#they're so chaotic snd i love it

[witchwhodoesvoodoos]

i have this headcanon in stardew valley that seb does community service as much as sam for the most questionable unexplainable shit you could imagine and because lewis is a terrible mayor.

we all know the moonlight jellies event every end of summer, right? it was year 3, i was talking to every folks i lay my eyes on like the social butterfly i am ingame. then i talked to sam and this guy legit asked if the jellies are poisonous because if they aren't he'll fucking yeet seb there to fucking drown idk if the man can even swim let alone stay afloat and lewis will most likely reprimand them for interrupting a special event and it got me thinking how their lives go about when sam is the most random man you've ever met

like can you imagine if one day sam approaches seb and gives him a bunch of freshly uprooted flowers because he finds the colors vibrant and demetrius is in the background panicking about how he shouldn't have picked them because it's illegal and they're poisonous and sam just goes "nah im pretty sure these stuff ain't poisonous" and the next thing you knew his hand is red and seb's dragging his fainted body to the clinic. the moment sam wakes up, lewis is fuming by his side going on about how irresponsible he is and that he and seb will clean the community center for a week and seb will say something along the lines of "why am i with him?" and lewis will make up a shitty reason to end the conversation

i firmly believe that one night in fall, sam asked seb if they could do ghost hunting and seb was like "okay let's do it" mainly because he's bored and doesn't believe in ghosts. so they wore masks and makeshift ghost-hunting equipment and stuff and walked through the town at 3 am in dead silence and darkness and only in their undershirt and boxers because as sam quotes "everyone is asleep at that time and they can just lie straight to bed to fall asleep after everything's over". sam is starting to cower in fear in his first twenty steps and seb just goes "mf this is your idea dont back out now" "there's no ghosts im telling you so pull yourself together" then they reach the bridge and hear the bush near it rustle and make weird sounds. seb does nothing while sam, silently praying, knees wobbling and hands shaking, throws his whole equipment towards its direction and hear it scream. so sam screams, seb screams out of shock, and lewis and marnie emerge from the bush. they had a silent agreement not to talk about it with the way they stare at each other, but boy do sam and seb enjoy picking trash for two weeks.

i have a lot of takes for this hc but everything's overlapping in my mind and i think im on the verge of overloading

[writteninlunarlight-years]

Hey can I asl for a Bg3 match up? :D

Gender:Male

Pronouns:He/him and they/them

Sexuality: Gay

Race: High elf

Class: he's multiclass Wizard and Bard

D&d alignment: Chaotic neutral

Appearance: Red-ish hair with some light "graying" its more caramelly but like graying anyways, he has heterochromia, his right eye is brown snd left one is light brown. He's dresses very eccentricly and likes wearing long robes with the main colors being dark blue and a magentay red and lots lots lots of jewelry, he's around 170cm or 5'7 ish

Personality: Confident, creative, definetly a problem solver, aloof from time to time, extremely emotional has not know a day of peace with how many emotions his tiny smooth brain can hold. They're wise but the intelligence department is lacking a little tiny winy bit, his brain only retains fun facts and obscure knowledge.

Likes: Cats, pigeons, plants, herbs, herbal tea, coffee, sweets and lots of em, owning books without reading them and obscure spells.

Dislikes: Crowds, loud people, shoes are the bane of his existence, spicy food, silver as a color, his own ears and paper that's thin enough to see through.

Extra fun facts: He has stage fright which is why he has to know how to do other types of magic too, he's befriended every cat he's met and the mf grins like the cat who got the cream all the time... even when he shouldn't even be smiling, he gets into trouble for that.

I hope I did that right :) Have a nice day/night and tha k you :D

I love how sweet all of you guys are in my Asks. I should be the one apologizing cause I have so many accidental spelling mistakes, lol.

~~~~~ MATCH UP ~~~~~

Anon I love your character 10/10. Whether they are a representation of you or not, I love them! I match you with-------

Gale Dekarios

This ticking time bomb of a man (Literally, man is a bomb) loves your comedic sense and the fact he can relate to a true connoisseur of Magic. It's like the Weave made you two for one another.

~~~~~ HEADCANONS ~~~~~

Gale loves your shows when you perform; watching you use the Weave and your other talents impresses him greatly.

He has no problem helping you reconnect with the Weave if you struggle with a spell. (We all know the scene I am thinking of 0.0)

Gale enjoys learning your fun facts and feels like it connects him to you better. It also helps him keep up with what interests you.

Gale hesitates to start walking around shoelessly with you; however, when you two are in his tower, he doesn't mind humoring you.

