#they're such hopeless dorks

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Jayce x reader fluff or head canons?

Yesss! These headcanons are a mix of fluff and silly slice-of-life! Hope they're what you're looking for! <3

Jayce loves to be the little spoon when going to bed. It makes him feel safe and comfortable, and especially loves it if you’re smaller than he is. However, he isn’t opposed to being the big spoon, especially if you’re seeking comfort. He’ll hold you against his chest, snoring gently into your ear.

On that note, he falls asleep extremely fast. One of those guys who says goodnight, closes his eyes and drifts to sleep immediately. He’s also a heavy sleeper; if you’re not his alarm, it will take everything to wake him up in the morning. 

He’s a morning person, to a fault. He wakes up bright and early to make tea and will be so chipper when you finally wake up and be unable to keep himself from pestering you in your half-asleep state. If you’re grumpy in the mornings, he’ll tease you, but make it up to you with a fresh coffee and breakfast.

He’s a decent cook, but not the best. If you teach him, he will want to cook you everything he can. Give him proper criticism, and he’ll reward you with a meal, and a kiss.

When it comes to public displays of affection, Jayce is a sucker for it. Especially when he becomes the Man of Progress and has more eyes on him. He loves holding your hand, pressing chaste kisses to your cheek and make sure everyone around knows that you’re his partner. Most people find it annoying, but he doesn’t care. (He probably tried to bring you up with him for his big speech, but they wouldn’t let him… such a dork)

Jayce is a hopeless romantic. He’ll fall in love with you so fast, when you smile at him for the first time, that’s when it hits. It’s his goal to make sure you’re the happiest person in the world.

If he ever works late or finds himself spending lots of time working on hextech, he’ll make it up to you. Whether it’s a night in alone (likely in bed), or spoiling you with gifts like roses and sweets. It’s impossible to not feel like the most important person in the world, with him around.

He gets you, along with Sky, to who watch him and Viktor practice their pitches for Heimerdinger and the council. 

If you’re shorter than him, he loves resting his chin on the top of your head. Pressing kisses and breathing in your scent. It calms him.

Jayce is a sucker for neck kisses, loves giving them but prefers receiving. It’s the one way to really make him squirm. If you want to get him particularly riled up, breath against the back of his neck or ears, he’ll shiver and fold for you immediately. A great way to get your dominance over him.

He loves giving you massages, his calloused hands gliding along your skin. Fingers working deeply into the tissue of your muscles and working out all the kinks and knots. Likewise, he appreciates them in return, and he always makes atrociously loud noses when you work over his tight muscles.

When he can, he likes to wake you up with kisses. Peppering the skin of your bare shoulders with gentle pecks, warm breath tickling your skin. He could do it for hours, feeling the way your skin breaks out into goosebumps.

Jayce is the type of dork to get you a promise ring. He would make a grand gesture out of it, eyes big and sparkling as he slides the ring onto your finger. It wouldn’t last long, though, because the moment he sees it he’ll want to actually propose. He’s very big into commitment. 

When he’s home, Jayce is shirtless. Always.

He smells like mahogany.

Lastly, he wants to be a dad so bad, but he fears he won't be good enough. It’s where much of his insecurities rise.

[luvr444writes]

hii! soo i have a rodrick heffley request! (sorry if it's a bit vague) also id prefer if they're fem-focused but if you wanna do gender neutral that's cool too

rodrick heffley x childhood next door neighbor reader troupe where:

reader has always had a crush on rodrick since they were kids and they used to be close to rodrick, but as they got older rodrick got a bit meaner and they distanced a little bit (still friends at school, just rarely visits)

reader still likes rodrick but he's so infatuated with heather hills that all they can do is hurt on the inside like HURTT like YEOWCH MY HEART type hurt

however, when reader and rodrick's family have a little neighborhood party they start talking more and rodrick starts to see reader as a romance-able option. like, wdym this hottie has been next door the entire time!

so now rodrick starts thinking about them more and getting more nervous around them but rodrick wants heather! right..??

also i'm hoping it has a bit of a dramatic but happy ending, rather than just, "i love you dork!" "hehe i love you too..." mwa mwa mwa

Hii ! I tried my best to write this how you wanted, but again, I am new to writing. If this isn't what you were hoping for, I am so, so sorry! Xx

BACK TO YOU

Rodrick Heffley x Fem!reader

: ̗̀➛ part 2

It was a warm Friday evening, mid-summer, and the Heffley family had decided to throw a small neighborhood party. You stood in your own backyard, glancing over at the bustling scene—colorful lights strung around the trees, laughter mingling with the scent of grilled burgers wafting through the air. Your heart ached at the thought of a certain heffley child, Rodrick Heffley, your childhood friend and long-time crush, socializing with his friends, all while seeming completely enthralled by the fact that Heather Hills was in his backyard and had even spoke to him.

You had known Rodrick for as long as you could remember. The two of you were inseparable as kids, your summers filled with bike rides, silly games, and dreams of becoming rock stars together. But as puberty hit, things began to change. Rodrick started hanging out with a different crowd, often acting like the cool, disinterested boy who had little time for anything other than his music and Heather’s captivating smile. It hurt seeing him shift away from you, but you tried to respect his space, even if it felt like your heart was slowly crumbling into pieces.

The party was in full swing, and you debate whether or notyou should join in. Yes, you had received an invite to the get together, Mrs. Heffley knocking at your front door to do so and to make it known how much she missed having you around the house. However, it seemed awkward. You hadn't spoken to them in a while. Maybe you could just be a quiet observer, sipping lemonade and enjoying the glow of the festivities from a distance.

You glance around the party and caught sight of Rodrick, laughing with his friends, his signature smirk plastered on his face. As pride swells in your chest, a pang of longing follows closely behind.

“Hey, you okay?” Your best friend waves her hand in front of your face, pulling you back to reality. “You’ve been staring at Rodrick for like, ten minutes.”

You shrug, forcing a laugh. “Yeah, I’m fine. Just thinking…”

“About him, right?” She raises an eyebrow, a teasing smile creeping onto her lips. “You know he’s been crushing on Heather for ages, right?”

You nod, feeling the familiar sting of jealousy surge through you. “I know. It doesn’t matter. Besides, we’re just friends now.” If even that anymore, you mentally scoff.

But deep down, the truth was hard to ignore. Every interaction you had with Rodrick was laced with an unrequited tension, one that left you feeling both hopeful and hopeless.

