfixated on in the past don't come at me)#Mailman sage#Mailman saga#How did I forget to tag the mailman editing tags#It's. Saga not safe.#SAGE NOT DAFE#SAFE. SAFE I MEANT SAFE.#I'm not fixing those tags
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lmao what the FUCK did I miss, dsaf fandom??
#lloyds meowing#me when im glad i stopped following orchestra or whatever the fuck it was omg#and that was just bc the vibes were awful. omg.#also to the person defendin them i checked your notes and babe.#theres so many victims of this goofy ahh tool#BUH BUH BUT. WHEN I LOOKED THROUGH THEIR BLOG I DIDNT FIND NOTHIN!! I SCROLLED AND SCROLLED girl stfu.#i didnt like that mf for how fucking. NASTY their attitude towards people is#'but its dsaf its a dark game' bitch its dayshift at fucking freddys.#you can get rickrolled by the goddamn bear animatronic AND you can go on a bad trip and kick balloon boy#its only serious if youre actually fucking trying to get a good ending#most of the endings in dsaf 3 alone are jokes. dying of old age after kicking davetrap out n saying nah??#the multiple times that orange asshole can go to jail OR get killed in comical ways#wah wah wah its not a healthy workplace relationship HENRY LOBOTOMIZED HIS BUSINESS PARTNER?! HELLO????#some of you people are so fucking insufferable im actually actively losing braincells.#yknow what.#lloyds hissing#fuck you smh im about to start doing my own fuckin thing without having to worry abt some annoying ah bitch crying abt what things i ship#girl you want people to be mad at n ridicule go find those lil weird fucks writing incest.#bc theres a lotta them im still fucking blockinf#blocking** but yeah fuck yall smhsmh some of you are cool#but some of you make me wanna drink until my liver turns so hard into a raisin that my great great grandchildren are gonna have issues.
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y'all ever want to like a group SO BAD but just cannot get into the music ┐(´ー｀)┌
#kpop#im gonna bury the group in the tags lol#but like ive listened to all there stuff since debut#love the rappers & their verses/vocals but like...the songs themselves are no good to me...#it kills me because its a boys planet group with a member who was in my top 3 😭#can you guess the group??? can you????#okay okay the tags are long enough to be hidden its TOZ 😮💨#hart was in my top 3 until he was eliminated & i loved watching takuto grow with each performance to become what he is now#I really think the two of them are so good & enjoy their rap/vocals but not like the song overall if that make sense???#NOT TO SHIT ON ANTHONY & YUTO i actually think they're strong preformers too#i just cannot fuck with the songs. it is COMPLETELY a me problem. im gonna keep trying tho lol#similar to how i felt about nmixx for a LONG time. i loved how to members sounded but found it hard to get into the songs until this last cb#anyways im RAMBLING in the tags lol no one is gonna read all this until they're super nosey like me#FIN posts
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Kamen Rider Geats episode 35 poorly summarized via memes with as little context as possible:
#kamen rider geats poorly summarized#kamen rider geats#kamen rider geats ep 35#the fact they're collecting hella cracked ID cores CONCERNS me#reminded me of the DR unlock mode where you collect parts to build more monokumas#but couldnt find good footage of that within 3 minutes of googling which is my limit for effort for these shitposts#anyways if it doesn't bite em all on the ass later imma be suprised#nadge-sparrow once again thinks hes the smartest mfer when he doesnt know jack#he died as he lived: without purpose#seriously tho if daichi was your fav im so sorry the narrative does not care for him#love that beroba and kekera are j chilling and are like 'aight plan B'#love keiwa trying to help his sis out but also honey this isnt sustainable#no idea why the boys are chilling in a warehouse when buffa no longer must pretend to be dead and ace has zillion dollars but go off ig#'they're laying low' i hear you but consider: hotels exist#ace saw michinaga in a warehouse and went 'i can work with this'#love seeing girls be friends#i know theyre just gonna kill off keiwa's sister but let me enjoy the fluff while it lasts#also i am aware i skipped episodes - probs gonna do dif stuff for those so can look forward to that
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