Gale knew you were the one when Tara accepted you right away.

Correction: Gale knew you were the one when you and Tara ganged up on him and decided your new pastime was picking on him.

(I Wonder if it's just my dialogue scenes or everyone else's, but Gale also has an issue with smiling 24/7, even if there's something horrible going on. Like using runepowder to murder the whole Underdark on accident)

Gale loves to 'borrow' from your book collection to help you continue learning about the Weave.

~~~~~ BLURB ~~~~~

You stood atop the ruined stage at the fairgrounds, decrepit since you guys got rid of the imposters. Your group decided to set up camp here while waiting out at the location of the Nether Brain. As you began practicing the magic show you used to perform before the parasite, a lone Wizard stood by on watch. Gale loved watching you enjoy yourself; nothing set his heart more alight than watching you learn and process things.

Conjuring up a seat, he continued watching as you cast a fireball, quickly switching to an iceblast and causing an explosion similar to a firework. As you continued step by step, you could feel someone's eyes on you. Becoming more meticulous with your casts, you started to lose connection to the Weave. Noticing this, Gale smiled and began to walk over to you. "My dear, what seems to be the matter?" You look to Gale and sigh, frustrated that you forgot such a basic routine due to stage fright. Gale shook his head then stood behind you, "Close your eyes love and follow Mystras guidance, let the Weave move you, forget any eyes on you just flow with the Weave."

You closed your eyes, noting Gale was moving around you now. As you started the basic incantation for a mage hand, you were pulled out of your trance by a swift peck on the cheek from the Wizard before you. Shooting your eyes open, you turn to him with a smug smirk. "Rule number one, don't become distracted, Rule number two, stop looking so handsome while you focus."

~~~~~ EXTRA ~~~~~

(Tara and you were lounging about in the sun on the balcony of Waterdeep Tower. As you two were resting, a grumpy Gale appeared)

Gale: I woke up from my nap to find my lover and cat gone.

(Tara raises her head slightly, yawning)

Tara: Hmmm, it seems I am more critical to your elf than you are, Mr. Dekarios.

(Gale stands there in shock; before he can turn on his heel, he hears Y/N speak)

Y/N: On a scale of one to ten, Tara, how funny was his face? Be honest with me.

(Gale didn't even have to turn around to know you had a giant smile on your face)

[scarabiaa]

Sol, here's a question for you (to help keep your blog not completely dead /j): What's a song you think fits one of your twst oc ships (or multiple ships if you want!) the most?

THANK YOU FOR KEEPING MY BLOG ALIVE TARU (bc i am realizing just today that it is astro's bday and i skipped medi too so. Here we are.)

Medignis: Just the Way You Are by Bruno Mars (while they're together). Why this song? Because I can guarantee you that at some point, Meditrina accidentally spills everything she's ever felt to Ignis and she's crying by the end but his resolve is to make her feel like she's enough. He wants her to know that she is enough for him, no matter what!

Post breakup (future): Just a Dream by Nelly, it's mainly on Ignis's part because he is the one that caused their breakup due to how he changed in their third year. But by the time they're out in the real world, he regrets it more than anything and above all, he is desperate to know if she's moved on or found someone knew. She hasn't but he doesn't know it yet.

Irnyx: Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls, BUT it's mainly on Onyx's part, which makes it all so much more ironic. The lyrics "I just want you to know who I am" literally apply to him because she was the one who changed his entire life. She was the one who didn't take pity on him and instead decided to do something about it. Afterwards, he realizes how much she loves him (albeit platonically) and he falls for her quite quickly to the point where every second spent with her is a good one, one where he slowly lets down his walls around her.

Coletitus: No Hay Nadie Mas by Sebastian Yatra (the Spanish version). This song is specifically for them because Colette was practically kicked out of her family's hearts and she ran away, finding Titus. While he knew that she was innocent, naive and afraid, something drew him to her and he wanted to stay by his side. And so, he abandoned his relentlessly flirty ways to stay with her. No matter how hard it got, no matter how many times she tried not to break down, he stayed by her side. He always reassured her and when the day came of him saying that he couldn't ever think of replacing her when she was the only one for him, she completely lost it.

Ivyvil: Some Day My Prince Will Come. This one is more complicated but Ivy always dreamed of being a pretty princess and being treated like one. However, at the sight of Vil, she realized that wasn't her dream anymore. She was the one that wanted to save him, to protect him, to shield him from the horrors of his own mind. She wanted to take him away from everything so he wouldn't beat himself up anymore. In the song, it's mainly about finding the "prince" (the true love) and once they meet, it means finally having a better life, one that's much happier. The same could apply for both of them: Vil finally gets someone who loves every part of him, even the dark parts and Ivy gets someone who is more than willing to help her be the best version she can be. So in a sense, the song could be for both of them.

