#they'll be like Oh Thank God she is talking about carnivorous plants now we can work with this | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

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The key to dodging unwanted questions about your life at family get togethers around the holidays is to foster a reputation of having such an unhinged, all encompassing obsession with Chickens that it is considered god's latest miracle for you to talk about literally anything else, no matter how inane or off topic

#like okay aunties and uncles you can either consider me yapping about frame rate in animation close enough to a topic of common interest #or i can rave about how it is So Hard To Find a Boyfriend that All 6 of My Chickens unanimously approve of actually thanks for asking #your move #either way neither of us are winning this conversation #shut up me #chickens #tiny fluffy dinosaurs #the BEST animals #chickenblr #birdblr #would probably work for other obsessions outside of chickens but cannot personally vouch #can't argue with results though all of my family has given up on me not being Like This years ago 10/10 would recommend!#they'll be like Oh Thank God she is talking about carnivorous plants now we can work with this #that or you find out which family members are invested in the Chicken Lore and those are the ones worth keeping contact with

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