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isan0rt · 11 months ago

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I feel like I need to make a fucking chart for how the Blue Lions Polycule works in my head…

But that would be too much work so I guess I'm just posting a list.

Dedue

Monogamous, married to Dimitri (emotionally and spiritually if not legally)

Understands Dimitri is poly tho, is okay with this. Legitimately is not jealous or threatened by Dimitri's other romantic feelings elsewhere.

Platonic besties with Ashe, Annette, and Mercedes

Dimitri

Married to Dedue (emotionally and spiritually if not legally), primary partner, Would Not Be Okay if they were separated (seriously, This Is A Set, Do Not Separate).

Deep romantic affection towards Felix since they were itty bitty

First crush was Glenn, oh boy that makes things extra complicated

Purely platonic with Sylvain and Ingrid (and the other Lions tbh)

Probably did hook up with Sylvain one time but it was weird so they decided never to speak of it again

Felix

Ace but not aro, VERY low libido, only interested in sex if the planets align correctly and extremely easy to turn back off even in that case

It's Complicated with Dimitri (romantic affection since they were itty bitty, Complicated Feelings Abound, painfully jealous of Dedue but won't admit it)

Romantic relationships with both Sylvain and Annette

The one with Sylvain is Intensely Weird, the one with Annette is wholesome AF.

Sylvain

Incredibly weird and intense romantic relationship with Felix (he has Faerghus Gender Hangups)

Also in a serious relationship with Ingrid, somehow (it's D/s, he subs)

He's incredibly demi and is not romantically attracted to anyone who's not his childhood friend

Dimitri would be weird tho, tried it once, it was weird, never again

Ingrid

Serious relationship with Sylvain, no she doesn't know how that happened either

(it's because she is demiromantic and only emotionally attracted to Deeply Enmeshed Old Friends but Felix and Dimitri would be weird so that leaves Sylvain) (She doms him) (it's REALLY kinky) (They're both really into it)

Otherwise attracted to women but in a ‘Chivalrous Knight who then gets topped by beautiful women’ kind of way (she is a pillow princess when hooking up with women) (it's the sexual repression)

Casual sexual relationship with Mercedes (and also Dorothea if she's around)

Mercedes

Aromantic, she is married to the church

Bisexual tho with a female lean, casual sexual relationship with Ingrid (and also if she's around, more intense relationship with Constance)

Bambi lesbian queerplatonic cuddlemance with Annette

Platonic besties with Dedue

Annette

Primary partner is Felix

Queerplatonic cuddlemance with Mercedes

She would also be willing to hook up with Ingrid except they both bottom with other women so it never works out

Also platonic besties with Dedue

Ashe

He's there but not actually dating anyone else in the polycule

Little crush on Dedue and Ingrid but because they are Ideal Knights, no actual desire to act on this

Cat Dads with Caspar who is otherwise not even part of this polycule

#fe3h has so many good and fun ships i can't pick just one #also this is really loaded towards male homoromantic relationships but that's because of How Faerghus is Like #the focus on chivalry and Intense Masculine Bonds sure....... has an effect #fe3h headcanons #Blue Lions #they are a pride of lions they are all hooking up with each other #except Ashe rip to you buddy

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nightlight-stardust-and-rain · 4 years ago

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OK so I've been reading JJBA lately and like I'm constantly thinking "none of them are straight or cis, damn" so I'm just gonna write my headcanons about that! Also bits of au since I have ships, dammit.

(also, on a totally unrelated note : live fast die young by Hollywood undead is totally a Jojo song right?)

Jonathan - super omniromantic and also poly. In a relationship with Erina and Speedwagon. He just loves a lot 😔 he (weirdly, seeing when and where he grow up) doesn't really have any internalized homophobia. He loves who he loves and anyone disagreeing will catch his hands ! Or his words. Which are quite deadly too! Plus, the man he loves doesn't even identifies as a man, so ah. In your face homophobes.

