#they don't make em like they used to and personally i think its probably thatchers fault

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We've not even got the casting for the biopics yet but I can already foretell that the iPhone face is gonna be so bad.

Like society has spent the last 40 years systematically breeding out the genes required to make a face like Ringo Starr's (a great tragedy and one of the major signs of the decline of Western civilisation in my opinion) so I think sadly we are beyond the point of getting actors that actually look like them. They're either gonna have to give up and get some twinks in or do some weird Bradly Cooper-esque prosthetics work and I don't know which one I'd prefer