#they're trying to explain why there are so many bald elf male NPCs | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

redlyriumidol · 6 months ago

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I still think it's so funny that they said all ancient elves go bald after millennia. like that's just canon I guess. Every other feature stays the same except they lose their hair. It's such a funny detail but my question is... Why lol. Also one of the Evanuris seemed to have hair in the gameplay reveal, so perhaps they found a magical hair loss prevention method?? Many questions. It would be funny if we, with our glorious new character creator hair, were just fighting a cabal of evil bald people. A cabald, if u will.

#or ... do they wear wigs #after milennia. i think ol zathrian def wasnt alive that long #but maybe being bound to the spell accelerated the hair loss LOL. he gave his hair to witherfang #a hair transplant if u will.... is it all connected??#dragon age #dragon age: the veilguard #im not serious abt zathrian honestly that segment of origins makes no sense lol its the worst #but maybe theres something about elf hair kskfjgb #they're trying to explain why there are so many bald elf male NPCs #though i assume it affects everyone

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