#theyre not ''serious people'' who have to suffer things like nobody wanting to date them bc they're soulless and untalented

[kinnoth]

I like everybody else terminally online watched the plagiarism video this weekend

And maybe I'm just coming at this from a perspective of someone who was not exposed to j som before he got exposed but like Jesus fuck what the shit

Plagiarism notwithstanding, that man makes some bogus ass, shit ass claims that on a very basic level just do not pass a sniff test by anyone who knows even a little bit about anything

I mean, the man waxes on longingly about the beautiful aryan nazi bodies to serve the conclusion that US troops volunteered for service to.....prove that it wasn't just the nazis who had perfectly sculpted hairless asses? Is that like......even something anyone thinks smells a little bit true? Like on a basic motivational level, for a nation, for a people, for a single person?

Making claims that the Roman empire was 70% slaves and 30% patricians.........does that even sound correct? Like, even if all you know about ancient Rome is from memes and shit, where are the plebs? You know, the thing we still call people today, when they're acting common and unwashed

The thing about how no songs prior to 1956 made references to kissing....I mean guys.....

And like ......not to like.... But like ..... The man has the charisma of a slow growing fungus. Granted I've only ever seen clips bc by the time I got there, he'd nuked his channel, but like.... I've heard AI voices reading tiktok subtitles inject more urgency and personality into text. J som reads text like he not only doesn't know what he's saying, he doesn't know any of the individual words and how they interact with one another. Like who voluntarily listens to this boring dumbass badly read from a script that has no coherent style tying it together?

Like I know people are gagging for gay rep but fuckin seriously, not only is he a plagiarizing douche who makes shit up wholecloth, he's not even a decent entertainer

Is this what y'all are settling for? Is the bar really that fuckin low?

[marilynfenhill]

All the Valentine's Day asks

you must really like me

1: Do you have a crush at the moment?

mm no

2: Have you ever been deeply in love?

yea

3: Longest relationship you’ve ever been in?

not long enough

4: Have you ever changed for someone?

idk i guess probably

5: How is your relationship with your ex?

shruuuug

6: Have you ever been cheated on?

no i dont think so

7: Have you ever cheated?

no

8: Would you date someone who’s well known for cheating?

waht no

9: What’s the most important part of a relationship?

compatability

10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?

real relationships

11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on “breaks”?

no its dumb if youre gonna go on a break just break up

12: How many people have you ever hooked up with?

this is so vague

13: What’s one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?

everything perhaps

14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?

idk i think i was 15 which seems kinda young so maybe older than that

15: Do you believe in the phrase “age is just a number”?

no ew

16: Do you believe in “love at first sight”?

no

17: Do you believe it’s possible to fall in love on the internet?

i guess so??? i could never but i guess some people could

18: What do you consider a deal breaker?

chewing w/ mouth open

19: How do you know it’s time to end a relationship?

when you check your watch and it says “end relationship o’clock”

20: Are you currently in a relationship?

no i wish

21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?

i guess so but tbh ive only done that w one person and it took like a year so

22: Do you think people should date their friends?

it depends

23: How many relationships have you had?

like 3 or 4

24: Do you think love can last forever?

the only thing that lasts forever is brandless eyeliner pencils that never get shorter no matter how much you shorten them

25: Do you believe love can conquer all things?

what kinda question

26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn’t approve of?

probably not unless it was because theyre like a dick

27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?

just tell people how u feel lel also prepare to be sad for like 6 months after every breakup u have

28: Do you think long distance relationships can work?

not long term no

29: What do you notice first about another person?

idk

30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?

gay af bitch

31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?

no what

32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?

ye

33: Do you want to get married one day?

hmm. maybe

34: What do you think about getting your partner’s name tattooed?

lame and bad unless youve dated them for like 60 years

35: Could you be in a relationship without sex?

probably

36: Are you still a virgin?

no

37: What’s more important: Looks or personality?

the fuck kind of question (personality duh)

38: Do you enjoy love films?

kinda

39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses?

no

40: Have you ever had a valentine?

mmmmm terrance was my valentine like a year ago lel love him

41: What’s your imagination of a “perfect date”?

antique mall. takin pictures. playin video games

42: Have you ever read “Romeo & Juliet”?

yes duh im shakespeares bitch

43: What’s more important: Your partner or your friends?

dumb ask

44: Would you consider yourself “romantic”?

idk

45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends?

i dont have any friends

46: Have you ever been “friendzoned”?

no

47: Which “famous couple” is your favorite?

none

48: What’s your favorite love song?

i’m tired and i hate this song by cyberbully mom club and only ones who know by arctic monkeys

49: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

idk

50: If you’re single, why do you think you are?

because i suck

51: Would you rather date someone who’s rich but a douchebag or someone who’s poor but a nice guy?

no

52: Are you good at giving other people advices regarding dating/ relationships?

kinda

53: Are you jealous of couples when you’re single?

not really other couples just jealous of past, not-single me

54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on facebook)?

not very

55: Would you consider yourself “clingy”, “overly attached” or “jealous”?

yes lel

56: Have you ever “destroyed” a relationship?

yeah it was cold

57: Do you think it’s silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?

idk kindai guess it depends how much of a part of your life they were. like if u have nobody else and youve been together for ages and they just leave then its not that dumb but like also i have a wrong personality so i maybe think very extreme things are not as bad as they are

58: Are you the “dominant” or the “submissive” part in a relationship?

idk

59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner’s birthday or your anniversary?

i dont think so

60: What’s your opinion on open relationships?

not my kinda thing but live ur life ig

61: Who’s more important: Your partner or your family?

both????

62: How do you define “cheating”?

being romantic w/ someone whos not ur partner

63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?

not really

64: Do you think Valentine’s Day is overrated?

yeah

65: Would you consider yourself a “cuddler”?

hmmmmm maybe so