--

As the night continued, you finally decide to suck it up, push your nerves aside, and get a plate of food. You stroll towards the grill only to bump into Rodrick himself, carrying burgers and hot dogs, a look of surprise washing over his features. “Oh, hey,” he says, running a hand through his messy hair.

“Hey,” you manage, your voice faint.

A pause stretches between you, both of you searching for something to say. “Didn’t expect to see you here,” Rodrick admits, glancing toward the large crowd of people in his yard before focusing back on you. “You’ve kinda been MIA lately.”

“Yeah, I guess so.” You shift your weight from one foot to the other, suddenly feeling shy. “Just busy with school and stuff, you know?”

Rodrick chuckles, an easy sound. “It’s crazy how fast time flies, huh? We used to hang out every day.”

“I miss those days,” you find yourself saying, surprising both of you. “I miss you.” Why would you say that?, you groan internally.

His expression softens for a split second before he regains his composure, clearing his throat. “Yeah, me too. But hey, did you hear about the new band I’m working on? It’s going to be sick!”

Your heart flutters at the mention of music—the one thing that always connected the two of you. “I didn’t! Is it going well?”

As he launches into an excited explanation about practice sessions and his plans for the band, you can't help but get lost in the way his eyes light up when he talks about his passion. For a moment, all thoughts of Heather vanish from your mind.

Suddenly, Rodrick pauses mid-sentence, regarding you with a contemplative look, looking almost embarrassed. “You, uh, actually want to hear this, right? I'm not boring you?” He asks, recalling just 20 minutes ago when he tried telling Heather Hills the exact same thing, before noticing how uninterested she looked.

“Of course I do!” You reply, genuine enthusiasm spilling from your lips. “You’re talented, Rodrick. I’ve always admired that about you.”

He shifts closer, his demeanor changing from cocky to vulnerable as he studies you with newfound interest. “Thanks. That means a lot coming from you. I mean, you’re—you’re really cool.”

Your breath hitches, heart racing as he leans in slightly, the air thick with unspoken words. Just then, Heather appears, giggling as she joins Rodrick’s group, flashing him a big, fake, radiant smile. The spell broke, and you felt your heart sink once again.

“Rodrick!” She calls, and you watch as he turns, momentarily captivated by her presence. You step back, heart aching, the tension from moments ago quickly dissipating into thin air.

Heather spares you a quick, bitchy glance, before grabbing Rodrick by the arm and whisking him away from you all over again.

The night wore on, and the party continued, but you found it harder to join in. Instead, you sat on the porch, watching the festivities unfold from a distance. Rodrick stole glances at you throughout the evening, but each time he seemed to hesitate, torn between the allure of Heather and the strange pull you had on him.

Eventually, your best friend found you sitting alone, leaning against the porch railing. “What’s wrong? You’re missing out on all the fun!”

“I don’t know,” you confess, feeling the weight of your emotions pressing down. “I just wish things were different.”

“Different how?” she probes, nudging your shoulder playfully.

“Like… I wish Rodrick could see me the way he sees Heather,” you murmur, fresh tears brimming in your eyes, quickly wiping them away in embarrassment.

"Hey," She whispers, voice softer than before. "You're amazing. I mean, like, 100 times better than Heather Hills." She scoffs, "If he can't see that, then he really doesn't deserve you.

You smile, leaning your head on her shoulder and looking out at everyone enjoying themselves.

--

After some time, your friend had left you and you hear footsteps approaching. Lifting your head from looking at your shoes, you seen it was Rodrick, walking toward you with purpose, the party background noise fading into nothingness. You blink, trying to make sense of the expression on his face.

“Hey,” he starts, his voice quieter than usual. “Can we talk?”

“Uh, sure,” you reply, your heart racing.

He leans against the railing beside you, stealing a glance toward the party and then back at you. “I, um… I’ve been thinking.”

“About what?” you ask carefully, hoping to mask the tremor of your voice.

“About you,” he admits, his cheeks slightly flushing. “I know I’ve been kind of a jerk and distant, but… I realized something tonight. I’ve been so focused on Heather that I didn’t notice just how much I've missed you and how amazing you are.”

Your heart soars, but the fear of rejection lingers. “Rodrick… you’ve made it pretty clear how you feel about her.”

“Yeah, but…” he hesitates, searching your face for understanding. “I don’t want to overlook someone who’s always been there for me. Heather isn't you. You’ve been my neighbor since forever, my best friend, always stood by me... even when I treated you terrible. And tonight, it hit me that I like you… I-I've always liked you.”

The words hung heavy in the air, “You like me?” you repeat, disbelief dancing in your voice.

“Yeah. I do,” he confirms, a shy smile breaking through his earlier doubt. “I just didn’t fully realize it till now.”

For a beat, silence envelopes you, a shared weight in the moment. “So… what does that mean?” you ask, heart pounding.

“Maybe we could start again? Like, forget all the awkwardness and go for ice cream or something?” He rubs the back of his neck, a nervous habit you found endearing. "Or.. There's this concert Saturday night that I got tickets to. I, uh, was gonna invite a buddy from the band, but I'd, um, I'd rather go with you." He stutters nervously.

You felt giddy, disbelief slowly melting away. “I’d like that,” you whisper, unable to suppress the smile that's spreading across your face.

Rodrick grins, a boyish gleam returning to his eyes as he reaches out, intertwining your fingers. “Great. I'll come get you at, like, 6 o'clock, Saturday..?” 

"Yeah, sounds good." you laugh, cheeks burning bright red and hands starting to clam up with nerves.

As the night continued, you and Rodrick hung out with his friends, cracking jokes in the Heffley's backyard. However, all you could think about was, what on earth were you gonna wear Saturday night?

[heartfullofleeches]

Hopeless romantic Yan who's had their heart broken by their darling yet again. A restraining order instead of moving away like all the others - tormenting them daily knowing they're within arms reach, but if they happened to go missing everyone would know who to point fingers at first. They just don't understand - what's wrong with these people? They have so much love and affection to give, but those they give it to either take them for granted and abandon them when someone better comes along, or spits on their affections right out the gate.

Maybe it isn't others. Maybe - they deserve this life. A community toy meant to be used until the newer model is shipped in. Maybe it's God's punishment for loving so much. Maybe they should take back their life and just crawl in a hole and fucking-

"mmwah!"

....

