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Fuck it Friday!

I figured the Salad (saleddie) as best men who are secretly hooking-up fic should see the light of day in case i never finish it (i will finish it!!!! probably)

Tagged by the lovely @kinkleydiaz !

“So,” Sal says after a couple drags worth of silence. “Why are you avoiding the happy couple?” “I am not-” “Cause my excuse is that Tommy and I had a little oopsie once, years ago, and I hear this Buck kid is rabidly possessive. Not really looking to get my hand bitten off, you know?” Eddie hadn’t thought that the guy could have also been avoiding the party. Hadn’t wondered about the stiffness in his shoulders because he hadn’t noticed it before. But even if he had noticed, had wondered, that would not have been his bet. Tommy and this guy? This walking gym bro who talked like he watched too much Andrew Tate? This guy was gay?  This guy was Tommy’s fucking type? Really? This? He must make a face, then, because Sal shoots him a glare and waves his lit cigarette in  Eddie’s face as he mutters- “Don’t you give me that look Mr Pornstache, I don’t got no MAGA hats in my closet. I’m a perfectly nice, Democrat-leaning gay man.”

Tagging: @aringofsalt @xofemeraldstars @eddiestommy @evansboyfriend @stardustbuck @erodingsinner ummm i dont remember who else writes fics ?? so lets stop here xD