#theyre just a buncha dicks

[stonehengemony]

im so unsympathetic to dykes mourning the end of a relationship with a butch. theyre essentially all the same because they all have similar psychological complexes and basically they are all a buncha randy dogs in button down shirts and you dont need that in your apartment. just get your back blown out by someone elses purple/galaxy/confetti/pink/awkwardly beige plastic dick youre welcome

[f4y3w00d5]

shuffle your favorite playlist and post the first five songs that come up. then copy/paste this ask to your favorite mutuals <3 (/nf)

omggg fuck yeahhh i like song orientated things-

uh i might almost do my fav lyric of the song cos im bored

Him & I by Halsey and G-Eazy (I havent actually listened to this song in AGES and its not like what i normally listen to) my fav part would prolly be 'Ever catch me cheatin', she'd try to cut my- *and some laughing*' cos i love that theyre saying that shed try to cut his dick off

Zero Percent by My Chemical Romance (one of my more recent favs!) Got a lot of fav lines, one of them is 'And if you'll kill him for me, well then I'll kill him for you!' and maybe 'Dont need the system, we can leave it if we try. Shoot up eeeverything we see. And we'll find it on the wall, I hope you die- Manipulation! Just to fooorm an alibi! You're the one that's right for me. And if heaven wants to take us they can try!'

Welcome Home by Coheed and Cambria (Havent listened this to ages but i still like it) 'Well, if you're just as I presumed.... a whore in sheeps clothin', fuckin up all i do-'

Kill All Your Friends by My Chemical Romance (OMG ONE OF MY FAVSSSS) so fav parts would be 'Cos we are ALL a buncha LIARS tell me baby who do you wanna be?' and also 'Its been ten fuckin' years since Ive been seeing your face round here... and you're walkin' away, and i will drown in the fear....'

This Is Home by Cavetown (ANOTHER FAV???) got a few favs here. 'Are you tired of me yet? Im a lil sick right now but i swear. When im ready I will fly us outta here.' 'I cant really think right now in this place. Theres too many colours, enough to drive all of us insane-' and 'Are you dead? Sometimes I think im dead-' then just the entire bridge lmao

aaaaaaanyways thats a lot more than what you wanted but im just obssessed

[exterminate-flatscan-terrorists]

oh. the bitch just dont wanna loose the Preferencial Treatment she gets for having a Police for a dad, the Nepotistic piece of shit.

anyway, No Surprise that the fanbois of Tony Gestapo Allegory Stark are Pro Police pro Trump, and are possibly fucking RACIST. Fucking Fascists, all of them. I used to NOT think that people who are attracted to Tony Stark could be IRL awful people, but I have had recently encountered these fucking loonies. All of these fuckers are psychos. Buncha fucking liars too. Theyed say sht like "Im not even a fan of tony", then one look at their page and instantly, pro Tony bullsht and Red Pilled InCel garbage posts.

They keep bitching about ACCOUNTABILITY, but LOVE the top CORRUPT POLICE institution in the world. Police are almost NEVER punished for the horrible shit they do. (Kinda like theyre idol Tony Stark. ) Contradictory beliefs is a sign of submissive fascist cowards, Sucking the blood stained dicks of Authority. Theyed suck the dick of Police and be submissive, just as long as they treat the OTHER people worse. Thats why these fuckers are Pro Sokovia Accords , Pro Registration Acts. They wanna see the OTHER people be rounded up in Concentration Camps, have their civil rights removed, be falsely imprisonned, be ENSLAVED, they want ALL THAT and more to be PORTRAYED AS A "GOOD THING".

therese this psyco fanboi, trainssupesandhuntresses, hunting down and harrassing every Anti Tony post for MONTHS, and he basically said to me that its OK to portray GENOCIDE of the Mutants because theyre fictional. He also defended Tonys Prima Nocta speech, look at his page. he also said That what Tony Stark did in comics Civil War and his championing the Accords in the MCU because its fiction. yeh, Fictional GENOCIDE is OK, but heaven forbid there be fictional GAY people, or a videogame that lets you choose your PRONOUNS!!! These fucking morons keep contradicting themselves. Classic fascist racist red pilled incel bullshit

Its really weird why the Pro Tony Stark Pro Accords Pro Registration Act PSYCHOS want the People with Super Powers to function as part of POLICE of the Government and Military of the Governments, becuz "MUH ACCOUNTABILITY", when both POLICE and Military are NEVER HELD ACCOUNTABLE for murdering civilians. Its moronic to use the "muh accountability" excuse with regards the Accords and other Registration Acts, when the only thing it would do is ENSURE that Super Powered Beings under the boot of the Government will have ZERO ACCOUNTABILITY. These are Governments that mass Murder civilians by drone bombs and airstrikes all the time with ZERO ACCOUNTABILITY, the Pro Tonkys really want these Governments to get their hands on people with SUPER POWERS??

