#therefore we must throw copius jokes about how much sex they're having so the people will clap and cheer
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maybe i'm just too aware of the meta but also it feels kind of impossible to avoid the meta of a dnd campaign. the copium is insane.
#i just think it's kind of hilarious that everybody BUT gideon's player has been putting in their two cents#MAYBE I JUST HAVEN'T SEEN EVERYTHING YET. BUT FROM WHAT I HAVE SEEN. IT'S JUST KIND OF FUNNY!#like the kremy can take three cocks joke is like woah haha funny scandalous blush but then i'm like. WOULD MACE MAKE THAT JOKE?#ABOUT KREMY?#i feel like i'm seeing beyond the veil. peaking behind the curtain. the people want them to be gay#therefore we must throw copius jokes about how much sex they're having so the people will clap and cheer#even if it doesn't really make sense for them to be having any sex at all considering how insanely repressed they both are#especially gideon. like. getting gay married was not enough to break the tension between them.#gideon only ever begrudgingly acknowledges kremy as his husband. IF HE DOES AT ALL.#gideon only plays the role of the distant emotionally unavailable husband so well BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING DISTANT!!!!!!#we laugh at their husband wife bickering but they're bickering because gideon Is Not fulfilling the role kremy wants him to fill#literally dying was not even enough to break the tension. least not for gideon. kremy at this point is all in#and gideon still!!!! does not notice!!!! and denies it!!!!!!!#from a character perspective i'm more than willing to take this as gideon having commitment issues and being repressed#but from a meta perspective i'm just like. does mace even want this????? everyone but him is in on it#and again so often it's jokes about them having sex with each other like BITCH I KNOW THEY AREN'T FUCKING!!!!! NO CHANCE!!!!!!#spose we shall see once it's off hiatus. here's hoping!
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