#there's a stretch of time where he's kept afloat only by venues hiring for his name alone
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Visit Tumblr Blog
Explore Tumblr blogs with no restrictions, modern design and the best experience.
Last Seen Tumblr Blogs
Fun Fact
If you dial 1-866-584-6757, you can leave an audio post for your followers.
Text
Expanded Universe AU where Jacen Solo pursues a career in stand-up comedy. Is this anything
#i'm envisioning it like. after the yuuzhan vong war#he gets sick of the philosophizing stuff and decides to pick up a few gigs#at first the name is more of a draw than the actual routine#but eventually everyone starts to actually become fond of his lame humor and bizarre lived experience#(“so when i was 8 we attended a gungan underwater masquerade ball on naboo. anyone here been to one?” *dead silence* “ah. okay then”)#there's a stretch of time where he's kept afloat only by venues hiring for his name alone#and by anonymus donations that he's pretty sure come from hapes and his parents#at one point he does a show for starfighter command because wedge is a softie and also intrigued#jacen spends the entire show relating their most ridiculous childhood escapades. jaina is mortified#at some point the nri have to sit him down like. here are a list of topics you are not allowed to talk about because it's classified#like “yes your bits about the corellian insurrection are funny. however they also pose a threat to galactic security”#star wars#jacen solo#star wars expanded universe#star wars eu#star wars legends
4 notes
·
View notes