#there's handprints on his throne btw

[ruelin024]

Oh, to be a King.

One may make countless sacrifices, but many not worth the power in the end.

Poor Sans, to have won all glory, but lose everything.

[honeytama]

out of control bloodline! matt thoughts some smut 18+ under the cut

ty for @ladyveronikawrites post for making me not be able to think straight

GOD HELP

pics where his sides are showing are probably the closest thing we’ll get to seeing him shirtless and yknow what? i’ll take it. mans probably has an incredible body and i don’t blame him for keeping it to himself 🙂‍↔️✋

LIKE,, loookk at the definition in his ribs and waist area sheesh

i know that there’s sleeveless tees just practical for drumming but something tells me he thinks of them more than that…. he loves the way he looks in them and thinks it’s funny when he has a little nipslip now and again. alsoooo, idk if they sell them like that really? so he cut them himself, what a creative guy w his scissors aw

enough (never enough) about the sides of his torso what about his arms ?? matty i love you and your oversized tees but we only get to see half of your nerd tattoos?? Wtff :( his biceps and shoulders are being hid from the world let them breathe king

he just looks so good

thinking abouttt being gf of bloodline!matt 😢 and attending his rehearsals in the days before shows. he always get a little nervy,, which make him get testy with his bandmates but with you he’s just needy :( he likes to see your face smiling and head bobbing as you sit on the floor across the room from him. he got you a special pare of earplugs with his initials on each one bc he knows his drumming and screaming (I’m fainting) is loud and he won’t risk you having hearing loss due to him :(

imagine running your fingers down his bare sides as you two kiss while he’s on break from rehearsing,, giving him goosebumps mhmm

his bandmates tease him for it, but he just gives them the finger bc he’s got his pretty girl sitting on his thigh while he’s on his drum throne. they all eventually leave you to suck face for what matt knows is going to be a good 15 min. good enough time for him to get you both off !

matt prides himself in his drum set up,, always making sure it’s finely tuned and cleaned just the way he likes…. but he finds more pride in feeling your pussy clench around him while you whine and cry on his dick :/

he has two favorite, practiced, positions,,, ones you were nervous to try at first bc you didn’t want to destroy his drums but you went ahead and trusted his strong drummer arms and large hands to hold you in place.

numero uno ☝️ riding him while he’s on his drum throne,, he lets you lean back and rest your hands on his snare while his hands grip your hips to pull you up and down his cock

he reminds you to wear your favorite skirts btw,, it’s the only way yall can do this quick enough before his buddies are back!

dos ✌️ he likes to take you over the top of his large, floor tom. folded over it and fucking you from behind sigh

it’s great bc the sound proofed warehouse or garage or studio they practice in muffles your screaming and moaning his name,, and hides the sounds of his hands slapping and leaving handprints on your ass as you bounce on him 🙄

but his favorite part and he tells you this,, is how flustered you look afterward as the guys return to get to playing again. while you and matt know that they have no clue about your trysts,,, your humiliation and shyness of the thought of them being able to hear you makes matt F E R A L

he just loves to point out your messed up hair :/ or your skirt that’s just hiked up a lil too high :/ while in front of them!! ugh

[faces-ofvenus]

I would love to read something where Jace is a dom maybe a soft one because of his personality but it would be fun to see him being serious about his responsibilities and his duty and reader keeps teasing him until she earns a spanking ;) btw love what yor writings <3

warnings: contains adult content here, minors don't read, and if you don't like it either.

Brown with pure desire, lust and pleasure, he remembers the mischievous whispers she launched into his ear, she was teasing him, he knew it, upset maybe that he spent so much time away from her, but what could he do? He wanted to be with her too, kiss her, touch her, but being the future heir to the throne was consuming all his soul, and now she was there, dancing with a lord who looked at her like she was a piece of meat, Jace bit his tongue, trying to hold back his anger, he was never very good at it either, but this was an insult not only to him, but to his wife, yes you were married, he was yours of course, but you were totally his, you danced with the lord, but sometimes your gaze would only go to him, with a mischievous smile, a sweet but provocative look.