"Sorry! - but ya looked so down I had to do something, plus a kiss on the cheek is harmless when it's from your best friend. So the person you like doesnt feel the same. That took your mind off it for a second, right?"

Right....

"Right! You're here crying your eyes out over someone who'd never shed a single tear for you while there's billions more fish in the sea. Til you find the right one, I'll always be here to cheer you up and even after you find that special one. I'll kidnap you on your anniversary if you ever ignore my calls and I'm only slightly joking."

Hopeless romantic Yan who has the sweetest dork of a best friend they love so much it hurts. They want to give them the love they've tried to give others, but they're so - so afraid of losing their only support or being hated by them so for now they look elsewhere... Searching the crowd for someone with a smile as kind and welcoming as theirs

[pumpkinbxtch]

Greetings again, since you replied that you write for Lester I wanted to give you my request, without obligation or rush obviously.  I had thought of a one-shot set during The Trials of Apollo where reader knows about Lester's crush on Reyna and is extremely jealous about it, so much so that when he is rejected, reader doesn't even want to give him a little support.  With a happy ending because I don't need my depression at my door!  Thanks again for your availability and I apologize for the inconvenience and misunderstandings since English is not my language.  ☀️

“hope python eats you” ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

— apollo x fem!reader

summary: do you like Apollo. does he like you? uhmm no. he likes Reyna and you're dying of jealousy. but perhaps the situation is not so hopeless. warning: swear words. a/n: heeyyyy, here you haveeeee. i'm hopin' that you like this. Reyna and Apollo's scene is one of my favorites, it makes me laugh how she reject him. haha, poor baby. Thank you for trusting me 💙 - Kisses from saturn, maría

Why did you have to get along so well with Reyna?

You took a sip of your apple juice and caught Apollo looking at her; those little glances, the nervous giggles and the babbling when he was around her.

You shifted in your seat, snorting and letting out small curses. Why did you have to fall in love with him? It was literally the worst.

Inside your thoughts you heard a gasp and felt water splashing right into your face. You looked ahead, disoriented. Apollo had red cheeks and stammered apologies.

— dork! — Meg shouted at him, hitting the guy on the shoulder. She looked at you and you rolled your eyes. It was like the third time Apollo ended up spilling his food just because Reyna caught him watching, always ended up all over you or Meg.

Cherry soda dripped from your chin.

He looked at you worried, more for his personal good because of what you could do to him.

— Sorry!

You lifted slightly from your seat and grabbed napkins to dry yourself.

— You are an idiot. I don't know why I don't help Python eat you.— You touched your cheeks.

— Hey!

Meg let out a laugh, making you break your scowl. How horrible love was.

—Gods, why me?! — Meg shouted, cutting her underbrush with her scimitar. You watched her out of the corner of your eye while you took stones and threw them with force. One of them with such force that it was buried in the surface of a fruit.

You wished that were the face of Apollo

— You wish it were Apollo's face.

You laughed and nudged Meg, clearly playing.

— Meg, kill me. I hate that I like your brother.

Meg shook her head and continued digging with the tips of her swords. You climbed a few more meters and the antenna was already visible.

— I don't understand how you like him.

You let out a whimper. 

A laugh echoed and both of you turned around.

—They're having a good time— You murmured, trying to escalate further. You tilted your head, trying to listen better. —Is that laugh from Reyna?

Meg narrowed her eyes at the sound and nodded. —yep.

Practically, after almost dying and hanging from high altitudes, you were able to eat in the comfort of the camp. But to be honest, your hands were still shaking.

You didn't know if it was because you had witnessed the death of another god or because you couldn't believe that Apollo had proposed to Reyna and that she had, in fact, rejected him.

Maybe it was the second.

The moans echoed around the table again.

— I'm an idiot.

Meg looked at you out of the corner of her eye. Your look was gone and half of your food was cold.

Maybe you were overwhelmed by everything, actually.

Another squeal from Apollo made you clench your fork.

— SHUT UP!

You screamed and threw the metal cutlery at him, making him scream.

—You should hug me and cry with me.

You snorted.

— Never, I don't know why you told Reyna your feelings like that!

—And how was I supposed to do it?

— You are the god of poetry, shouldn't you already know that? You are a fake.

Apollo let out an indignant groan. He looked to Meg for support, but she agreed with you by nodding and extending her palm towards you.

— she has a point. Hmmm — and she went back to devouring her salad.

You went to sleep, and the first to fall like a log was Meg. You kept trying to shrink and squeeze your eyes until they finally stuck together, and slept, but you couldn't.

Stayed quiet and played with the seams of the mat you were resting on. You felt overstimulated, very restless and miserable. Almost as always, but this time it was for love.

Meg's soft snores made you smile.

The three had been through a lot up to that point. You had gotten used to it and feared what would happen next. You couldn't hide what you were feeling anymore, it was unfair to your sleep cycle.

Apollo could be unbearable, but he had a good heart. He learned consideration and to value effort. You had become hooked on that part of him and ended up falling in love.

You pressed the seams of the pillow together and let out a sigh.

— You don't sleep, either?

His voice behind you made your heart race. You cursed in your mind. The least you wanted was to talk to him.

— I was about to — You mumbled, a certain meanness could be heard in your voice. Apollo laughed softly, it almost seemed like he was humming a song.

— Sorry.

You adjusted the sheet.

— Alright.

—I'm sorry for spitting soda so many times in your face.— You struggled and wanted to prevent your heart from feeling anything because of his clumsy way of apologizing. But it was not like that.

—It's okay, Apollo. No hard feelings.

—Have I done something to make you upset with me all the time?

The question was suspended, and your hands began to sweat.

— What are you talking about? — You were thankful that you still turned your back on him. Any trace of drowsiness was left behind.

— I know I'm clumsy and very new to being mortal, but I've learned a lot. Partly thanks to you.—He paused and tapped your shoulder. You were a fool for him, so you turned around, coming face to face with him.

His blue eyes shone in the moonlight. He was funny, he looked beautiful underneath the opposite side of him.

Artemis might have gagged if she'd heard you say that.

His curls made like a second pillow for him, and you thought that was cute.

— Really? — Your voice barely came out in a thread.

Apollo nodded and gave you a sweet, slightly lazy smile. He pulled his hand out from under his blanket and caressed the frame of your face. The contact made you shudder, but you didn't move away.

You longed for his touch and be the reason for him to spit juice in others' faces.

You imitated his action. arms were crossed, while carefully caressed each other. Taking care of yourselves.