NO Military Drone Pilot or Drone has even been imprisoned for bombing a wedding or a school bus, its moronic to think that Government controlled Super Humans will be held accountable. no no no. These Pro Tonky facist fucks are not fucking interested in ACCOUNTABILITY, Fascist are just NATURALLY SUBMISSIVE Boot Lickers of Authoritarians, They dont want ACCOUNTABILITY, they just want MORE POWER to go to Daddy Authority. They want a Fantasy World where Super "Heroes" that serve under the AUTHORITY of the GOVERNMENT are mass murdering the OTHERs, yah know, non-whites, immigrants, etc. These fascist Pro Tony fanbois just want POLICE and Military with Super Powers like the fabled Aryan God Men.

anywaaay, lets go back to TonkySpiderson garbage

This is the piece of shit Gestapo character they idolize . Someone who would put the OTHER people in Gulags and Concentration Camps. They dont have POSITIVE Nazi portrayal in media, so they gravitate on the next best thing, Tonky Stank, character that Championed and enforced RACIST Fascist Laws.

Some actual lunatic fans UNIRONICALLY thinks that terrible behaviors by their "heroes" are aspirational. People who are actual fucking lunatics sometimes actually reflect that in their choice of Fav Characters , and they feel personally attacked when theyre told that their Gestapo Allegory Idol is actually BAD and should not be UNIRONICALLY glorified.

some Companies have had NEEDED to remind their fans that genodical racist fascist behavior is actually bad,

== for example,

Warhammer 40K’s Creators Needed to make a statement reminding players that its fictional monsters aren’t aspirational after a scandal at a major tournament in Spain.

Games Workshop has had a long time to reckon with just how explicit the “Grimdark” satire of its tabletop wargaming universe is. It portrays a fascist, zealous imperial regime as heroic—in a universe of demonic horrors and alien invasion—to players who might find themselves fond of such ideals in real life. But the company has recently been forced to take stock of that satire in the wake of Nazi imagery being worn to a recent tournament.

=== example2

Anti-Nazi Wolfenstein II offends Nazis

"It's disturbing that Wolfenstein can be considered a controversial political statement"

Bethesda marketing boss Pete Hines discusses publisher's marketing for upcoming anti-Nazi shooter

The marketing, particularly the #NoMoreNazis tagline, has caused a stir and prompted complaints about both the game and Bethesda via social media, but Hines defends the marketing message.

"This is what our game is about," he says. "It's what this franchise has always been about. We aren't afraid to embrace what BJ stands for and what Wolfenstein represents. When it comes to Nazis, you can put us down in the 'against' column."

"As we've said many times before, fighting Nazis has been the core of Wolfenstein games for decades, and it isn't really debatable that Nazis are, as Henry Jones Sr. said, 'the slime of humanity.' Certainly there's a risk of alienating some customers, but to be honest, people who are against freeing the world from the hate and murder of a Nazi regime probably aren't interested in playing Wolfenstein."

The geek community, and specifically the gamer community, has become even more polarized than the country as a whole. Part of that may be our fondness for stories about Good and Evil. But it’s also got a lot to do with white nationalist groups like Stormfront actively recruiting from the lonely, entitled and pretty much completely white male “Gamergate” movement.

It’s no coincidence the same places Gamergate people used to harass women in the gaming industry for daring to exist – Twitter, mostly, with Reddit and 4chan for organizing – are now plagued with young men who proudly identify as Nazis and go around taking offense to video games that promise the catharsis of shooting up men wearing swastikas and white sheets. Somehow, despite all the stories of heroes doing the right things, part of the geek community has decided they’d rather be the Evil Empire.