Jamivy: You & I (Nobody in the World) by John Legend. She's the one constantly hyping him up snd telling him he looks good, giving him all sorts of little compliments, especially when she knows he feels down. He feels as though when he's with her, everything is possible and while she is a bit chaotic, he can't help but feel peace inside of him. She's always fussing over him to make sure he's in tiptop shape and it's in these moments--when her eyes are worried about him instead of vice versa, like he always does--that he feels like there's no one else in the world but them.

Ivytrey: She Will Be Loved by Maroon 5. In every sense of the word, Ivy knows that, as much as he won't admit it, he wants to be taken care of. It's engrained in everyone and he'll constantly say he doesn't need to be taken care of, but she's insistent on it. Her insistence makes him realize how much she's sacrificed of herself over the years and as hyperactive as she is, as aggressively kind as she is, as much as she keeps a happy mask on, it's just that: a mask. He wants to take care of her, no matter how much it might be. To him, it's nothing at all. Compared to everyone else, he isn't anything special but the fact that she still goes after him is enough for him. He just wants to be her anchor, the one who grounds her and the one she can be truly vulnerable with.

[owlvens]

Nov 8 Return to CODM

Earlier this year, I joined my school's sports fest in the e-sports category playing CODM. I was just a sub but joined every training sessions because I wanted to come off as someone that cared for the team despite being the eldest and in my senior year busy with internship. I thought it was gonna be a fun experience but I just didn't click well with my young teammates.

What ruined the game for me was that:

I had to change my loadouts. I couldn't use a lot of the tactical and handheld stuff that I loved using with my SnD strategies. It was a lot harder to hold positions and survive for me.

My teammates are rushers. The kind that push chaotically. And while I'm use to that because my friends are rushers as well, this situation was different. With my friends, I had a lot of confidence on their survival and kill rate so when I'm the last one dead (the defender), I'm at least aware of positioning and only have to deal with a maximum of 2 people.

They use comms...but only to chat. One of my favorite tricks is listening to footsteps, even to the point that I even have my own silenced. It helps with identifying enemy positions and surprise strike them when they're close enough. It's one of my pillars in surviving both in BR and MP. It doesn't help that I can't properly listen because they keep chitchatting after dying. Can't be helped, they're friends but it annoyed me because it wasn't assisting with gameplay.

My friends mainly played Minecraft at that time. A new server was created and my friends had cravings to play Minecraft again so we didn't play CODM as much.

On the last day of the tournament, when everything was done. I deleted the app to take a break. I thought this experience ruined the game for me so I wanted to stop for awhile to reset.

I returned to the game recently because my friends picked it up again. I still had change some things because of the rearrangements of the controls and loadouts I did for the sports fest. I had to remember how I did it before that time. But even with the slight adjustment, I did pretty well on MP ranked.

[bontens-new-executive]

hellooo,, i wanna join the 200 follower event for Christmas things i like is to exchange gifts with friends, i like to bake sweets and make holiday flavored treats, anddd Christmas crafts!!

alsooo my favorite thing about Christmas is cooking and sharing gifts,,

One of my favorite characters are suga! i just love how he's a complete sweetheart and he's honestly relatable. but honestly at the same time he can be chaotic whichhh ME TOO HONESTLY,, and i love how he's so caringg 😭

i also like oikawa because he's very ambitious and i love people that are passionate and he constantly chases his dreams, no matter what happens. also the duality of his personality; he can be the bully to the bullied LMFAO

mmm my last character would be kuroo! his nerdy personality but laid back demeanor is super dope! i would definitely be his friend,, and he's a great motivator imo. i also think he's very funny lol

this story can be gender neutral or fem reader idrc,,

anddd the time should be somewhere in the morning 🌅(*´ω｀*)

ALSOOO CONGRATULATIONS!!! I hope you continue raising the bar for yourself and reaching many more milestones ♡

much luv 🤧🥰🎉

Christmas and 200 follower event

Note: sorry for the wait but I hope u like that ☝

Requests Masterlist event Christmas playlist

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Sugawara - baking session

The second you bring up that you like baking or cooking, suga is already jumping up from his seat

He's so ready to bake with you

And it'll be super fun

Suga would let you read out what you need, while he runs through the kitchen to get the ingredients

He would make jokes to make you laugh, or do different silly but sweet things to make it a fun time

Instead of forming the dough like a normal person, he'd do some ninja hand moves and sound effects to make it "more special and cool"

Suga would absolutely wear an apron

And it's probably pink too

If he was to make a mistake he would try to hide it with a "nooo I did absolutely not drop that. Not at all" or he'd admit with a "sooo I might or might not have dropped something."