Apollo's heart warmed, and he felt a tug in his stomach.

Maybe you could have a chance, and that night had begun.

[scraftyisthebest]

Ragtag group of adventuring misfits who love Pokemon with all their heart and know who they are and own it is truly my favorite genre of Pokemon anime travelling squad.

All the way from the beginning with the OGs Ash, Misty, and Brock, three cringefails who met each other by chance and stuck together. Ash the cringey and clumsy "noob" who no one liked or had any expectations for, Misty the one person in her family who was never taken seriously and looked down upon and went on a journey to defiantly prove herself, and Brock the hopeless romantic who had aspirations of becoming a Breeder who could take care of and help Pokemon. They were three weirdos who loved Pokemon with all their hearts even if they didn't really fit into society, but that drew them together and made them a group worth rooting for.

And even by the end of Ash's era with Ash and Goh and even Chloe. Even at his best Ash was still a misfit as a dork who enthusiastically loved Pokemon, and he was the first person Goh made friends with because Goh was also a misfit who was obsessed with Pokemon, even if that meant he never really had any friends. And then he found someone who he resonated with on every level in Ash, two dorks whose enthusiasm for Pokemon was off the charts, and even Chloe was drawn to their energy and embraced her own love for Pokemon, enticing herself into their world and finding that her true joy was there, in sharing that sense of wonder with them.

And now here we are with Liko, Roy, Dot, and now Uruto joining the crew too. Liko, Roy, and Dot met through the original ragtag motley group of adults called the Rising Volt Tacklers under Friede. Liko was a dork and a loner who kept her thoughts to herself but loved Pokemon, Roy was an island boy who had a big dream, and Dot was a social recluse who knew a lot about Pokemon but never interacted with others before Liko and Roy. And they found true companionship in each other. Even in the timeskip where the group is disbanded and they've been framed as terrorists and outlaws, Liko, Roy, and Dot have come back together (Dot remotely thus far) and have reformed the RVT themselves to stop the Laquium incidents and clear the group's name. Liko and Roy are now fugitives who face a world that doesn't trust them due to their public reputations as terrorists, but even so, they're defiantly sticking to the name of the Rising Volt Tacklers because that's who they are and to them, it represents what they truly believe in: they're adventurers who love Pokemon with all their hearts. Uruto's a latecomer but he's shown that same defiant spirit before joining, asserting his belief in the raw, untainted power of bonds as strength in front of Exceed while helping Liko and Roy out, making himself a true fit among them as a fellow ragtag misfit alongside them and Dot.

Even with the differences in flavor, that defiant ragtag misfit energy is as strong as ever and I love it. From Ash and his buddies to Liko and her buddies, that misfit essence is always there and it's the main thing that makes them worth rooting for.

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

We talk about Hobie playing wingman for Gwiles but like can you imagine Hobie giving PAVITR advice?

Like you expect me to believe this dork Pavitr bagged Gayatri on whimsy and huge muscles alone? (Okay maybe he did but STILL)

He sees how cool and chill and ~mysterious~ Hobie is and how much people LOVES it so Pavitr asks (begs) him for advice

He wants Gayatri to think he's COOL teach me how to be cool Hobie he begs

And of course this is HOBIE.

Supportive cocky-ass Hobie of course he's like 'don't even sweat it mate ive got you'

Now Pavitrs walking around saying the corniest lines and the most cryptic of statements cause HEY IF IT WORKS FOR HOBIE

BONUS POINTS!!! If Hobie recommends the 'Hey' thing himself because despite the fact he and Aaron do not know each other they both got game and take recognize game okay

So Hobie is like 'you put your hand on her shoulder, yeah? You look her right in the eye and you say 'Hey 😈'

And Pavitrs like 'ok got it'

Goes up to her, puts his hand on her shoulder and goes...

"Hi Gayatri 😁"

Spider-Punks watching from a nearby skyscraper like 'bruv... not what I said 😭😭'

And somehow it works still

Hobie Brown giving Rizz Lessons like an older brother. At the boathouse giving a lecture.

Gwen and Pavitr on the floor taking notes cause they're hopeless messes who have not yet realized that Hobie in fact has no rizz, no one can understand him and he running off of his tall dark and handsome privilege

After Pavitr and Gayatri get together Pavitr introduces her to Hobie. Five minutes into the conversation he jokingly goes 'I'll do it, but not because you told me to-'

And Gayatri's like 'oh that's where he gets it from. okay. my boyfriend is a dork. gotcha.'

[just-mary-ann]

Let's make a little time skip, shall we?

Swap Harlequin AU by: @tadc-harlequin-au @iamespecter

Honorablemention: @thore-lb

Idea by me and @mrs-nightshade

Ruby

This is the same timeline as Lavender, but here Showtime and Flipcard are already canon.

⚠️WARNING ⚠️ suggestive jokes.

Pomni decided to breathe fresh air. That's odd. She didn't took her smoking pipe with her.

"UUUUUHHHH CAINE! YOU STUPID BASTARD! WHO IN HIS CLEAR MIND BREAK HIS OWN SOUL IN TWO!" She screamed out of Hopelessness.

"Wow. Puppets can split their souls?" Suddenly Pomni heard a female voice.

"Melissa. You made your return!" Pomni hugged an old friend of her sister.

"Haha. Yep. I suddenly became homesick. Wanna see my adventure-journal? By the way. May i see Lilac?"

Pomni smirked. "She is with Able. Besides, it's evening, they are busy right now."

"Ah. A date with her beloved. I'm so happy for her." Melissa sincerely smiled.

"If you liked to call it that way than ok." Pomni shrugged. "You can stay in the bunker. I will show you your room."

"Thank you wery much" Melissa followed her.

After Puppeteer showed to Melissa her room, she sighed.

"I need to check on Caine and Scarlet. They probably half dead right now."

"Who is Scarlet?" Melissa asked.

"Oh, right, you never met him. Come on, let's go."

They went to Caine's room. The assassin and his second personality now had independent bodies, but their souls wouldn't let them go away from each other for more that a metre. So they just sitting on the floor of Caine's room, back to back, grumbling.

"Ok. So those are my dorks. You already know Caine. And there's his other personality who now has his own body. He named himself Scarlet." Pomni pointed her hand at the two of them.

Melissa decided to sit in front of Scarlet "holly gravel. They looks like twins. Hey-o. I'm Melissa, an old friend of Lilac and Pomni. How are you feeling, mate?"