- My prince... Are you paying attention to what I am saying?

The Lannister lord who was discussing some commercial action with him, looked at him confused, for the first time since the festivities began, he managed to look away.

- I'm sorry, but I'll have to leave for now, Lord Lannister.

The man in front of you with the distinctive blond hair, and red and gold robes, felt like he couldn't say much, but his attention was totally diverted by other conversations, which Jacaerys didn't have much interest in, he then stopped you and the man who was perhaps getting very close to what was his, the man looked at you a little startled, walked away quickly, and apologized several times, Jace just rolled his eyes, when his gaze went straight to you, you gave him an "innocent" look, Jace knew that you were trying to get the worst out of him, it was rare but it happened, and/n knows how much he liked to keep his relationship to four walls, preferably the walls of his bedroom, but this time he just took your hand, which you certainly didn't protest, the force he took your hand was perhaps stronger than any of the other times, and honestly he didn't care if he was being totally discreet.

He threw you on the big board table, honestly Jacaerys was mad, you could only be messing with his head, in any other situation this would never happen, you ran your hands through his hair, squeezing lightly your leather, especially when your lips touched, bit and kissed his neck, moaning softly close to his neck, He squeezed your thighs with a force you would know would have a dark handprint for days to come, asking you to be quiet, even though you could hear the loud sounds of the party from where you stood, it wouldn't be too hard for someone else to notice your absence and quickly find you in this position, you almost completely naked, him attacking your body, and every bit of it.

- You provoked me too much you know, now do the work of apologizing.

Before you could let out a plea from your lips, Jace simply lifted you off the table, and dropped you to your knees, unzipping your pants, and releasing his already hard cock which slapped gently against your lips, you choked but honestly your mouth was salivating at the thought of what was about to happen, he took your hand by the chin, and forced you to look into his eyes, brown with pure desire.

- No, my sweet wife, you will have to show that you are truly sorry.

She grabbed both your thighs as a means to hold on better, while Jace did a little fluffing of his hair, messing up all the hair you had worked so hard to make for tonight, a night that had already been simply forgotten by both of you, you gave a little kiss on the head of his cock, he was letting you tease him, you knew it too well, going so slow it hurt, running your tongue lightly over the red head of Jacaerys, which made him let out little grunts, he let her tease him, for as long as she wanted, but when she finally started to suck his whole length, that's when Jace showed who was in charge of all of this, tightening his hand around her hair, he drove it in a fast, deep speed, that almost made her choke a few times, that only made him feel more pleasure, He stopped abruptly, giving her some breathing room, but y/n just kept spitting on his cock, and kept sucking everything, Jacarys threw her body back slightly, one hand free using the table as a support.

- You're sorry aren't you.

In response she sucked him harder, which made him grunt softly, before she could continue to show him how truly sorry she was for her actions, he pulled her up, her legs weak from the position they had been in before, and Jace sat her down on the edge of the table.

- Now you're going to have to be quiet little girl, or I'm going to punish you, and everyone will know what a slut you are when it comes to my cock.

You didn't have much time to answer, as you felt your walls open up and envelop your lovely husband's entire member, pain and pleasure mixed together and your vision began to blur, your loud moan was quickly covered by Jace's hand, who also gave a slight sigh, mostly of happiness, you were hugging him so tightly inside. He wanted to go deeper with you, he took you on his lap, you two still connected, you passed your legs around him, going even deeper he supported you on the nearest wall while his hands held your waist, going hard and hard inside you, you covered your mouth, knowing that if you released it everyone could find you, especially when you could hear some soul wandering around the castle, but Jace honestly seemed to have forgotten, he was hitting you hard, just wanting to be deeper inside you, his hands tightening around your waist, and to hold back his own moans that wanted to escape, he bit down a little hard on your shoulder.

