#they're very proud that there's one more of them than the baudelaires

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Ladies and gentlemen I present...

THE SEVEN DEADLY SPATS AU

Lilith---

Sin: Lust

MBTI: ESFP

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw

Type of Gay (Because They’re All Gay Disasters): Absolutely Raging Pansexual. We stan a flirtatious legend.

Special Interests: She’s an acrobat. Tight ropes, trapeze, aerial silks, and because she represents lust, sword swallowing. 

Richie---

Sin: Greed

MBTI: ENTJ

Hogwarts House: Slytherin

Type of Gay (Because They’re All Gay Disasters): Buddy this dude is an incredibly flaming homosexual and I adore him for it. 

Special Interests: Magic. Sleight of hand in general. Like Louise in the magic episode of Bob’s Burgers, he likes to magically steal stuff. He’s also just really flamboyant so that makes it extra fun. 

Veruca---

Sin: Sloth

MBTI: ISTP

Hogwarts House: Gryffindor

Type of Gay (Because They’re All Gay Disasters): Ace and aro

Special Interests: Fashion Design. She’s really good at embroidery and sewing and she loves being able to take something old and turn it into something new (Trauma will do that to you lmao). 

Carmelita---

Sin: Pride

MBTI: ESTJ

Hogwarts House: Slytherin

Type of Gay (Because They’re All Gay Disasters): Demi & Bi. Eventually, that is. For a long time she’s so focused on herself she can’t bothered to date, but all of us had better stan Redeemed!Carmelita and when she gets to that point she can manage to figure out what she actually likes.  

Special Interests: Herself, primarily, but she also loves writing as time goes on. Nonfiction specifically. Starts because she writes about herself but eventually she figures out she just really likes writing, and really likes calling out cults. 

Dathan---

Sin: Wrath

MBTI: INTJ

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff

Type of Gay (Because They’re All Gay Disasters): He’s pan just like Lilith but he’s not as flamboyant about it. When anyone flirts with him he gets so excited that he’ll go hide in his bedroom and punch the wall. 

Special Interests: Gardening. He can grow basically anything, in basically any climate. But most people don’t know that because he spends most of his time violently attacking anything in his immediate vicinity. 

Avery---

Sin: Envy

MBTI: ENTP

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw

Type of Gay (Because They’re All Gay Disasters): Demi, but excitable 

Special Interests: Puzzles. They lay all across his room and he does them all the time. He likes to buy themed ones to do with his siblings, like Thomas Kinkade designs so Dathan can look at the flowers while he does them. 

Angelica---

Sin: Gluttony

MBTI: ESTP

Hogwarts House: Gryffindor

Type of Gay (Because They’re All Gay Disasters): Lesbihonest, we all know this one. 

Special Interests: Baking. She bonds with Sunny over it later on. Also: If and when she reaches the point where she finally snaps and commits murder, she likes to say the best way to someone’s heart is through their stomach and then she hides potassium pills in the food she bakes and gives them so they have a heart attack.

So, those in the VFDiscord might see I switched up some of the names, but I did try to keep them true to the original names we had, I just wanted a couple boys thrown in there. 

So Lilith, Richie, and Veruca are triplets, and the oldest of the bunch (This is in age order btw). They’re fourteen but very nearly fifteen, and they have black hair. 

Then comes Carmelita, she’s thirteen, she has her incredible bright firetruck red hair. 

Last are Dathan, Avery, and Angelica, they’re also triplets, they’re twelve, and they have pale blonde hair. 

I love them and would willingly die for every single one of them, god bless