#they're very proud that there's one more of them than the baudelaires

[dgaftilwedie]

my yearning to answer questions is fucking insatiable oh my god

ok well what if my favorite character WAS a bad guy :'(( to be fair, violet baudelaire isn't evil but

my hands are freezing half the time so i get that a lot

i don't know actually

yeah ☹️ *stares longingly in the direction of snow white's poison bite*

dark grey i think?? it's been a while since i've worn a coat so i don't know

kinda?? thicker pasta tastes different than thinner pasta but i can only tell the difference when they're raw

not that often i don't think........... idk i have rock on a lot of my playlists but i usually listen to either heavier stuff or kpop

sometime in the first week of june. pretty sure the last classroom i was ever in was my hot bio teacher's........... sigh..........

it depends??? idk i don't play very many roleplaying games but being evil is funner in my opinion

orange

years ago and i wanna keep it that way 😭😭

trombone.......... (i actually think it sounds cool but im a trumpet player)

i've never had one in my room but i want one so fucking bad you have no idea

frozen chicken nuggets :3 i had them for dinner they were delicious

i gave myself a fugly pixie cut during quarantine oh my god 😭😭 the only good thing that hairstyle did for me was make me realize i did NOT wanna be a girl LMFAO

i do NOT remember the author's name

im holding my phone with both of my hands so i can type easier but it's primarily resting in my left hand

i think?? so?? my mom got me a bracelet so i coukd sponsor a shark :3 his name is thor i haven't checked on him in a while but i am the proud parent of a shark

sea turtle :3 i like the ocean

my bedroom cuz i have everything i need already in there

i don't listen to coldplay :(

i have never flown before either

over the summer, i sleep way too much

i have two keyboards - the samsung one that comes with my phone and then my facemoji one that i use all the time :3

YEAH those little japanese jewel beetle things........ idk i think they're really cute i really like them :3 also idk if spiders count as insects but i am the biggest fan of spiders ever i fucking LOVE SPIDERS

no :P but i've wanted to

not very often but i have a lot of really cute heels that i should break out more often

i don't think i have a favorite episode of futurama but the first one that came to mind was the one where amy and bender hook up 😭😭

maura?? i think??

white and blue and green

i think i'd have a normal sized snout :3 not borzoi-long but not pug-short ......... somewhere in the pitbull to husky range

i've never gone ice skating at all, let alone by myself

i can hear two of em if i really concentrate

nope, it's too late for the birds to be awake rn i think (it's 2:30am)

like a solid foot long

white :3 popcorn ceiling :3 i love it

i do but i refuse to touch it LMFAO i fractured my wrist scootering once and i've been on edge about it ever since

pink obviously............ or purple......... or maybe like minty green

ehhhhhhh i have however long i don't have anything to do tmrw

a couple days ago, it was super mario 3d world for the switch

yeah :3 it's green with blue stars on it

over 100 (it's mostly numbers)

eleven.............. i think

i do NOT remember but it was recent

baer

toblerone fudge

ghoulology (no)

half of our outlets were sealed with glitter glue

i know more about asian languages cuz i actually to study them ☝🤓 so im gonna go with that

long :3

SURVEY 19 💛

length: 50 questions

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Who is your least favourite character from your favourite book? (no villains/bad guys allowed)

Do people tell you you have cold hands?

When was the last time you held an umbrella?

Do you still listen to any disbanded bands?

What colour is the last coat you wore?

Do you feel that the shape of the pasta alters the taste?

How often do you listen to rock music?

When were you last in a classroom?

In games, do you like to roleplay as good or bad?

What was your favourite colour when you were 10?

When were you last in a hospital?

Is there an instrument you don't like the sound of?

When was the last time you had a lava lamp in your room?

What was the last frozen food you ate?

What is the shortest haircut you have had?

How many letters are in the author's name of the last book you read?

How are you currently holding your device?

Have you ever sponsored an animal?

Would you rather be a kangaroo or a sea turtle?

Do you like to get ready in the bathroom or the bedroom?

What's your favourite Coldplay song?

What do you think about turbulence on a flight?

Normally, do you sleep too many hours or not enough?

How many keyboards/languages do you have on your phone?

Do you have a favourite insect?

Have you ever worn coloured contacts for Halloween?

How often do you wear heels?

Do you have a favourite episode of your favourite show?