He will play around with some of the ingredients

He'd taste the food coloring and then regret it right after, "this is not as tasty as it looks."

Kuroo - (creative) crafting

You wanna make Christmas crafts? Kuroo is so here for it

He thinks it's fun to create stuff on your own

The fun time Being spent together only adds to it

You both would come up with diffrent ideas of thinks to make before you go shopping for the material that you need

Kuroo loves decorating these kind of thinks

While some might think it's childish, he thinks it takes him back to his childhood

It's just so relaxing to him

While decorating snd cutting out the diffrent forms, you both woukd have nice conversations with lots of laughter

Or watch some movie/series and discuss them

It would just be super relaxing with him

Kuroo would so prepared for this that he's even wearing fluffy socks and a soft sweater

Of course he would offer you to wear the other matching sweater

Oikawa - gifted sweets

"Exchanging gifts" screams oikawa

He'd make it a challenge of Who gets the best gifts

Since you like sweets, he'd try his hand at making them himself

Problem being, they're not turning out the way he wanted them to be

So he asks iwaizumi for help, which to iwa obvious doesn't help

Therefore he instead opts for buying you some sweets

He thought about asking you to bake with him, but that would mean he lost

And thats not like oikawa 

Whenever you two eat some or when you talk about your favorite sweets, oikawa pays attention

Which now makes it easy for him to buy the right ones

Exchanging the sweets, you can immediately tell that they were bought and not self made

Oikawa would try to deny at first but then gives in, admitting to his defeat (but only a little bit)

He just didn't want to disappoint you

[criminalmindsgonewrong]

chaotic hotchniss trying to hide their relationship hcs?? i feel like they’d be the worst at hiding their relationship LMAO

YES. Yes I love this THANK YOU for this ask

Emily accidentally calling Hotch "babe" in front of the team. She spends the rest of the day coming up with pained nicknames for them all to make it seem less weird. JJ gets a "cherub". Morgan gets a "gorgeous". The worst one was when she called Reid "doll". At the end of the day, Penelope asks why she's coming for her gig.

Booking separate rooms at hotels but then sneaking into each others rooms, not even just for sex but because they've gotten so used to each other that they can't sleep when they're apart, because having the other close keeps the nightmares at bay. They have to set extra early alarms to make sure they're back in their own beds before the rest of the team wake up.

JJ and Penelope trying to set Em up with a guy at a bar on girls night. They leave her with him and she has to explain, "Listen, I'm dating our boss and they don't know, so can you do me a favour and pretend to be putting my number into your phone so they'll back off and let me enjoy the rest of girls night? Thanks a bunch".

Similar vein, Rossi trying to encourage Hotch to "get out there" and go on a guys night and Hotch coming up with worse excuses every time. "Jack has the dentist in the morning", "I'm playing golf with Sean tomorrow", "my back is too sore." That last one wasn't a lie and Emily has to hide the smirk when she overhears it.

Purposefully avoiding sitting next to each other on the jet because hello they work with profilers. But avoiding each other so much that when they do accidentally end up sitting next to each other it's just pure panic and they sit there stiff as boards. And its completely obvious.

The team having bets to see how long they can keep the 'secret' going. Reid has bets on 7 months, because that's the previous record for secret keeping, after all.

Hotch being overly protective snd Emily being passive aggressive mad about it and purposefully acting against it and the whole team (before they figure it out of course) being like 🧐🤔

Hotch accidentally grabbing Emily's FBI windbreaker from the apartment and when he goes to put it on at a crime scene there's just a beat of confusion and Rossi and Morgan staring at him. And then Hotch just coughs it off like, "must have shrunk in the wash." And then Em's lipstick falls out of the pocket.

