#they're watching hockey again smh

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Helping decorate for chickmas

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This keeps showing up on my YouTube recommendations, and I don't want to dignify it by watching it, so I'll just guess what Dave did to offend the noble journalists at "Wrestling Shoot Interviews".

Accepted cash bribe from Tony Khan during live WOR broadcast.

Told Bryan Alvarez to "shut the fuck up" so he could finish his five minute hockey anecdote.

Observer Newsletter contains 12,000 word discussion of TV ratings which contradicts the keen insights of Disco Inferno and RingsideSCOOPS.biz.

New subscription tier allows listeners to skip the Mike Sempervive parts of the shows.

Blocked @/Trollingmeltzer247 on Twitter, like the coward he is.

Failed to recognize WWE's latest Premium Live Event "Mountain Dew Mayhem in Belarus," as the greatest spectacle in the history of Sports Entertainment.

Falsely reported Zedekiah Crule's contract was up for renewal in three months, when it was actually four months, smh

Probably something to do with Japan, because he's such a weeb.

Told a Make-a-Wish kid that their favorite wrestler's match was only three stars.

Bryan and Vinny shows now include Hot Lesbian Action segments.

Got in weeklong Twitter argument with fan over whether the steel steps count as a foreign object when they're part of the ring.

Said a bunch of dumb stuff and it got the IWC all worked up again.

While fellating Will Ospreay, neglected to work the shaft.

Andrew Zarian asked him what's in the news today and he just started talking about Hogan and Andre at Mania III because "the rubes won't know the difference."

Continues to be a MARK who has NO IDEA how the business REALLY works.

Stubbornly refuses to pay rent for all the heads that he lives in.