What was your first teacher's first name?

What colour are your toothbrush's bristles?

Were you a dog, how long would your snoot be?

Have you ever gone ice skating alone?

Can you hear a clock ticking now?

How about birds tweeting?

How long would your ideal magic wand be?

 What colour is your ceiling?

Do you own a scooter?

Which pastel colour is the nicest?

How many hours until you have to get up next?

When did you last play a Mario game?

Ever owned an actual piggy bank?

How many words of Spanish do you reckon you know?

How many rugs/mats/carpets are in your house?

When did you last swing on a swing-set?

Do you have a favourite Haribo shape?

How would you describe your favourite singer's voice in 2 words?

Do you study any subjects in your free time?

Any interesting or unusual facts about your house?

Would you rather become fluent in 3 European languages or 3 Asian languages?

Are your bedroom curtains long or short?

[sleepysnowglobe]

Ladies and gentlemen I present...

THE SEVEN DEADLY SPATS AU

Lilith---

Sin: Lust

MBTI: ESFP

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw

Type of Gay (Because They’re All Gay Disasters): Absolutely Raging Pansexual. We stan a flirtatious legend.

Special Interests: She’s an acrobat. Tight ropes, trapeze, aerial silks, and because she represents lust, sword swallowing. 

Richie---

Sin: Greed

MBTI: ENTJ

Hogwarts House: Slytherin

Type of Gay (Because They’re All Gay Disasters): Buddy this dude is an incredibly flaming homosexual and I adore him for it. 

Special Interests: Magic. Sleight of hand in general. Like Louise in the magic episode of Bob’s Burgers, he likes to magically steal stuff. He’s also just really flamboyant so that makes it extra fun. 

Veruca---

Sin: Sloth

MBTI: ISTP

Hogwarts House: Gryffindor

Type of Gay (Because They’re All Gay Disasters): Ace and aro

Special Interests: Fashion Design. She’s really good at embroidery and sewing and she loves being able to take something old and turn it into something new (Trauma will do that to you lmao). 

Carmelita---

Sin: Pride

MBTI: ESTJ

Hogwarts House: Slytherin

Type of Gay (Because They’re All Gay Disasters): Demi & Bi. Eventually, that is. For a long time she’s so focused on herself she can’t bothered to date, but all of us had better stan Redeemed!Carmelita and when she gets to that point she can manage to figure out what she actually likes.  

Special Interests: Herself, primarily, but she also loves writing as time goes on. Nonfiction specifically. Starts because she writes about herself but eventually she figures out she just really likes writing, and really likes calling out cults. 

Dathan---

Sin: Wrath

MBTI: INTJ

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff

Type of Gay (Because They’re All Gay Disasters): He’s pan just like Lilith but he’s not as flamboyant about it. When anyone flirts with him he gets so excited that he’ll go hide in his bedroom and punch the wall. 

Special Interests: Gardening. He can grow basically anything, in basically any climate. But most people don’t know that because he spends most of his time violently attacking anything in his immediate vicinity. 

Avery---

Sin: Envy

MBTI: ENTP

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw

Type of Gay (Because They’re All Gay Disasters): Demi, but excitable 

Special Interests: Puzzles. They lay all across his room and he does them all the time. He likes to buy themed ones to do with his siblings, like Thomas Kinkade designs so Dathan can look at the flowers while he does them. 

Angelica---

Sin: Gluttony

MBTI: ESTP

Hogwarts House: Gryffindor

Type of Gay (Because They’re All Gay Disasters): Lesbihonest, we all know this one. 

Special Interests: Baking. She bonds with Sunny over it later on. Also: If and when she reaches the point where she finally snaps and commits murder, she likes to say the best way to someone’s heart is through their stomach and then she hides potassium pills in the food she bakes and gives them so they have a heart attack.

So, those in the VFDiscord might see I switched up some of the names, but I did try to keep them true to the original names we had, I just wanted a couple boys thrown in there. 

So Lilith, Richie, and Veruca are triplets, and the oldest of the bunch (This is in age order btw). They’re fourteen but very nearly fifteen, and they have black hair. 

Then comes Carmelita, she’s thirteen, she has her incredible bright firetruck red hair. 

Last are Dathan, Avery, and Angelica, they’re also triplets, they’re twelve, and they have pale blonde hair. 

I love them and would willingly die for every single one of them, god bless