When you felt that your release was almost coming, when his strokes home, you go little blurts, the prince turned her over and left her, leaning on the table, her feet landing on the floor, leaning over the table, her chest being crushed by the wood, while her moans now unable to be stopped resounded freely, Jace squeezing her ass, the lustful sounds their bodies made, back and forth, with his fingers digging into your ass, he squeezed harder, as he came inside you, you felt his cock pulsing, his hot ribbons expanding inside you, but before you could reach the point that you would be seeing as many stars as he was, Jace simply withdrew his cock and put it away as he leaned in close to your ears.

- That's what you deserve when you're being so rude in front of others, but don't worry, you'll come back at that party, and show that you're sorry and be a good wife, and you'll surely be rewarded.

He gave her a kiss on the lips and walked quickly out the door, back to the party, and left her there needy and sincerely horny and neglected, and now she could have two choices, stay or go.

I promised so much and delivered that forgiveness.

[droogiesanddiscourse]

NSFW Alphabet - John Milton

Original Message: “@woman-with-no-name​ Girl you can't say John Milton is hot and then not write some hot shit about him that makes you offer up your soul i mean com on 😏😏😏😏😏 Btw. I hope you have the best day, you deserve it 🙏💖💖 your writing ...JUST. I can't. 🥺👊❤️”

GIRL YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU!!! I am so excited you sent this...I literally cannot wait to start diving into this character. He’s..so spicy and was one of the first films that made me fall in love with Al Pacino >:) so let’s do a little NSFW alphabet to welcome him into the droogiesanddiscourse canon OKAY HERE WE GOOOOOO 

Warning: Smut, obviously. Degradation, mention of BDSM. 18+ ONLY! If any of this might upset you, proceed with caution. THIS MADE ME BLUSHALSDJFLKAJD OK! BYE! 

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He knows he can be quite the mischievous devil (WEH) in the bedroom, and sometimes he gets quite rough. You’ll practically unable to walk after he’s fucked you thoroughly to his liking. At the same time, no matter how much you love it, he knows you need to be taken care of especially after particularly rough scenes. So he’s got a great sense of aftercare and giving you what you require during these moments. 

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

For John, it’s a bit hard to choose his favorite body part. In general it’s a difficult question because of who he is. I mean, he is the devil, and he can basically shift his form to whatever he finds fit, or whatever is suitable for the situation at hand. So whatever your favorite body part is, that’s his as well. He’ll attempt to suit his humanly form of “John Milton” to whatever your darkest fantasies desire. 

On you, well he loves a girl with a great pair of curves / thicker thighs. He loves all body shapes and sizes, he firmly believes that all women are a blessing. But, he does have a bit of a preference for more chubbier girls. He loves being able to playfully squeeze your warm flesh during the act of lovemaking, and not. Ahem, and,,,um he’ll practically get on his hands and knees begging you to sit on his face with your permission, of course. His face is your throne akdjfklajsdf im blushing....

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He doesn’t care where he comes, just as long as it’s on or inside of you. That’s all he asks. 

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Man’s an open book, he has no dirty secrets. He’ll share every torrid, sinful detail of his previous sexual encounters, always watching your expression to see if you’re getting turned on by just his stories alone. He’ll often ask if you’d want to reenact them with him, especially if he notices you’re incredibly tantalized by any in particular. 

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He practically invented sex, and all it’s sinful components that go along with it. He’s the master, and you’re his humble, eager to learn student. And oh boy, what sights and pleasures this man is ready to show you. 

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Knows the Kama Sutra back to front, has memorized every position there ever was. Probably wrote a few positions himself in the distant past, who knows. He’s been around for a while. But nothing quite turns him on rather than bending you over his desk at the office and taking you from behind, especially after a full day of mutually teasing each other. He takes this opportunity to spank you as well, leaving red handprints as a reminder of his presence. 

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Playful, very much so. Especially if you’re more on the innocent side, he’ll do everything in his power to make you flushed, and screaming out his name. He’ll be one of those people who will slap your face with his member, coaxing you to take him inside your mouth. He’s incredibly vain and arrogant. 

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Again, he can change his appearance at will. Whatever you desire, he will provide, so let him know what your preferences are. Clean shaven? Done. Bit of hair? Done. Don’t even want him to shave? Done and done. 

