#thighs?? you're offended by thighs??? are you a fucking bible belt evangelist???? are you fucking MORMON????? get a grip | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

izzyspussy · 3 months

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hi. i finally saw it. a) i am a huge flaming fruity gayass homosexual faggot, so i still really enjoyed it. but more importantly b) you shitheads are so obnoxious you literally can't even see anything lmfao. it could be a fucking sock for all the perceivable details there are. imagine being THAT scared of the mere fact that someone, somewhere probably has a penis. inside their pants. probably. like oh my god.

#jack facts #the way people were talking i was expecting to see at least the VAGUEST fucking outline smhhhhhhh #it's literally just a bulge you can fucking see that or more through actual trousers like have you people ever gone outside in your lives #have you ever interacted with another human being in person #honestly the speedo pictures boug showed were actually MORE saucy than that #and you can DEFINITELY see more dick through wet full length swim shorts lmfaoooo like #it really really truly is just that he's queer and/or the simple Knowledge that he happens to be wearing underthings #that has anybody thinking that is at all ''sexual'' or honestly even revealing lmfao like #thighs?? you're offended by thighs??? are you a fucking bible belt evangelist???? are you fucking MORMON????? get a grip #reading process

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