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ill never forget that one the the most popular irondad/spiderson fanfic writers was literally at the january 6th insurrection. im not even kidding

[this-should-do]

no wait i figured it out, so like when i first decided on my Gordon vs Freeman dynamic i talked aboit how it could even apply to a prerescas gordon but i wasnt e tirely sure how it would be a seamless thing but i figured it out jist now while thinking about how ive been drawing a buncha silly prerescas gordons and how i need to reconcile the silloes with the serious kinda a dick interpretation i also hold for gordon

so essentially it all ckmes down to how people ptesent themselves for different situations and people, our consteuct of self and perosnas we put on obvs differ like how we act with parents vs friends or authority vs peers and public vs private and most importantly for gordon

work vs rest

in the haircut fic im working on i have gordon (Freeman) thinking about how his JOB is to save the world, Freeman is gordons worksona and saving the world has become gordons job so the more serious and work centered conception of self, Freeman has become adpated to function as this ruthless violent persona, he was already ruthless in how he worked toward his life goals pbyscial violence has just been added to Freemans repitoire of skills, even bwfore the rescas Freeman (before he became such a prominant feature of gordon to warrent the meta name since gordon doesnt actually refer to himself that way for the most part, its a tool for readers and me) was not just a worksona but a part of him becuase even how you "act" in certain situations is still part fo your personality, so even if Gordon is being silly Freeman and his stand offish dickishness is still Gordon, the differentiation of the two is only there to help outsiders see the difference of self

and gordon (Gordon) is how gordon acts when he is simply allowed to be, hes not worried about working and can rest, Gordon is gordon when he feels safe to care about others, hes far softer and sillier and his kinder aspect can shine, this portion doesnt once the rescas is the forefront becuz work has co.e to a viilent halt and this is a tragedy, he doesnt have the space or steength initially to put on a professional and protective front its not a job anymore its survival, but as time goes on survival Becomes gordons job so Freeman can flourish, he can put on that lrofessional unflappable front and there is no more rest

eventually survival and job start to become more seperate during hl2 and eps because of alyx but thats a different post, but it does make it so Freeman rests for small periods of time (particularly during the eps as he and alyx become much much closer) and Gordon becomes the forefront, friends are not work so of course that happens, but obvs just not for very long becuase alyx almost kinfof becomes a job (not in a oh shes annoying aay but in a "i dont want her to die because i care for her" therefore she must Survive) becuase again job and survival are so blurred for gordon at this point its hard to differentiate so he tends to switch rapidly between the two states becuase oh alyx is a friend so im Gordon but also i dknt sant her to die so im Freeman becaise wanting something not to die has become code for tbis is a job becuase its important for The Job but with friends you tend not to want them to die either way so they must Survive so that makes them a Job

so to sum up Freeman is essentialy gordons public/professional self which encompasses a more outward representation of gordons arrogance, standoffishness, and ruthlessness

and Gordon is gordons private/friendly self which encompasses a more outward representation kf his goofiness, caring, and emotionalness

just that before the rescas theyre werent prominant enough as identities to bother to use different names for in the narrative because there wasnt such a drastic difference in how and when they acted

[lmanberg]

are people really thinking creators will be perfectly comfortable reading about random stans wanting to suck them off or take them and their friends cocks or wondering how long their dick is and those randos explaining in detail their sexual fantasies about them? erm... especially how some of the people who say that shit are literal minors. sure some of dt have read nsfw fanfic, but its usually shipping shit, not x reader. theyre delusional

yeah, most creators wouldnt be happy to read someone speculating that they could be lgbtq+ based on stuff they said, and most creators would be weirded out about people analyzing how they emotionally act and guessing whats going on behind the scenes, but how far some of those people go publicly is basically sexual harassment. i dont see how they act like truthers are leagues worse.

Honestly think Dream would be more comfortable with someone above 18 saying he’s bi than a buncha 16 year olds talking about how much they want him to fuck them but hey maybe that’s just me

[jennrypan]

I rewrote the part where Scourge and Sonic have that "Just like me convo" so it can fit my au of them.

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Fiona cheating on him with his anti didnt make Sonic angry..

Fiona actively lying to him didnt piss him off, maybe annoyed him..but it didnt piss him off.

What did piss him off however was how she antagonized Amy and Tails, and how she seemed to preen at the slightest attention Scourge gave her..because she wanted someone to protect her..someone to care about her, he didnt know..and what set him off was how she slapped Tails away, mocked him for crying and all to impress his anti! 

"What the hell Fiona!?" 

