#there's a weird sex scene

[abirdie]

Gael García Bernal in El Ardor (2014, dir. Pablo Fendrik)

(these gifs also feature Alice Braga)

Gifs are all 540px wide so you can click to see larger.

[other gael filmography gifsets]

[seenthisepisode]

“jensen wouldn't be able to differentiate between me and cas” misha my dude jensen is not even able to differentiate between dean winchester and himself so

[its-the-ratdawg]

contrary to popular belief the weirdest sex scene in Hannibal was not the kaleidoscope lesbian sex scene or the foursome scene which included Hannibal as an antler demon, it was absolutely the scene where they didnt have sex and they ate those birds instead

[tiktaalic]

i do think jensen playing dean winchester for so long has permanently damaged him because when he did that cop show (big sky) he was lagertha's love interest and at the end of the season he was like. in an interview like. well, you see. it's complicated, it's nuanced. are they even attracted to each other. it's companionship. i didn't wanna kiss her in our last scene where we're having a deep emotional conversation and so i didn't. he sets himself up then goes. look what you people did to my career

jensen voice and i was so caught up in a world where romantic relationships are gay and therefore it is my duty to make them unspoken that i forgot that when love interests are women they could be consummated

[stillgotme]

my attention's on you

[sunforgrace]

you guys please understand they were going to say “CASTIEL’S PERSONAL HEAVEN” and paper the walls like a teen girls room with pictures of dean pictures of dean’s face PLASTERED onto the bodies of beefcakes all while cheek to cheek blares out. as brought to you by fucking metatron

[tevintersoldier]

watching the vex and percy sex scene felt almost illegal oh my god

[hooved]

i just think they've fucked

[epiphainie]

bucktommy going from their outside clothes to their pjs in buck's loft :')

[spiderbitesandvampirevenom]

for real though. how fucked up and tone deaf is it to have the one black character in the whole main ensemble literally sign himself over as contractual property to a (very blatantly white coded) devil. and then fantasy-racewash him as punishment for not murdering karlach in cold blood. like larian what the fresh hell were you thinking?!

[sluttypatrickstar]

reading smut is not a substitute for a personality

[yujeong]

You know, people suddenly loving Tonkla at the expense of Great isn't the win I wanted nor needed.

[maxfieldparrishes]

Some Thoughts™ about PUSSS (Potential Upcoming Sex Scene Scenarios)

Oh god I'm dying of curiosity oh god

These scenarios depend on 2 factors: 1) when the scene happens in terms of the 3-act structure, and 2) who, specifically, is getting nasty. Is the sex scene going to be in Act 2 specifically, or is that a blanket warning for the next 2 acts together? I'm not sure 🤨 🤔

So, in response to these incredibly pressing questions, I have come up with the following ideas:

If it's in Act 2 and...

Caitvi: I highly doubt it's going to be real - I'd be willing to bet it's a drunken dream or hallucination of Vi's after her downward spiral starts, which... you know, totally understandable 🥺

Not Caitvi: I doubt it'll be Mel/Jayce 2.0 as they appear to be otherwise occupied 😬 Sevika, maybe (I wish), but I don't think so, I don't think they'd allocate screentime and resources for that, as much as I'd love it because I KNOW in my SOUL that Sevika can FUCK... As for Timebomb - they'd need to do a LOT of heavy lifting wrt their relationship in, considering the quick pacing of this season, a very short amount of time to sell that, and I don't see that happening, I just don't think it's possible to execute it that well. There's also Ambessa and whichever twink she's choosing to obliterate. Last option, and one that pains me to consider, is Caitlyn and a rando. She's also dropping straight towards rock bottom and making bad and impulsive choices - meaningless breakup rebound sex with a random hot girl is something I can see her doing tbh ��\_(ツ)_/¯ (I think Vi is going to be too busy fighting, self-isolating, and frankly too drunk for this to be a choice that she makes, compared to Cait)

If it's in Act 3 and...

Caitvi: I'd be willing to bet on it happening after they reconcile, or near the end of the series - maybe even in the last episode. Who knows?

Not Caitvi: idk, could be anyone

Looking at all this, I'm willing to bet, say... 85 to 15 that it's going to be Caitvi. The question I have is when, because that's going to drastically affect and set the tone for the scene. I will say that, personally, I hope a Caitvi sex scene isn't a dream without something (like a real sex scene happening in Act 3 👀) to soften that impact - "it's not real!" would feel like something of a cop-out to me, and I'm sure a lot of viewers would be hurt by the writers making that choice, but... we'll see.

Thoughts? Comments? Let me know what you think is going to go down (aside from the lesbians on each other at some point 🥰)

[hpowellsmith]

These haphazard ideas for blogposts keep rotating in my brain:

writing interactive sex scenes in ways that I personally think are appealing and characterful

how characterisation can interweave with dom/sub dynamics in interactive sex scenes and how to make those dynamics feel well-rounded (I feel like this could be its own thing in addition to the above)

my specific feelings about the kinds of cute/adorable characters that are often called golden-retriever

various ways to write nonbinary MCs and NPCs without being weird about it

various ways to write gender-selectable characters in a way that I personally enjoy

[italianpersonwithashippersheart]

So I am not sure I should say anything because I am not super vibing with We Are the series and it does feel like I am raining on people's parades but about that NC-17 rating

I was curious so I went to look it up and not only does MyDramaList says We Are the series is 13+ but when I went to look on IQIYI I noticed that a lot of the BLs on there were labelled 18+ even not warrented (as in not rated that in MyDramaList and doesn't really have any content that would make them that) like Even Sun (the BounPrem show/ad thing) My Only 12% and some others.

To be fair a lot of the BLs on there are legitamately 18+ so it might be a mistake?

IDK I just think that maybe expecting a high sex scene because of the rating on IQIYI might be setting some people up for dissapointment.

Tagging some of the mutals that I know have been curious about this: @poetry-protest-pornography @respectthepetty

[markedbyindecision]

Some moments I like from The Onion’s Sex House

(aka the best and most horrifying satire of reality tv ever made)