#they're sucha a pair i can't
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maaaan going back to the Commander Tatar battle cut scene for that sweet, sweet pearlina dynamic of-
Pearl: WHAt ..... IS.... THAT!?
Marina: (not looking, busy at her computer) Hold on let me google it
Marina: Ok so the giant goo laser statue that just popped out of the ocean and is aimed at our city is charging up a lot of energy
Pearl: (dancing in place with nerves) Um.... That doesn't sound good!
Marina: So, yeah. It's got enough power to destroy the world.
Pearl: HOW DO WE STOP IT!?
Marina: Hmm... let's see...
(opens up freaking MS PAINT)
Marina: I've drawn a diagram of how to save the world
Marina: The goo laser statue uses sunlight for energy, so if we tag it with enough graffiti, that should stop it
Pearl: HOW are we tagging an entire statue???
Marina: We'll use the paint bombs i just so happened to have been building in my spare time
Marina: They're still in beta though so Eight will have to set them off manual by shooting at them
Eight: 👍🏾
Pearl: And what do I get to do?
Marina: Kill the statue by yelling at it
Pearl: BUT I HAVENT DEATH METAL SCREAMED IN AGES (aka since i stopped being emo and made a band with you)- I DONT EVEN KNOW IF I CAN DO IT ANYMORE
Marina: Well you have 3 minutes
Marina: Just do some warm ups. We need Maximum Pearl
Pearl: (marina believes in her) (confidence restored) Got it. Who needs vocal chords anyway, am I right? Let's go save the world!
me, laughing and crying: your honor im love them ;A; <3
#splatoon 2#marina ida#pearl houzuki#pearlina#.#they're sucha a pair i can't#i CANT#weapon engineer marina cucumber calm in the face of world destruction#while pearl bounces off the walls until told she can shout at something#XD#remembering why i fell in love with these two
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