#they're so small I'll just tell the porters they're algae

[notagrownup]

Unboxing my new family

Very caught up in the excitement of my new delivery! I can't wait to get started hatching my new Artemia NYOS.

After many hours of research, I feel knowledgeable enough to raise and care for my new found family. Sea monkeys shall become my sole purpose. They'll drive me through uni. They'll give me reason to get up in the morning, responsibilities that nail me to this green earth and its daily toils. Motherhood at its finest.

I just must remember I'm here to study, not just revel in my new found independence. Who needs the freshers parties and the alcohol, when you could be raising hybrid brine shrimp in the comfort of your dorm? It practically has the same forbidden thrill, after all, pets aren't allowed in your dorm.