[ethicallysourcedhumanmeat]

one of the issue that I have with this parenting thing that happened to me is like,

ok, i say this all the timr but kids were a choice made for me, i didn't want kids, not because i dont like them (tho I'm supef not a baby person) but mostly bc i was the default babysitter and I like kids but I hate being an authority figure or role model, I love hanging out eith toddlers they're hilarious and chaotic snd fun, i love watching movies and going to the mall with teens and tweens, like I enjoy quality time with the youths, I think they're fun and I love really listening to kids bc i know how it feels to talk about things that are important to you and have no one listen

but enforcing rules? being an authority figure? being in charge 100% of the time no default blame guy when i gotta do the unfun part? I hate it. and like i get that goid parents probably dread discipline but it probably doesn't haunt them for days to use a stern tone or set out small time consequences or whatever.

like I have been wound tight all day, like anxiety that makes me consided hanging out under my bed a desirable alternative to being literally anywhere else, after work i had to spend 90mins at Aislyn's karate, i havent eaten since 9am and honestly nothing is appetizing rn, I ask Des to grab my crochet bag from downstairs bc chronic illness +8 hours of standing made my legs go yo hell

they bring me my bag but the hook that i left in my dress isnt there. i check the bag, check my bed, both thoroughly, ask des to go get it, reiterate that I csnt hit the stairs rn. they go they come back insist its not there, i am essentially begging my 13 year old at this point, it is there, it fell out of the dress when you picked it up, i point out that last week they insisted my keys were not on my shelf in my room when i asked for them and they were in fact there so please look because either the hook is there or gremlins exist and like how did you miss that?

they yell that my parents are asleep,theyre not theyre watching tv in their room and if they were asleep my 8 minute stair limping would absolutely be MORE disruptive than the 90lb 13 year old figure skater, they start to yell again and i tell them they can get the hook they left downstairs or they can bring me they laptop and switch and go to bed, I'm done arguing about it, that's the options

why cant Aislyn?

be i asked desmond, and desmond left the hook downstairs so Desmond can find it or desmond can lose priviledges

the bring me the hook

and like this is normal child parent behavior but I'm like shaking and want to cry bc i had to be stern for less tgan a minute

[ruvi-muffin]

hi! emoji anon here! those asks were for that one critical role emoji ask meme post. should have specified. sorry!

Nono ur good. Ur so lovely hello!♡

It took me a sec to find bc it was a bit burried, i'm not used to getting asks for these but thank you :D

It's these ones i believe? ☝☝

💕 favourite cr show other than the campaign

I'm very fond of pubdraw. It's just very chill and also i love seeing the cast draw. To this day my favourite thing is Sam's Delight at being able to draw like !!! Yes king you Can Draw!! :'D

Also seeing matt do painting is a Whole New Level bc i Cannot paint for shit

Also i miss babs dearly. Follow your art heart!! :')))) ♡♡♡♡

🤡 worst take i still stand by

Hooo boiiii... okay so

I love the caleb is consecuted theory.

MORE IMPORTANTLY THOUGH

Trent is consecuted and the reason he wanted to be killed so badly was so he could be reborn and be off the hook for war crime.

He picked out kids who showed signs if anamnesis then did tests on them and mind wiped them afterwards, efectively removing any memory if their past lives and then figured out consecution once he started working with Essek.

Anyway it was a cool scenario but not smth that was ever going to happen alas.

🎼 + char name - character theme song

Would love to do this one but i need a character aah :'D

Ur free to get back to me tho w one or more characters if u want. Or a ship or whatever u want rly.

🤯 most unexpected reveal

Oh 100% Essek's traitor reveal!!

Every major reveal up until ep69 (when i caught up) was spoiled for me so things like veth's vackstory reveal didn't Do much for me as i was already suspecting it.

But ep 97 though!

Oh boy.. i was already falling into essek stan-hood pretty quickly after his appearance and then gradually but i NEVER SUSPECTED that he was the traitor.

I was like Ah Yes this here is Essik Theylas, overworked office worker who just really wants a break and a boyfriend.

The shady behaviour?? Went straight over my head. I was like Ah he's such a nice boy he's so Polite 😂😂😂

I rly should've known but i rly thought it would be too obvious a play to have the First person they get close to in the dynasty be the traitor. Like.. what are the odds right??

Not like it was already a ridiculous coincidence that Veth's husband worked for the assembly, and he's the Sweetest Man.

Dnd man. It's a whole other beast.

😚 favourite platonic relationship

JESTER AND ESSEK JESTER AND ESSEK JESTER AND ESSEK JESTER AND ESSEK JESTER AND ESSEK JESTER SND ESSEK JESTER AN-

🌱 favourite arc setting

Pirate arc. I rly miss the pirate arc. Like... at the time i thought it was kinda long winded and boring but i LOVE IT

Just... get all ur faves on a boat and forse them to bond. It's a Great storytelling tool. Not to mention i Adore tm9 when they're chaotic and comiting crime by accident.

I think my fave Setting is probs aeor and the dynasty but like... arc wise... man nothing beats piracy.