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

In a way, yes? John does have passionate and strong feelings for you, but his lovemaking is often rough, quick, and dirty. So in his own way, yes it is very intimate. But to an outside observer not within your relationship, it might look like a casual “friends with benefits” hookup. But you know how important you are to John, as you get to see the man behind the businessman exterior. 

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Yep, especially if he knows you’re likely to walk in on him while in the act. And he won’t stop either, he’ll stare you down with those brown eyes, silently coaxing you over to him with a simple “come hither” of his index figure. He’s looking for you to...lend a hand, so to speak. 

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

The real question is what kinks DOESN’T this man have, I mean seriously. But I think the main one is the significant power play between the two of you - as your boss, but also as your lover in secret. And, well, the standard BDSM relationship tropes as well fit you. 

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere and everywhere, especially because he knows he can get away with it. If you get caught, he can practically buy his way out of any situation, or just shrug it off because of his high importance in society. People just tend to look the other way, not wanting to anger someone as important as Mr. Milton. 

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Literally everything, he’s motivated by the littlest things that you do, and is finding himself in a constant state of wanting to whisk you off to the nearest secluded spot and quickly fuck you to his heart’s content.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

So he’s rather adventurous, and his sexual appetite is practically insatiable, but the man knows the difference between consensual and non-consesual. He’ll never do anything you don’t want to partake in, and always asks for your permission before engaging in some of his more...devious ideas. 

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

John’s got a silver tongue, one that can charm the pants off of you within seconds. He loves your pussy, and practically worships it daily with his mouth. And he’s really, really good at it too. Again as mentioned before, he’ll constantly ask for you to sit on his face, digging his nails into your thighs. He’s incredibly skilled, knowing your body sometimes more than you think you do. 

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Always prefers a quick, hard fuck, but also knows how to make it sweet and sensual for you when the time is right. John will just “read the room” so to speak to what kind of mood you’re in. Then, he decides his plan of attack for the evening. Your mutual pleasure is always of his best interest.  

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Absolutely. Sometimes he just can’t help himself, he needs your body right then and there; pushing you up against the wall of the elevator between floors, bent over his desk, creeping his hand up your dress during a fancy dinner gala, it's all on the table. And if you try to deny him these acts of pleasure, he’ll make sure to show no mercy. He’ll make a scene if he has to. 

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

John Milton has no ounce of shame in his body, and is rather frank about his sexual desires. He’s always game to experiment and take new risks with you, and hopes you indulge him in his fantasies all the same. 

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can go for inhumanly long, sometimes it seems like he’ll never tire out. Because, well, he doesn’t. So he takes his cue based off of how you’re doing - are you tired? Do you want to go another round? Is he being too much? Just know if you ask John to fuck you all night, know what you’re getting yourself into. Because he can, and he will. 

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Oh he keeps an arsenal of toys in a little chest within his closet. When he feels you’ve been particularly good, he’ll bring it out, allowing you to choose which one you want to incorporate into your bedroom routine that night. 

However, he also has a collection of whips, paddles, and flogging toys for when you are particularly sassy, or mouth off to him. Sometimes you do it anyways just so you can receive his punishments. He’s a brat tamer, and isn't afraid to put your in your place. All in good fun, and with your consent, of course. 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

The biggest tease. I don’t think I need to expand upon this much further. 

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Not too loud, keeps his expressions of pleasure more within guttural grunts and groans as he reaches his peak. He’s also the master of dirty talk, holding your face in place as he whispers in your ear. He wants you to hear everything he says, every thought that’s going through his head as he fucks your gorgeous body. If you try to shy away, he’ll pull you even closer, making sure you can’t move. 

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Is such a horrible tease at work. As apart of your job, you have to take client calls. There’s been multiple times John has been fucking you on your desk when the phone rings. And every time, no matter how hard to attempt to ignore it, he’ll pick the phone up from the receiver and will hold it up to your ear. 