Sonic snapped, though this just caused the vixen to roll her eyes before she looked at him..god her attitude was grating his nerves,

"What?" She mused as if she didnt just slap his best friend for no reason,

That ..that made him scowl, and without warning he moved- he wanted to actually..throw her, her attitude annoyed him, her disregard for his friends pissed him off- he hadnt accounted for Scourge actually protecting her, as when he moved..so did the green hedgehog and before he could touch Fiona a fist crushed into his cheek causing him to let out a sharp grunt and lose his footing for a brief minute, instantly turning his attention towards Scourge..he still had that same sleazy smile..taunting. 

"Bad move, blue." 

Scourge drawled out, and Sonic just clicked his tongue watching as Scourge slowly paced around him..hes been itching to fight him for who knows how long..that much Sonic knew, but Sonic just hummed,

"Oh so you can help other people besides yourself, I was beginning to worry you had no redeeming qualities!" He stated sounding visibly amused, 

Scourge just scoffed lowly, "Please, thats not a redeemin quality, raise your standards." He sneered, and without warning he ran forward..and the fight began.

Amy had since charged at Fiona but Sonic could barely focus on that as Scourge kept matching him blow for blow..only thing was Scourge was a lot more violent..a lot more aggressive.

It wasnt everyday Sonic worked up a sweat fighting an opponent as not many people matched his speed..Shadow and Metal were the only ones..now Scourge had been added to that list of people that seem to want to kill him for no reason.

"Jeez its hard to believe someone so bitter could be me, like damn dude, did your favorite jacket get discontinued?" 

Even during this fight Sonic didnt stop being taunting, as he landed on top of a rock- narrowly avoiding being kicked into a tree, watching as Scourge turned towards him, his eyes were surprisingly still shielded by his shades but Sonic could still feel him glaring at him, 

Scourge moved again and this time he successfully swiped Sonics legs from underneath him and when Sonic fell the blue hedgehog instinctively moved to the side as Scourges fist came crashing into the floor were his head had previously been,

"Lets see you keep makin jokes when I break your fuckin legs." Scourge hissed- despite his words he sounded delighted by the thought, pleased with the thought of hurting him and hes use to this from Shadow and Metal, they were both assholes who worked with Eggman on their worst days and they just genuinely didnt like him that much but Scourge? Theyve only met three times before this and he didnt remember antagonizing the male enough to make him want to hurt him that much-

Scourge charged forward once more and Sonic quickly moved to the side, arm pulling back before he crashed his fist into the side of Scourges face as he had done to him earlier..knocking the shades from his face which caused his anti to pause briefly, glancing down at the shades for a millisecond as they landed on the floor, cracked and lopsided.

That millisecond was soon forgotten as Scourge retaliated..his body moved lower and his leg rose before he kicked Sonic straight in the chest causing the male to grunt, stumbling back at the force but the kick wasnt enough as Scourge had soon punched him in the stomach,

"God- I still got a few more jokes- first, those shades were lame anyways- not a joke but a fact!" 

Sonic stated quickly, jumping out of the way from Scourge once more as the male just growled,

"Im not takin shit from someone who thinks 'Way past cool' is a thing people actually say!" Scourge retorted, 

"Hey people said it before!" 

"No ones ever said that shit before!" 

It went on like this for what seemed like a few minutes with both of them arguing with each other, Sonic just wanted to see exactly why Scourge was going out of his way to hurt him- even trying to actually break his leg if he was given the chance..the rage was so weird..he knew antis were different but he didnt expect his anti to be so..angry,  so violent- his anti seemed more like a very verbal Shadow with the way he kept attacking him, 

"Ya know being an asshole isnt as rewarding as ya think it is right?" 

Sonic questioned- grunting when he got into a tree, thankfully avoiding Amy as she chased Fiona around still, she had tried to help but Fiona kept distracting her.

"Pfft, its more rewardin than wastin my time saving a buncha useless dicks who dont deserve it!" Scourge replied, sounding amused by the sheer thought of saving someone else...Sonic couldnt imagine not wanting to save people..yeah sometimes he thought some people didnt deserve it but still, 

"Youre still a Sonic! Still me- you should want to at least try and help people!"

"Why? Cuz thats what you do?" 

Scourge just laughed and without warning he moved forward..punched him in the stomach, then his chest- he didnt wait for a retaliation as he kicked him into a tree, he found with the purpose to bruise and scar while Sonic fought to distance and distract-

His head spun for a split moment, the wind knocked out of him, 

"You dont get it! Rulin people with fear and hate, is soo much better than tryna be some glorified saint!" 

