#they've been trained to fight in a clone army surrounded by thousands of other clones

[des8pudels8kern]

There is something about the Clones, a group as homogeneous as it gets, being technically descended from one of the two most diverse people in the known Star Wars universe, and becoming so entwined with the other.

I just don't know if it's poetic or ironic.

...it is bound to be confusing, though. So much that they consider facts, at least for humans, are actually variables.

What do you mean, space cilantro tastes like soap for some people?

No, sir, we aren't trying to be disrespectful, you just walked in on us exercising. See, we saw one of the Jedi Commanders roll their tongue, and we've been trying to figure out how to do that. It's more difficult than expected though and none of us have managed.

We switched out our General's boots with clone armor shoes because we thought it would look hilarious, and it did, but apparently adult feet are not in fact uni-size and now they've got blisters and are walking funny and if either of our superiors or medics finds out it was our idea we are on latrine duty.

General. General, look at me. You have to stay awake. I know, sir, but we need to keep pressure on the wound. That's it, keep looking at me. Now, they've got us pinned down good, so we are going to need to do a field blood transfusion to keep you-- General! General, calm down! I've done this before, I promise I know what I'm... but... I don't understand. You're as human as we are. Blood is blood. It's interchangeable, isn't it. Isn't it? General?