#they call me the rambler. due to the fact i won't shut up.

[octothinq]

I know no one asked but if you WERE to ask me what breed of cat Sampo Koski would be I would say a Devon rex or an Oriental shorthair. Both are very smart cats, and very affectionate. Both are short haired cats, which I think fits Sampo Koski more than a long haired cat would. I won't elaborate on that. Oriental shorthairs are very friendly and playful, so they love playing games and are very easy to train. The Devon rex is just about the same, though due to their intelligence, they get bored pretty easily when it comes to training. Oriental shorthairs are very people oriented, and so is the Devon rex. Oriental shorthairs can't be left alone for too long, because of how much they love being around people, the same could be said about Sampo Koski to some degree. Though, I would argue that it only really applies to a younger Sampo Koski, since in his older age he seems more content in being a supporting character, but still. Sampo does seem to like being where the people are. The Devon rex is the same, also not doing well when left alone, but that's mostly because they get bored when there's no one around to play with them. The oriental shorthairs are very agile, along with being very good jumpers, and given what Sampo Koski does for a living, I would say that he is as well. He would have to be if he didn't want to get arrested. And the Devon rex looks like if a rat was turned into a cat, and that's also how I would describe Sampo Koski. But that's more of a personal thing than anything else. The Devon rex is also very good with kids, as they are pretty gentle cats, and though, I wouldn't call Sampo Koski gentle, I would say that he is also good with kids. I would say he has the Steve from blue's clues effect. So pathetic looking and acting that children genuinely believe they need to help this poor man. He's also shown to play around with The Moles, being one of the only adults in belobog who seem to actively do so. Moving away from that, the oriental shorthair is a very long cat, and if I'm remembering correctly, Sampo was described as long, or maybe that was just talking about his hands. I have it written down in my notes somewhere but I'm not looking for it because I'm already switching through tumblr and google, I'm not doing that with my notes too. Anyway The oriental shorthair is also a pretty muscular cat, which, unfortunately, applies to Sampo Koski as well, as he seems to be quite muscular as well, or just above the average person. Also the oriental shorthair is triangular. And Sampo Koski is also triangular.

Anyway um. I don't think any of this matters. The Devon rex and the oriental shorthair are the two cat breeds that I think Sampo Koski would be. Though, you could find connections between any cat and Sampo Koski. He could be any cat, really. Ragdoll, hairless, british longhair. Any of them could be him. I just fuck with the Devon rex and the oriental shorthair the most.

Anyway stay tuned for when I tell you what kind of rock Sampo Koski would be.