Scourge stated, his eyes were blazing..the rage was back..he looked nothing like him right now..something was off, Sonic didn't like how unhinged he was,  how cruel- 

"That isnt true, and it never will be."

Sonic declared and Scourge just sneered at him, laughing, fist pulling back as Sonic quickly moved from his spot, his knuckles slammed into bark instead of Sonics nose,

"When you finally realize not everyone deserves to be saved, when you see how much more freein it is to be above people than to depend on them- you'll be like me, all it takes is one bad day, one bad situation and you'll see that." Scourge hummed out, side stepping as Sonic went to kick him, only to have his leg grabbed and he was forcefully thrown down, causing him to grunt lowly, and without warning Scourge stepped on his chest, Sonic could only stare at him for a brief moment before he just grinned- 

"Thats where your wrong dude, a bad day doesnt just make someone a villain..but a good day? A good day could change a lot, all it takes is someone showing you an ounce of kindness, someone showin you the love you never got and you'll be like me, a good person..maybe even a hero." He stated, grinning.

He expected another mocking laugh instantly, expecting Scourges foot to press down but for a brief minute..the green hedgehog paused, eyes widening ever so slightly, and for that minute Sonic was sure he got to him..he knew deep down Scourge wasnt evil, he could just show him he didnt have to be like this, he could help him..he didnt know anything about his anti besides the fact something was severely wrong with his mental state and he took too much enjoyment in hurting him but he knew he wasnt evil.

Then.. the green hedgehog just smiled, his expression hardening as if it hadnt changed in the first place, 

"How naive." 

He sneered and that slowly shattered Sonics hopes of getting through to him..he just dismissed his words-

"Not naive..hopeful." Sonic retorted, moving his arm to grab his ankle but his foot had moved towards his neck and Sonic jolted- the malice in his eyes was so..floundering..he could never imagine that look on his own face.

"Same thing." Scourge stated dismissively, and Sonic didnt get the chance to reply as a blur of yellow and brown crashed into Scourge, pushing the older teen to the ground successfully allowing Sonic to sit up instantly,

"Get away from him you bully!" Tails screamed, Sonic heard Scourge cursing and soon Tails was thrown back, causing Sonic to quickly move to catch him.

"Thanks bud." Sonic murmured, staring at Scourge who just fixed his jacket- appearing inconvenienced as Fiona neatly landing besides him as Amy ran up next to Sonic, "Stop running you coward!" The pink hedgehog hissed, Scourge just plucked out a warp ring from his jacket, just smiling at Sonic.. His smile was so..mean looking, it was too sharp..too fake,

"Til next time blue."  

Was all Scourge said in a sing song like voice as he let Fiona into the portal first and he followed quickly after just as Amy chucked her hammer in their direction, who she was aiming at specifically he had no clue.

"Dammit! Stupid! Assholes, ugh!" Amy screamed, storming over to snatch her hammer up,

"Theyre such bullies! Why did I even like her!" Tails exclaimed, Sonic just frowned before he sighed quietly, glancing from Amy to Tails. 

"Lets just go, theyre gone now, might as well enjoy the peace." He stated with a simple shrug, giving them a small smile, the smile made Amy visibly melt while it comforted Tails slightly, the young pink hedgehog was at his side instantly, clutching his arm- which he allowed for the time being while Tails was a little slower to approach him, still dejected.

He knew his anti despised him but he'll never get the reason why, and unfortunately..Scourge was too far gone to talk down from whatever path he was taking..the friendly route was no longer an option.

[noscean-scholar]

doctordestiny replied to your photo “angry-healers: Seriously, please stop showing us your big dick...”

If a healer stands around just casting cure1/physic/benefic1 every few seconds in a normal sized pull I will pull another pack over and over until they are healing full-time- especially if they just stand there when the pull is almost over and no more healing needs done. If the DPS have to press a buncha buttons you do too.

Ok but are you taking into consideration their ilvl? mp management? skill? the fact that they might be using insta-casts? what they’re comfortable healing? pet management? aetherflow stacks? cooldowns? 

No, you’re not, cuz you can’t see all that from your screen.

It only takes like 2 seconds to ask your healer if theyre ok with big pulls in chat. It’s called being cooperative. You don’t have to just assume they need to be busier.

[roughentumble]

anybody: *talks about infini+y w@r*

me: okay, but like... *crosses legs* *steeples fingers* *sucks in breath* *spreads hands apart* .....why?