#they're just collecting guys there and now the distortion detective has to be the distortion therapist

[balis77]

Meanwhile, at the LCD HQ

Time Ripper: ...Do I have to say like, my original name or...?

Moses: *Taking a long drag off her E.G.O.* No, just go with whatever you're comfortable with.

Time Ripper: Ok. I am the Time Ripper-

Everyone: Hi Ripper.

Time Ripper: -And I distorted because my brother was hit by a car after he gave me most of his time, and I wanted to punish people for wasting their own time.

Bamboo-Hatted Kim: My name is Kim-

Everyone: Hi Kim.

Bamboo-Hatted Kim: -And I distorted because I lead my comrades into the Library and got all of us killed, and then when we were revived we were in enemy territory where they were killed once again before my eyes... and also I was under the influence of a mysterious monolith.

Aeng-du: My name is Aeng-Du-

Everyone: Hi Aeng-Du.

Aeng-Du: -And I almost distorted due to the feelings of betrayal over Kim slaughtering some of our comrades in a blind fury of despair... and also I was under the influence of a mysterious monolith.

Papa Bongy: My name is Bongy-

Everyone: Hi Bongy.

Papa Bongy: And I distorted because my rival stole my secret fried chicken recipe and burned it in a concept incinerator-

Time Ripper: Oh come on!

Moses: We all have our own reasons for distorting, Ripper-

Time Ripper: But a fucking fried chicken recipe?!

Moses: This is a non-judgmental place, Ripper.

Time Ripper: Also, what's with the coffin?

Catherine: ...

Moses: Apparently it's important to one of the Sinners so we have to keep it around. And by that I mean legally required to keep it around. No one seems to know who's even in it.

Time Ripper: ...When can I go home?

Moses: When you stop being a mass of brains in jars in a rough humanoid shape. Now, next in the circle-