"uh... not quite sure." Scarlet tried to stand up, but his soul felt miserable so he returned to his original position.

"Soul connection. How fascinating. Caine. Did you did this operation?" Melissa asked.

Pomni made an attempt to calm Caine down, so she sat on his lap and he hugged her.

"For some reason I have enough knowledge to do so." Caine got a kiss from Pomni on his 'cheek'. "But I don't remember how I became such professional."

"You are an amateur, not a professional. Who In his right mind split his soul in two?" Pomni started scolding him.

"Well excuse me! You were scared when you woke up, and near you was him and not me!" He retorted.

"I got spooked because his eyes are bright fucking red!"

And at this moments Caine and Scarlet groan in perfect unison.

"And now I can't leave the two fucks alone because if they're in the same room they try to kill each other, but we can't put them in separate rooms because they both break down and get depressed if they're that far from each other." Pomni explained.

"Well, why i don't babysit them while you are resting?" Melissa suggested.

"You don't have to. I mean, I'm ok with calming down Caine." Pomni took Caine's hand. "the problem is that Scarlet is jealous and when he is sad, his sadness transfer to Caines as well."

Suddenly, Melissa had an idea.

"so, you want cuddles too? Ok then." She pressed his head against her chest. "us, mannequins, are THE BEST huggers."

Scarlet, completely freezes up, started to think. "oh... Wow, she's so soft, like a pillow..." He pulls her up further against him, cuddling her.

"He calmed down!" Caine fealt the mood changing.

"It worked? Melissa, you are a genius!" Pomni smiled.

Suddenly, Scarlet pulled Melissa towards him, so she fell on him.

"oh..." Caine felt something.

"what's wrong?" Pomni saw how Caine became angry.

"SCARLET!"

Scarlet was speaking in duzzle voice. "whaaaaat?"

"Are you THAT desperate?!"

"don't blame me~"

Melissa snorted "Pfft-, what it's not like puppets are built with-" Then she Sits down fully in Scarlet's lap and feels something under his pants, her entire body tenses up.

Scarlet Groans softly at the slight pressure, his hands gently wrap around her waist loose enough that she could easily slip out.

Caine glared at him over his shoulder. "Horny fool."

Scarlet huffed in response.

Melissa, still in shell shocked silence looked to Pomni for help and clarity.

"ok, boys, i know that puberty is hard, but keep it together." Pomni stood up and took Melissa from Scarlets embrace.

Scarlet held out his hands. "noooo! give her back, pleeeasee!"

"go and hug a pillow, sukin sin." Pomni grabbed Melissa's arm and dragged her outside the room.

"s...since when do puppets have human organs?!" Melissa asked still in shock.

"this is called "enlightening"." Pomni explained. "Some puppets are gaining what they lost after their human death. If you felt that, that means that you are enlightened as well."

"b...but i didn't lost anything. I feeling the same as i was while being a human!"

"well. Because you returned all your memories really fast, my guess that you managed to become enlighten at the same time. So congrats. You can fuck that red bastard. Or sorry for you loss, because he can fuck you."

Melissa didn't know how to feel at that moment. She was scared and worried at the same time. However, her natural curiosity and love of adventure are now dulled, as such information must first be digested.

"Ah... I'm going to go to my room and think about some things...

Pomni gave her a knowing look as Lissa was going towards her room

"Yep, take as long as you need, I'll make sure they don't kill each other."

On The next morning Caine and Scarlet got strong enough to go to kitchen and drink some koffee. Caine and Scarlet have the same coffee preference; mostly creamer and some espresso. Those two have only been separated for a day and Pomni hasn't had time to tell Lilac and Able, so they just walk into the kitchen to see what looks like two Caine's drinking coffee.

Lilac started to wisper. "Love, when i asked you to be harder, i didn't mean that i want to see double..."

Able responded. "in that case you did the same with me..."

Melissa walked in the kitchen. Because it was morning and she doesn't like mornings, she was still sleepy. Her pajama was just shorts and a button-up. But Lissa's shirt was unbuttoned.

Scarlet glances over when she says good morning, taking a couple seconds to actually process what he'd seen before immediately choking on his coffee like the pathetic idiot he is.

Able is turning away, Lilac is screaming.

"LISSA! THATS VULGAR!"

"uh?" Melissa looked at her friend. "Hi Lilac. I didn't had a chance to greet you yesterday."

Lilac pushed her towards her room.

Caine sighed "Scarlet get a hold of yourself..."

"How the fuck would you react if Pomni walked in without a shirt on!?" Scarlet stood up sharply.

"Low blow.... Also fair."

Able, looking between Caine and Scarlet asked. "Since when did you two have separate bodies?"

C&S answered. "Since yesterday."

"Aaaaaaand... since when do our red friend has a thing for Melissa?"

C&S answered. "... since yesterday"

To be continued

[slashthrashandcrash]

love that for aslehy that in the normal au shes the one who becomes yandere for stranger lmao

Nah nah nah it's more so that Stranger is a hopeless romantic dork who has no idea how to shoot his shot with a girl who's clearly very interested in him and Ashley just deciding to take charge for him. He can't muster up the courage to ask her on a date so she straight up tells him to pick her up at 8 on Friday so they can see a movie together.

Like that one meme that's like "I like dominate women not because I'm a sub but because I'm kind of autistic and they're very direct with what they want"

[eatsbop]

@nightlily2

By the fourth time Gestella has popped unannounced, everyone stopped being sensitive about it.

Before, Pluton would raise such a fuss. "What if I were in just my underwear?! What then?! It's a man's house, Lady Gestella. Listen, I'm only saying this out of respect for your sensibilities! Can't you use the front door?" Nowadays, Pluton would keep watching whatever nature documentary was on. Only asking Gestella not to block the television if she happens to be.

Before, Curtin would immediately leave the room. Sure, the cats and Jiwoo's friends has helped him adjust to crowds. He's never in his life been around so many people (or creatures) after all. But Jiwoo's friends are harmless gremlins and the cats are.. their gremlins. They're part of the household, so to speak. Gestella is an outsider. She has no business being in his presence. A lot of people would consider that a privilege and Curtin intends to keep it that way. Nowadays, if Gestella appears while Curtin is cleaning the cat litter.. well, it's not like the poop would take itself out. He wouldn't even bat an eye.