“Ms. (Y/N), I think you have a phone call.” He’d tease, still continuing to thrust into you. He doesn’t let up even a little bit. He makes you pretend nothing scandalous is going on as you talk to the client. You put on your best customer service voice, but John always attempts to make you slip up, and moan out on accident. It’s embarrassing, degrading, and humiliating. But you love it. 

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Like he can change his physical appearance at will, he can also change his member to fit whatever your preference is, as well as whatever you feel most comfortable handling. 

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

His sex drive knows no limitations, and it never truly goes away. He’s a horny man with a hot young girlfriend, and you think he’s not going to take advantage of every opportunity? 

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He will cuddle with you afterwards, always praising how good you did, how much he loves you, how he wants to spend every day next to you. He will make sure you fall asleep safe and comfortably. 

[maneaterwithtail]

My Star Vs S3 Finale Reactionary Thoughts

Globgor

Suffered from major Dad bod-itis Ah he's still yummy. Eclipsa played Star like a fiddle. She intervened WITHOUT the wand (check the purple blast in the midst of the fight) She didn't have a super detailed planned. She's more a fly by the seat of your pants Xanatos Speed Chess master. Helps when the competition thinks they are playing checkers and you've likely put (or have a standing) gag order on the living repository/speaker of the secrets of the royal family. Hell chances are SHE was behind the return of Glossaryk Those sequences in the magic world helped us learn things. Not least some world's "wellsprings of magic" have been sealed (Earth?) DAMNIT MOON we JUST got the damn realm clean and you had to go and super re-corrupt it. Given her handprints on the well its possible she STILL isn't uncorrupted after all that bathing in pure magic and stuff. Now we know how the unicorns as sources of magic work. Birthed by pure imagination and magic stuff they wander or get tossed in the wellsprings and.. well THAT. Also the "first one" has matured and gotten more...well weird. Okay this is my read. 

Eclipsa breaks out. She has no wand so her powers are at an all time low. She had little to no idea WHAT THE HELL is going on, likely with ASE spell she can peak and check some things out but she doesn't know where to look for everything (she DID somehow get from prison dimension straight to Mewni castle) and little context is had.

 In the interim she stirs up the pot, likely connecting with families new to power (Pigeons) and the disgruntled or craycray possibly even the high commission (then erases memories when that would be inconvenient) Then she turns herself over after charming Star and making SURE to social fu ("Hello, Moon how'd that spell work out for you?") any encounter Star would be present or likely get back to her on. (look she has a single focus BE FREE AND BACK IN POWER)  While "in prison" she sneaks about the castle OR gets messages out (feeding the birds and sending messages via Rich’s family) 

Its not a total act, girlfriends is kinda loopy and prefers to be spontaneous and, as she said, she has self control issues Anyway she knows dirty laundry (seriously I doubt the royal line of Mewni is, ya know, private information. She can count and put shit together) and likely has, as mentioned, good skill at "psychologically hurting teenagers and they deserved it" She got the perfect read on the phase and nature of Star and Moon's relationship. Moms and daughters and queens and princesses are ALWAYS like this /. She needs info on what happened she wants to be reunited with her husband AND her baby girl. For that she needs to get the High Commission to confess. she ALSO needs to clear her name and *legitimately* reclaim the throne. Meteora is exihibit A why going in hot wouldn't have EVER worked, if she wants to be Queen again. She'd fight every freaking step, be opposed unto the last if/when she got it, and then destroy the place. Nope the real sign of victory . . . TAKE IT GUL DUKAT That. I'm not sure she knew Meteora was Heinous. but regardless that's the wild card. She adjusts her plans further so she can get to her baby girl. Likely Rich was trying to shelter/corral her to the Pigeon castle for his "Sword hand dance" meme partner. But Heinous is HELLA unstable after centuries of brainwashing. She goes on a rampage. Eclipsa is not "ragey" but she loves a good troll and repays a grudge. Moon is built about being the perfect queen? She first turns that against her and then takes it away. Its why she tried to coo down Meteora the way she did. "Nasty ol' Queen" 