Erina - demigirl and greysexual. She never really understood she was demigirl before meeting Speedwagon because she's a lady and nobles aren't educated on LGBT+ things I guess? She's dating Jonathan and is in a queerplatonic relationship with Speedwagon cause they're best friends fight me >:)

Speedwagon - agender, demisexual and very much into men. He doesn't even knows what gender is okay! But goes by male pronouns cause men are more respected in the streets or something?? He thinks it's kinda stupid since women are like super powerful when they want to but gotta do whatever it takes to survive in the streets right?? He just doesn't cares. He knows a lot about LGBT+ things since in the streets there are all sorts of people. When he explained how being agender felt to Erina she was like "oH" and after some talking they figure out that Erina is like one of Speedwagon's friends who kinda felt like a girl but not really (Speedwagon secretly organizes a meeting between this friend and Erina cause he knows how good it is to have someone who understands. The two girls become close friends). He's dating Jonathan and had a hard time accepting that someone like that was interested in him 😔 he's in a queerplatonic relationship with Erina cause they're platonic soulmates :D

Dio - this asshole is bigender and bisexual! A whole lot of internalized transphobia and homophobia since his dad was Like That™. He repressed absolutely everything, which might have been one of the reasons why he hated Jonathan, an out (or at least as out as one can be not knowing the word omnisexual or even pan or bi) and proud omnisexual. He was jealous. His internalized homophobia got better when he became a vampire but the transphobia? Nope, still here. Still an asshole, tho.

Joseph - BI BI BI. So, so bi. Also demiboy. Most of the time he's kinda a man but also *shrugs*. He knows the words for it since Erina and Speedwagon explained it to him but doesn't really cares cause it's just him! He is who he is, who cares! He was kinda in denial about his crush on Caesar until the final battle when he almost died. He honestly wasn't expecting for them both to survive so he isn't gonna throw this second chance away! Also very much ADHD.

Suzie Q - the biggest lesbian. Also Ace. Had an enormous crush on Lisa Lisa but it was more like... A puppy crush. Kinda. I mean come on 😔 Lisa Lisa is just so badass. She agreed to be a surrogate mother (is that the right word?) for Joseph and Caesar since they wanted children. She adopted Caesar as a little brother the first time she saw him.

Caesar - pan and genderfluid. He leans more towards the non-binary areas of the spectrum. He uses male pronouns for the same reason that Speedwagon did (they bond over it). He wasn't as in denial as Joseph about his crush, more exasperated about it. Like "this idiot??? Really ?? Do i just have bad taste??" he's quietly desperate. He doesn't really thinks his feelings are returned cause... You know (swift look to my "Caesar has self-esteem issues" headcanon). Of course this changes after the final battle. He really wanted children and loves Holly with all his heart. She's just too god for this world. He was surprised when Suzie declared him her little brother, like, three hours after meeting him,but it was nice? He likes having a sister *shrugs*.

Jotaro - demisexual and demiromantic. Otherwise, pan. Trans man :) He thought he was Aro-ace for a long, long time because really he didn't have any attachments. Until he met Kakyoin :D then he goes "oH this is what Mom and grandpa Caesar were talking about! It's. Weird. But nice??" he kinda... Likes being in love? It's nice and warm and hmmm he just likes it. It's even better since his feelings are requited.

Kakyoin - genderfluid! Also into men and greysexual (also autistic but like... This post isn't really about these headcanons) He's close friends with Caesar even with their age gap. He just never really met anyone who... Understood, you know. Never really had friends before. Also because I think that Caesar and Kakyoin would really be great friends :) he had a crush on Jotaro since pretty much... Half of their travel? It didn't take that long to be requited, really.

Avdol - gay Trans man! Honestly he thinks (jokingly... Or not) of himself as a moronsexual cause really Polnareff IS a moron.

Polnareff - also gay! Cis but likes to wear women's clothing from time to time? It's just comfy and pretty? *shrugs* he and Avdol are this "opposites attract" couple and honestly sometimes he wonders what he did to deserve someone like Avdol.

OK so I'm reading diamond is unbreakable right now and goddamn Josuke is such a sweetheart. I love him :D

Koichi : Bi :) and questioning his gender.

Josuke : Bigender! Demiromantic pan. He just can't imagine dating someone he isn't close of and I mean it's understandable! He's on the Ace spectrum too. Absolutely not neurotypical.

Yukako - Trans girl :D she doesn't really feels a lot of dysphoria cause she's well aware that she's beautiful but sometimes, rarely, it's kind of :/ but Koichi is always here to help her feel better :)

Okuyasu - non-binary! He just honestly doesn't gets the difference between being a man and a woman and how it feels?? Like what the fuck is gender guys. What the fuck. He's kinda confused (am I projecting my own confusion?? Maybe). He uses male pronouns cause his brother called him that so *shrugs* he's just used to it at this point? But when he tells his friends they ask him if he wants to experiment with different pronouns and he goes "uh. Yeah?" turns out he *really* likes ne/nem/Nir it's NICE. ADHD, so much ADHD. A sort of disaster omni that will have a sort of platonic crush on pretty much half of his friends but nothing too serious until he gets a real crush and then oh boy it's panic time.

