#they deserve each other’s gay ass and atrocious outfits

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He’s so stupid I would kill for him

@tanglelover thanks for the meme shirt dad

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Obi-Wan Kenobi, for the asks?

Thank you!  You always play along with my ask games and I have so much fun doing them!!!  (Ask meme here)

OBI WAN KENOBI

1: sexuality headcanon 

I waver depending on what mood I’m in.  Either I think he’s panromantic/sexual, or I’m in a THE JEDI ARE ARO CULTURE mood so he’s aromantic/pansexual

2: otp 

Definitely Obikin, I fell in love with these two assholes the first time I watched TCW and then I read the really super gay RotS novelization, and then I saw the actual MOVIES and ugh, they’re just soulmates.  They have such an electric dynamic, they work off of each other and they’re funny and they care and they’re the most competent and deadly team in the galaxy and if they wanted to and communicated more there would be literally nothing they couldn’t do together, and it’s frustrating because you know how much they care about each other but they never manage to get on the same level and arghhhhh.  Also I love the tragic lovers-to-enemies trope.  ALSO ALSO OBI WAN HELPED ANAKIN BECOME A FORCE GHOST AND NOW THEY’RE LIVING TOGETHER IN THE AFTERLIFE FOR ETERNITY HECK YEA BOIIIIII

Other Obi Wan ships I have are Obianidala, Obitine, Ventrobi, Quinobi, and Codywan on occasion

3: brotp 

Also him and Anakin lol, but also I really like his dynamic with Cody, so I’m torn!  OBI WAN AND AHSOKA HECK YEAH WE NEEDED MORE OF THEIR ADVENTURES AND INTERACTIONS.  GIVE ME AHSOKA IN THE OBI WAN SHOW OR GIVE ME DEATH.  Fucking ditto for Obes and Padmé, I would have loved to see their friendship that RotS said they had.  I’ve read like two or three or five of the supplementary books so there’s a lot I don’t know, but I like how the fans have written his friendship with Bail.  OH SHIT I TOTALLY FORGOT HIS DYNAMIC WITH QUINLAN ALSO YES THAT PLEASE.  I ALSO also love the fan canon created that Obi Wan grew up with Quinlan and Luminara both being around his age and that the three of them were friends, I think that’s super cute!!!!

4: notp 

Hmmm so like.  I don’t ship bash so pls know these are just what I personally don’t really vibe with, all ships are welcome on this here blog.  Also this is hard because Obes is kinda the fandom’s little black dress we can ship with anyone.  I guess I’d say I’m not a shipper of him with those who he doesn’t really have that much of an interesting dynamic with in canon, or I don’t see a potential dynamic with their personalities, idk?  Like, I never really got into Qui Gon’s character except for him just.  Being there?  In TPM so I never really shipped him and Obes.  Ditto for the Obi Wan and Rex ship that’s popped up and growing popular?  Like, I understand that that particular ship is more about taking two handsome and good guys who deserve happiness and pairing them up so they can be happy together, but idk just, they don’t really interact that much in canon and when they do they’re kinda just... there?  Again?  And yeah, I just don’t really see that much of a spark between them based off of their interactions or their personalities.  Idk, just my two cents.  Again, no offense to those who do ship it!

5: first headcanon that pops into my head 

Obi Wan Kenobi has exactly zero sense of style.  I’m sorry, but he doesn’t.  It’s just his dumb luck that he’s a literal supermodel who would look good in a paper bag.  He doesn’t even know he looks great in red because he says it’s not his color!  He’s more than happy that the standard Jedi tunics were predesigned cuz they’re comfy and in a neutral color and he never has to worry about picking out an outfit, and he does Not like getting dressed up for fancy events because he finds fancy clothing uncomfortable.  The Padawan chop cut he couldn’t help because Qui Gon also has no sense of style, but the mullet he grew out was all him and again, only looks good on him because he’s Obi Wan and he’s gorgeous.  The nicely styled shorter cut he has for TCW and RotS came from him deciding to cut the mullet himself when the war started so it would be easier to maintain, doing an absolutely atrocious job with it.  When he runs to Luminara or Quinlan or whoever in a panic because it looks like a Nexu tried to bite his head off and caught his hair, they take the opportunity and actually give him a decent hairstyle and he figures it looks nice so he’ll keep it.

6: one way in which I relate to this character 

Hmmm this is hard cuz guys Obi Wan is WAY cooler than I am.  I guess we both share a love of languages and linguistics, and we like to teach little kids stuff.  We also both love Anakin to death and would do almost anything for him, even when the little shit’s being a stupid-ass moron who makes awful choices and we really shouldn’t be defending for anything.

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character 

FUCKING BALD OBI WAN DURING THE DECEPTION ARC IN SEASON FOUR.  THAT THING SCARRED ME I HATE IT IT’S ATROCIOUS. Also, I... do not like the Kadavo arc, and pretty much every character in it gives me secondhand embarrassment, but I really don’t like his plotline there and it does give me secondhand embarrassment for a variety of reasons.  Also, just-- that moment in RotS when he’s fighting Grievous and decides that kicking the fucking metal cyborg’s leg would be a good idea and then hurts his leg?  I always wince like, my dude, what did you think was gonna happen? xD

8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

CINNAMON ROLL!  CINNAMON ROLLLLLLL!!!!!!!  Like yes I know, I know he’s not perfect, he makes a lot of mistakes and has flaws and I love him for those various flaws, but he is a genuinely good and kind CINNAMON ROLL who wants to be a good person and deserves a NAP and a HUG and NICE THINGS and ABSOLUTELY NONE OF ANAKIN’S FUCKING BULLSHIT

[tanglelover]

*SQUISHES THE BOY AND HIS SILLY SHIRTS*

No problem kiddo, he's absolutely rocking this shirt.

He’s so stupid I would kill for him

@tanglelover thanks for the meme shirt dad