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nonsensegnomes · 1 year ago

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Why do all these wrestlers have bald bodies

like the kayfabe is all 'oooh I'm the epitome of masculinity, I'm better than you' and then they'll not have any body hair

is it for like, injuries that they can't get hair into them?

i fear it absolutely has to come down to the Everybody Is Beautiful & Nobody Is Horny body image 1000 pecs per frame of it all </3 what ARE we doing to our beautiful queens.............

or alternative answer on r/squaredcircle from my extensive research for this post:

#apparently it's actually that sweat makes it sticky & running the ropes can yank you painfully in the armpit #/ grappling with someone who also has body hair can get you tangled #which. conjures HILARIOUS images for me.#just two wrestlers braiding their chest hair together...#this & more vince mcmahon's absurd beauty standards have cost us.........#wrestling #my post #asks #peering into my inbox like i've got home from a holiday to find my hallway packed to the ceiling with mail #except it's only maybe a dozen messages & also it's been like this for months #discord must be the same...#sorry to anyone who's tried to contact me i've been On Holiday from. contact.

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