#they would hit so hard you can't even fanthom a possible comeback

[declamationark]

Would it be funny if the summoning ritual for the ghost king (danny) just cycles through the three dannys cuz they're all technically danny and the magic is going through a bit of a ??? error coding before defaulting to a randomized setting? Like, who do you think you'll get when you summon? Is it the actual ghost king Danny (14, sleep-deprived, sassy, ect), is it Dani/Ellie (technically toddler age, chaos-incarnate, ect) or is it Dan (huge, can throw you into space as a reversed shooting star, destroyed the entire world in a timeline, ect)? Who knows, not even the three do and they keep a board at home with scrawled tally marks and sidenotes where they roast each other

[memetic-trigger-hazard]

During the multiple Jokers incident the Jokers summons all 3.

As Harley later described over a sobbing Joker, it's was what the Joker had done to her, except in a few minutes instead of weeks.

Unknown to Harley was the time dilation effect. I mean yeah they still broke him in the first half hour, but these pasty little bitches had unfinished business and NO WAY were they dealing with the paperwork.

Would it be funny if the summoning ritual for the ghost king (danny) just cycles through the three dannys cuz they're all technically danny and the magic is going through a bit of a ??? error coding before defaulting to a randomized setting? Like, who do you think you'll get when you summon? Is it the actual ghost king Danny (14, sleep-deprived, sassy, ect), is it Dani/Ellie (technically toddler age, chaos-incarnate, ect) or is it Dan (huge, can throw you into space as a reversed shooting star, destroyed the entire world in a timeline, ect)? Who knows, not even the three do and they keep a board at home with scrawled tally marks and sidenotes where they roast each other

[dan-phan]

OP's tags: #the roasts get progressive OOOOHHH as time goes on#dp x dc#probably#the three of them try to one up each other EVERY TIME#the summoners quickly get pulled into the chaos#and probably get roasted so bad too#they have Jasmine Fenton as a sister#so the roasts are on an entirely different tier#they would hit so hard you can't even fanthom a possible comeback

Would it be funny if the summoning ritual for the ghost king (danny) just cycles through the three dannys cuz they're all technically danny and the magic is going through a bit of a ??? error coding before defaulting to a randomized setting? Like, who do you think you'll get when you summon? Is it the actual ghost king Danny (14, sleep-deprived, sassy, ect), is it Dani/Ellie (technically toddler age, chaos-incarnate, ect) or is it Dan (huge, can throw you into space as a reversed shooting star, destroyed the entire world in a timeline, ect)? Who knows, not even the three do and they keep a board at home with scrawled tally marks and sidenotes where they roast each other