Before, seeing Gestella in his house makes Jiwoo a mite anxious. The possibilty of her attacking Kayden can't be disregarded. He respects Kayden, okay? But even Jiwoo can't deny that Kayden can be such an impudent loon. Anyway, Kayden aside, Gestella is simply intimidating. Even the way she breathes is unnerving. But that was before. Nowadays, Jiwoo finds no trouble at all to strike small talk with her. "Kayden-nim went out for a walk. Would you like something to drink?" "It's gotten cold suddenly. You and Miss Mei should take care and wear warmer clothes." "Would you like to stay for dinner? Mr. Bruce said he'll cook you something really delicious." "This is Kayden-nim's favorite ice cream. We brought groceries and he stocked up so much. Want to try one?" "Cats.. eat ice cream?" "I wouldn't advise it. They usually turn back to their human form before consuming human food."

As for Kayden.. he doesn't really care.

But you know, there is such a thing as too much. Sometimes a guy just wants to chill and clean his paw beans in the privacy of his own home (??). Or maybe he's just in a bad mood because.. well, must there be a reason? Maybe it comes naturally. Maybe he's born with a bad personality. What of it?

In any case, today is not the day for anyone to invade Curtin's personal space.

He plans to nap at the couch but when he came Gestella was standing in the middle of the room. She was awkwardly watching the cats laze about.. or not.

"Are your injuries better? You shouldn't make your student worry so much.." she mumbles almost inaudibly.

What a dork, Curtin snorts. Splayed on the couch scratching his round belly and staring blankly in space is.. the Casein Nitrate blueprint. What a hopeless dork. Can't she tell that's not Kayden.

Gestella glances at him as he saunters towards the couch. He hops and plops himself next to Nitrate.

"Why are you sitting there?"

Curtin scratches behind his marked ear. "Couches are made to be sat on. Big news, I know."

"No. There's plenty of room."

Curtin leans back on Nitrate's belly. It didn't take him long to learn that Nitrate the cat, unlike his human counterpart, is pretty docile. Unless you approach him aggressively he doesn't really care. You can use him as a pillow all you like. Or maybe he's just lazy. "He's soft and warm."

Gestella's eyebrow twitches. Curtin almost burst out laughing. Too easy.

"That's Kayden." she manages finally.

"That's the reason. We even drink from the same water bowl. He opens tuna cans for me. He shares his sun spots with me. Most importantly he helps me corner the laser."

"The what?"

"You wouldn't get it. Anyway.. do you have more to say to him? I'm going to nap."

"There?!"

"Problem?"

"I'm l-leaving."

Curtin snickers, watching her disappear enveloped by her fog.

Nitrate's paw bops the back of his head slightly then. "Get off, Curt. My belly's getting squished and I just had snacks."

Curtin screams.

[writing-mlm-reposts]

Wally West

a/n: male reader unless said otherwise

Everyone but you

Summary: Wally notices the newest addition and his quirks, quickly finding himself attached to his hip. Pretty soon, they're attached at the hips and his best friend can't seem to notice.

Or

After joining The Team, Wally worms his little redhead into your life.

wc: 12.2k

tags: Religious Discussion, References to Child Abuse, Pining, hopeless romantic wally west, Death of family, Tiny Angst, Boys In Love, Dorks in Love, Falling In Love, Bridgerton References

[t0xicn30n]

꒰⁠⑅⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠꒱⁠˖⁠♡

Welcome to canon couples in my DR

(don't take this personally, it's just my opinion)

1) Pandora Rosier x Lily Evans

Pandora "my family told me my dreams are just dreams" Rosier x Lily "Well, my family taught me to follow my dreams" Evans

• this couple is the absolute cutest, two goddess queens both learning they have feelings for each other

• Pandora grew up with an evil family and felt she should be kind, she sees kindness as her only real superpower, not being psychic . Pandora being proud of lily for seeing the good in not only the people around her but herself

• Lily grew up judged for her blood type, sometimes she still does worry if she's being judged but Pandora quickly likes to help her see the light, that she doesn't see lily any different

• Pandora loves to talk and gush about lily to regulus while lily loves to talk and gush about Pandora to Benjamin (me) (speaking in first person so I feel like a character and therefore apart of the marauders lol)

2) Dorcas Meadowes x Marlene McKinnon

• classic badass lesbian couple

• started out as academic rivals despite both being in Slytherin

• "I scored an A+ dork." "groans. for now you have McKinnon. But that charms test is mine."

• Dorcas likes to play basketball, and she plays it rough. Marlene just watches with a bucket of popcorn, cheering her girlfriend on with a smug grin whenever Dorcas punches someone's face in

• Marlene growing up to have internal homophobia and Dorcus helping her see their love is real, and love is love

• On their anniversary night, Marlene gifts Dorcas a real rare dragon that Dorcas has no idea how she got, Marlene replies with a simple "I have my ways"

• while Dorcas checks the collar of the dragon, she notices the locket open and inside a diamond ring. when she turns around, Marlene is on one knee with arms spread open

"marry me dork?"

3) Mary Macdonalds x Evan Rosier

• stone head x hopeless romantic

• they meet in the library while Mary is reading a novel and Evan is selling cocaine to a customer, he realizes she saw and approaches her, attempting to suave her into not telling "Romeo and Juliet huh?" he asks, Mary raises an eyebrow "this is Macbeth." she replies making him freeze up, she smiles "don't worry, I won't tell", he smiles back "cool"

• he tries to get her to try drugs a little but she refuses with a burning passion, after a few months go by he stops taking drugs cause he wants to be better for her

• after mary gets dumped by yet another boyfriend, she feels undesirable and goes to evan to find solace. Evan listens to her every word with a burning sensation in his chest, he comforts her up close, rubbing her back.

"I want to be someone's first choice, Evan"

"....you are mary." he whispers, she frowns

"no no- I know what you mean. I'm not his first choice." she says, Evan frowns

"you're someone's first choice," he replies, but he's not brave enough to say "you're my first choice"

• after a few months together, she's reading a romantic novel to him and gushing, talking about fanfiction and he just listens with a smile on his face. "and then he lifts her chin up and kisses her!! ahh! so romantic!" she squeals and Evan smiles before it fades, before he can rethink, he's lifting her chin up, getting close and pressing his lips to hers. they separate after awhile and he notices her wide eyes, he smiles sheepishly

• "you're my first choice, Marian."

