#they should have gotten zookeepers on the worldbuilding team cuz like | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

pa-pa-plasma · 15 hours ago

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i am so close to making a genuine review for Jurassic World as a zoo from an in-universe perspective because they should have never been able to open in the first place. the husbandry & general treatment of the animals is revolting. this is like if that tiger king guy got a billion dollars & a private island, like it's actually so bad I don't think people understand how mad I am for these fictional animals. disgusted, honestly. no wonder they had to make it on a remote island if they'd been on the mainland they would've gotten swarmed by animal rights activists

#i'm rewatching Camp C again so i thought. hey. why not watch the movie for once too? mistake #man that poor t. rex. she is SO THIN!!! you can see her ribs & spine & her neck is like a fucking pencil!!!!#no wonder she has so much trouble hunting & killing things she is starving to death!!! her muscles are atrophied!!!!!! poor girl #usually when some media pisses me off this bad it's because of the writing #it says a lot that i've completely ignored that in favour of judging the animal husbandry #they should have gotten zookeepers on the worldbuilding team cuz like #not saying it's cool that people died but it IS a good thing Jurassic World shut down #ALSO WHO MADE & RELEASED A FUCKING QUETZALCOATLUS. WHY. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT #there is no fucking way i could watch these movies with other people i'd just be giving paleo & animal husbandry lessons the whole time #it literally took me three hours to watch a two hour movie because i was ranting to my cat the whole time

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