Mikitaka - Non-binary! He doesn't even knows that humans are using a binary gender system (?). His pronouns are *shrug* he goes with whatever. Doesn't cares. He's also greyaro and Ace and in a queerplatonic relationship with Toyohiro Kanedaichi (oh my gods they were roommates). I would have said autistic but maybe he's just like that because he's an alien?

Toyohiro Kaneichi - agender and agenderflux. Also Aro-ace. Since they're cut off from society they can wear whatever they want and do whatever they want so... Yeah. They're the biggest anti-social ever and honestly mood. Also autistic and in a queerplatonic relationship with Mikitaka :) they're really happy to have someone who gets them to keep them company cause they may not want to get out of their tower but being alone full time kinda sucks.

Yuya fungami - Trans man! Poly and Pan. He and his girlfriends are all dating each other (if you tell me the girls aren't dating each other too I won't believe you) and honestly man they're just so pure this man is powered by his love for his girlfriends and I'm pretty sure those girlfriends could like take Kira out easily if they wanted to or were aware of his existence. He got a lot of dysphoria but his girlfriends are here to support him fully - one of them is Trans too and they all help each other :) (with cuddling because I really like the image). Yuya is kind of a asshole but he's still nice and respects his girlfriends so much 😔 they're all best friends and each other's... Support system? Moral support? I mean they all make each other happy and I really like their relationship.

I finished Vento aureo!! It's good!! It seemed so short tho, like it lasted what a week?? But it was good.

Bruno : cis pan man :) I already knew he was a Mom™ because of Tumblr but damn. He really is a mom. He always knew that he was pan and his dad was very supportive :) also I have this headcanon that he can sort of perform chest surgery with his zippers?? Like... I don't know why, but it's a headcanon I have? And that he helped young LGBT people in the streets, like to buy binders or find a support group :) he also has high-functioning autism and is dating Abbacchio. (tbh I headcanon him as cis solely because this man radiates trans/non-binary energy, so my mind decided that it would be funny if he actually wasn't, he's just the biggest trans ally ever)

Abbacchio : Bigender and dating Bruno. He never really... Thought about gender until he was already in the police, and then it was uh. Kind of a bad idea to be anything else than cishet. So he just... Repressed? Until he met Bruno and his kids, who helped him figure himself out. It was really nice to be able to wear dresses and such without feeling bad about it. He still feels some internalized transphobia because hey, years of repression don't go away that easily, but the gang is here to help him if it's bad and to leave him alone of he needs it :) also he has depression which is bad but his support system is good and he is improving :)

Mista : Bi ! Cis but he's the biggest, most enthusiastic trans ally (with Bruno). He considers himself Fugo's and Giorno's big brother (and Narancia's Best Bro™ with all those awful Bro jokes, I hate those but it's in character). Also he got some ADHD but like it's not too bad? It's more hyperactivity-impulsivity than attention deficit.

Narancia : some kind of non-binary but they're not sure which one and tbh they don't really care ? Like they're just... Vibing. Idk. They're just themselve ! (also. The sheer number of "I identify as an attack helicopter" jokes) greyace and greyaro, and the nastiest ADHD ever.

Giorno : Trans man, and also gay :D he rarely has any dysphoria moments but when he does, the gang is here for him :) he's Ace! (also I was thinking about him having OCD, but I'm not sure if it's valid since I don't know a lot of things about OCD).

Fugo : agender and nebularomantic ! (actually Fugo is my favorite character so i might be projecting a bit) They're autistic and let me tell you, I had a headcanon about them having serious anger issues before I knew that it was canon. They absolutely love having words to describe themselves because their parents were just. So transphobic and homophobic *sigh* but when they met Bruno, all genuinely got better. They really like labels and they're proud of their orientation :) which is kind of why Narancia's refusal to label themselves kind of angers Fugo. It's not that it's not valid!! No!! Fugo supports Narancia fully!! It's just that they don't understand not wanting to know exactly what you are and it ticks them off that Narancia CAN find out exactly what are his labels but doesn't. They have some sensory issues and most of the time, a meltdown mean Purple Haze, which Fugo absolutely does not like. They have purple noise-canceling headphones and a purple strawberry chewing necklace. They stim a lot, and at first they tried to disguise it as, you know, the "talking with hands"? (because let me tell you, with their parents, they would have been forced to hide that they're autistic. As such, they can pass as neurotypical with effort, but now they don't have to) but now they don't see why they would hide it, since the whole gang supports them :) they really don't like tight clothes, it itches, hence the holes.

(can you tell I absolutely dig the found family trope?)

Gonna edit this post as I read the manga.

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