4) Sirius Black x James Potter

• the definition of ultimate bromance

• started off with them making fun and teasing other couples, even going as far as kissing and hugging each other, but both secretly start to like it

• they're best friends to lovers, Sirius enjoys Remus company sure but no one quite understands his chaotic-ness like James does, a lover and a best friend is the best you can get right?

• they're running down the halls after pranking Severus Snape again before they see professor McGonagall walking straight down the hallway, they panic and hide in a small secluded area trying not to breath each other's air

• "well, it seems we've found each other in a tight situation" James replies with a grin making Sirius grin back "good one James" he retorts playfully

• they stay there for awhile and notice McGonagall is gone, but both seemed to like...being up close. they wouldn't tell each other that though

• extreme slow burn, Sirius isn't the one with internal homophobia. anything his parents is against, he fully supports so gay rights is his middle name. James is the one who has to deal with the conflict, he's undoubtedly sure his parents will support him but he still struggles

• I also feel like they're the same but in different fonts lol, like they'll look at a situation and think "should we?" and the other is like "definitely"

5) Remus lupin x Barty Crouch Jr

come on now

Remus "I'm a fucking werewolf, does that not bother you?" Lupin " x Barty "I have dreamt of this moment my entire life. Crush me now." Crouch Jr

• they're damn chaotic. barty regularly tries to set a building on fire and Remus is behind him 'trying' to stop him but secretly adds more gasoline

• they bring out each other's worse in the best way that you can't help but see the appeal

• definition of "partners in crime" except the crime is getting James to admit his feelings to Sirius but he is in EXTREME denial

• Barty growing up in a household similar to an orphanage, too many kids around and the only way he felt noticed was by being a little gremlin

• Remus who actually grew up in orphanage but did the same although soon realizes those people weren't his parents and stopped trying to get their attention or approval

• both understand each other in a deeper way

• they also have nasty sex LMAO

• they're both tall, semi strong and extremely dominant. if your dorm is across from them, and you hear screams of agony and things crashing into the walls, don't worry they're just making love <3

• masochism tango is their song, I'm calling it

• they're a healthy couple emotionally and mentally guys, they just a little kinky physically 🤭

god I ship them with a burning passion, you cannot take them away from me 😭😭😭

[kandisheek]

FIC REC WEEK 23 – POST-CA:CW

i just called to say that we are not never ever getting back together by misura

Pairing: Steve/Tony Rating: T Words: 1,028 Tags: Flip Phone, Humor, Flirting

Summary: "You made a sex-ed video and you didn't tell me?"

Reasons why I love it: Oh my god, I can't believe that this is what Tony is using the Flip Phone of Manly Man Pain for. Scratch that, I totally can. This fic is hilarious as hell, which is a feat considering that it's post-CW, but it's so funny that not even the slightest bit of angst has a chance to seep in. I love it, and I bet you will too, so I hope you check it out!

The Sweetest of Dreams by iam93percentstardust

Pairing: Steve/Tony Rating: G Words: 1,081 Tags: Fix-It, Established Relationship, Domestic Fluff

Summary: After coming back to the Compound, Steve takes a moment to breathe and return to his old room. Tony takes a moment to flirt and ask Steve out on their first official date.

Reasons why I love it: I think this might just be the most wholesome post-CW fic I've ever read. I love how MCU and 616 canon are mixed up in this, it gives me so many good vibes. And the Stony flirting is wonderful, they're such dorks in love. Please go and check this one out, it's amazing!

Locked Away by tarialdarion

Pairing: Steve/Tony Rating: T Words: 1,326 Tags: Fix-It, Mutual Pining, The Phone

Summary: "Steve realizes he’s in love with Tony two months after Siberia. He sees dark hair, a flash of sunglasses from across the street and has an instant of joy, before disappointment sets in as the man turns around to reveal his face. The visceral feeling of regret and loneliness that follows is so sharp that Steve can’t breathe around it for a moment, swallowing everything down and hurrying away. Tony could always twist him up until he was yelling, laughing, screaming, smiling." or: Steve's always too late but maybe he can get it right this time.

Reasons why I love it: This fic is canon filtered through an angsty Stony lens, and it got me so damn emotional, it's not even funny. It hurts so good, and the ending just feels so right. I love this fic, and I hope you give it a shot for yourself!

they're singing deck the halls (but it's not like christmas at all) by writerkenna

Pairing: Steve/Tony Rating: E Words: 5,098 Tags: Christmas, Phone Sex, Mutual Pining

Summary: Tony, as a general rule, doesn't like Christmas very much. But a call from a very important flip phone can help remedy that.

Reasons why I love it: Oh boys, you're such hopeless cases. Though not entirely hopeless, if that phone sex is anything to go by, hot damn. I love how quickly this fic escalates and how they both slowly but surely drop their facades and just tell each other how they feel. It's great, and I hope you give this fic a shot!

Flyover Country (Exes, Aliens and Cupcakes) by Sadisticsparkle (sadisticsparkle)

Pairing: Steve/Tony Rating: G Words: 3,056 Tags: Crack, Reconciliation, Hopeful Ending

Summary: Because the universe was more into pulp aesthetics than he had thought possible, that was his assigned mission now - find raccoon, ascertain origin, subdue him by any means possible, bring him in. ‘There has been a… development.’ ‘What is it, FRIDAY?’ ‘Captain Rogers seems to be in the area.’

Reasons why I love it: Who knew that Rocket is such a good matchmaker? I love how Steve and Tony go from bickering to 'wait, you like me?' - 'wait, you do too?' in about three seconds flat, it's so much fun. And the ending is super sweet. Definitely check this one out, it's fantastic!

[hauntingjasper]

Headcanons about Flame Prince × Fionna?

(they are so cute!!)

Surprisingly I don't have as many headcanons about them compared to my other hc lists uhhhhhhhhhhhhh but I doodled a little something of them since it's been a while. I still like them, I swear 🥹

1- Flame Prince fell first, Fionna had a mental dilemma for a while because they're just friends… but he's cute… but he's literally a fire hazard and that would make things complicated… but she likes his attention/attempts of affection… but this is potentially dangerous… BUT DANGER IS HER MIDDLE NA-

2- They learn about that flame shield spell and Flame Prince always makes a point of kissing her somewhere when he's the one casting it. Fionna was flustered at first, now she gets all giddy and always expects him to do it.

3- Both Fionna and FP feel their fair share of jealousy buuuuuut I think Flame Prince is more prone to it, imagine your girl being able to greet and hug all her friends but you, and every time she does, it causes her a lot of pain. It messes with his self-esteem, and he can get distant if he feels too hopeless about their relationship.