*Aside*

(that or the timeline of events is very VERY off, Eclipsa, her Hubby, and Meteora weren't taken down by Shastacan but by Festivia when she reached Majority. Either that's Festivia's spell OR Eclipsa CAN, as mentioned, cast without a wand and did that to Meteora in the first place. THAT'S why Shastacan called that baby Heinous. He'd seen it as a soul sucking monster) *end*

Anyway Eclipsa now has to move. She gets back to Mewni castle (somehow AHEAD of Meteora who is acting way more...sane and cognizant even by Divide) then when Meteora comes in she figures "dear I won't be a queen of the ashes balloons. She coaches that fight, either deliberately telling Meteora what to say or, as she does, set her up with just the right words^ BTW its possible she "hurt them psychologically" by using the de-aging spell to make her victims teens and then hit them with a memory eraser. Hmm her sigil changed from the eye to a ringed planet.  Maybe just as spoke on reddit a “Sailor Saturn happy ending?  As I mentioned in a prior Post Eclipsa is the classy grand dame of dark magical girl power and takes from Sailor Pluto The sigil is possible sign of character growth.. or when Eclipsa intervened with Moon she intentionally put all her corruption in her?  

Ugh just thought of this... likely her sigil was changed to match the monster one in her portrait because duuuuh, historical revisionist demonization. ^Seriously when and how and WHY would Meteora know Marco OR Tom was Star's boyfriend if she hadn't been informed by Eclipsa? Moreover that end fight AND intervention... just doesn't make sense if it isn't, partially, a play if not a plan. Think being on the field in a game. Eclipsa is running quarterback with the rare conversion and scrimmage. Even if every is idiots there are alot of them and they see her as an enemy BTW I thought Eclipsa was cleared in her trial why did Star have her locked up? Was assaulting her mom THAT big a deal? Hmmph rather quick abandonment of Mina is cookoo plotline OFF SCREEN. Talon is well characterized as something other than just the bro-rival. Can I just give it a thumbs up Hekapoo being loose isn't held against her. Then again this has to be a very libertine show with the implication of possible triad endgame more than the Kon-Cassie-Tim thing that ran in Teen Titans. I like that Tom still has some growing to do but he's not.. ya know, a total heartless jerk. I also like this finale used ALL the things set up And yes they ARE committing to Marco's time in the Hekapoo space being a thing for/with him now. Likely meaning we’re done with his Earth life, for good.  This is deliberately going out the way to make Star and Marco equals, something I feel was missing for most of S3. So sad despite multiple MULTIPLE backups Star's rescue plan didn't work. She divided herself and so ended up conquered, invited and begged her conqueror to save her and that they needed her to be saved. Masterclass Eclipsa showing Aizen AND Light Yagami - who couldn't stand the idea of the world not knowing they were under his judgement - how the plan is SUPPOSED to be played. Re: Glossaryck being a dick He's suffering a Hal 9000 or similar fritz. He is divided to serve two masters. Or more likely he's always serving the previous queen their prior edicts and so on acting as the ground rules her must obey...? No doesn't work with "into the wand" where Queen Moon has a directive and then Star just demands he break it. Basically Eclipsa did something where he couldn't reveal a list of things but one of the things OFF the list was "Globgor"

That or he was testing them to see which one passed the trial of wit and wisdom to see who would ascend.  Eclipsa being clever, sincere...ish, and dynamic along with POWERFULY (and practiced and sure in her power btw folks aside from speed and practice and minimalism her spells don’t do more effect to Meteora than Butterfly’ed Star.

Seeing as Eclipsa never winged up even with a Dip down?  Its likely the Festivia-Butterflies are part monster

@talkingrainbowstalkingpuppies please pass this on to Scrooge, looking forward to next week’s podcast

@sunder-the-gold your thoughts? Am I honeypotting this? Also thanks again for that excellent Jesus Smash post

Also @godizilla-daedalus725 @vicki820 and uhm @fathmecomic (check out his comic y’all ‘cept you sunder I know not your thing)