#they all try to privately bribe Laswell for information as to what the fuck she's talking about but they all seem to forget who she is

[laswells-ashtray]

I know everyone jokes about the 141's reactions to Price talking about shaving his beard, or even Nik's.

Gaz cuts him off before he can even finish suggesting it. "No."

Soap is less respectful, he just tilts his head and goes "I thought you liked the 70s pornstar look?"

Ghost gives him a subtle shake of the head. Years back, he interacted with a beardless Price, and while he wasn't ugly, Simon just doesn't think he could adjust to seeing it again.

Nik just privately threatens to put an end to their sex life until the beard grows back, but John remains undeterred. [Nik would never stick to the threat.]

It's Laswell who puts an end to the idea. "Remember Bulawayo?" "You're right, I'm too old to be bare-faced."