4- Fionna's favorite part of him are his pointy ears. She likes to pet them whenever she can and keeps staring at them just to see them move, one little ear flick and she's already smiling like an idiot. She thinks they're really cute. Flame Prince also has a thing with her ears but it's the bunny ears of her hat, he probably thought she wasn't human the first time they met and that she had actual bunny ears under her hat. She doesn't (sadly), but that's not stopping him from calling her "bunny" from time to time.

5- They sometimes go on adventures together. At first Fionna was hesitant because she wouldn't be able to pull FP out of danger with her hands alone, and she could also get turned into roast if he got carried away with his powers, but she feels safer inviting him to tag along after a while, if she thinks that he'd fit the task.

6- Flame Prince keeps touching her metal leg, because it's the only part of her that's considerably fire-resistant (and Fionna-resistant in general). He just rests his hand there until he has to pull away because the metal started to feel too hot on her skin. Neither of these dorks paid attention to Gumball's science classes.

7- They have many pairs of fire-proof gloves just so they can hold hands and do stuff together. (Gumball may or may not be involved with creating these gloves because then he gets to test which materials are more efficient, just in case)

Okay that's all I can think of for now, thank you for the ask! Now here's their doodle 🫴

[katiekatdragon27]

Guuuyyyyyyys? Can we all just agree that this is canon noowwwwwww?

These two have been eating at my brain all night it’s chronic.

Like?? AUGHHHHHH I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I-

Every fandom I'm in has that one straight-passing ship that I make my personality for a couple weeks lol. This is that straight-passing ship for Rayman lol.

A buncha ideas and progress below cut:

Teensy Ray Thoughts:

Teensy Ray (who's name is probably Raymond I haven't decided yet) is the kind and soft-spoken leader of the Rayman Fan-Club. He is the go-to person for all things Rayman, and has basically turned his house into a makeshift shrine museum for the guy.

He DIYed his entire cosplay of Rayman. He cut up his cloak and altered it to look more like a "hoodie", even wrapping his arms with bandages to represent Rayman's "limbless-ness." The thing he struggled with most was the hair.

Speaking of the hair, the "implant" that Polokus talks about in Origins was actually a little bird creature he found one day. Its tail feathers stick up like Rayman's two hair strands and can whirl around in a haircopter style.

The creature is also a kind-of wing man for TR. It can read how he feels and will move its tail accordingly.

The reason why TR started the Rayman Fan-Club and dresses as him a ton was because way back in the day, he was directly saved by Rayman (like Rayman hauled his ass out of danger manually kinda saving). He feels like the club is the least he could do to repay his hero

Also he and Ray are pen-pals lol (but Rayman takes decades to respond)

Teensy Ray is a hopeless romantic. Any sort of romantic gesture, no matter how small, sweeps him off his feet.

He was originally Teensy Queen's "safe date." He was down for it, both because she was incredibly pretty and because she let him go on super long rambles about Rayman.

When she eventually fell for him, he fell for her almost instantly, and things have been going smoothly ever since lol.

The "How Did You Bag A Baddie?" audio.

Teensy Queen Thoughts:

Queen Teensy (honestly might name her Quincy lol) is the bad bitch teensy of the Glade. She has the heart of an adventurer, constantly running away from the boring royal duties to practice her magic and fighting skills.

She will run off, kick ass by halting a nightmare invasion of some rural town, then return just in time for her royal duties.

She loves fighting almost as much as she loves Rayman lol.

Queen had a mega crush on Rayman and was desperate to get with him. However, Rayman (the aroace king he is) took no interest in her whatsoever.

She decided to settle for TR as a sort of "substitute" for Rayman at first. She was constantly heckled by her family for never giving any man a chance, so she retaliated by grabbing the teensy who looked the most like Rayman and basically fake-dating him.

After a couple months or so of just being safe-date buddies, she started to gain actual feelings for TR, to which he reciprocated. She was in a lot of denial about it though for a while.

She be like "I don't date dorks!" then ends up with this mf.

Teensy Queen is Grand Romantic Gestures in teensy form. She will go out of her way to create large displays for the people she loves and cares about.

The "EXCUSE ME, HE ASKED FOR NO PICKLES." kinda person.

That's all I have rn. Expect more art of these guys cuz they're gonna be so everything to me for like two months lol.

Thanks for indulging in my delusion lol. Have a lovely day :)

[chaikachi]

Is it just me or do I find it funny that the Xiao Long-Rose family's ideas of flirting consist of awkwardly complimenting someone on their appearance?

Exhibit A, Ruby: Gently compliments Oscar's new combat gear (I swear the boy's heart must be fluttering at that point).

Exhibit B, Yang: Fumbles over calling Blake's new haircut good like the hopeless dork she is.

Makes you wonder if Tai and/or Summer/Raven went through the same thing and it's just... hereditary in this family lol!

It isn't just you. They're all certifiable dorks when it comes to flirting. 😭

With RG it's fine because Oscar's just as bad. "Woah, you have eyes." Very smooth there young man. He was absolutely on cloud nine when she complimented him tho. Look at the way his face brightens!!!

But with both Yang and Ruby, there is also??? The finger guns????

Really do have to wonder where they both picked it up from, cause it's getting ridiculous. Dork losers. Both of them. 😔

[secret-covet]

For the ask template, 8, 42, 67, and 74

8. Describe your crush

Okay first of all. how dare you

lol I'll answer this under the cut

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

I have the impulse control of a 6 year old sitting in front of a bowl of skittles. idk if any time elapsed at all

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?

I'm boring maybe boba and walking :(( or the arcade and their fav food so i know where to take them haha

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?

Brown eyes. I know it doesn't matter but they're so warm and inviting. boba eyes they make people look like like a baby doe its not fairrr 😅😅

Okay kjshfskjfd he's like a super dork (anime, video games... the same one i like...) extremely pretty and really sweet and super talkative and extremely friendly and good with kids and a hopeless romantic and he acts + voice acts and he's got like "the only straight guy in the high school musical theatre production" energy and he is so so so so supportive and loyal and loves his friends and he's incredibly funny and very endearing and hard working and easily gets along with everyone and is a bottom and is mixed and has glasses and those stupid baby cow deepset brown eyes and he's so understanding and his voice is really nice and i want to eat him! and i'm also at work so i cannot go on i have work to do :((