#there's a dude eating raw fish from the tank for hell's sake while a famous actor just shows up and steals the sister of the house | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

spotforme · 1 month ago

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it's funny watching an old movie because there will be someone "slipping on a banana peel" and it is the most gentle landing you ever did see, they essentially just sat down while looking a bit panicked.

and then there are those other moments in the same movie where they literslly throw a log at someone's head, and now i'm not talking about the kinda log you set fires with, no no, i mean half a fucking three, you can see the actor very carefully aming so as to not actually hit and murder the others with that murder weapon of a projectile

#and there are so many fucking moments #the first 40 minutes is slow and all but hell does it ramp up #there's a dude eating raw fish from the tank for hell's sake while a famous actor just shows up and steals the sister of the house #“where did you get your baby'' ''from a friend'' ''you mean a girlfriend >:('' ''no. i mean your husband''#what the hell was even going on at the end #all the women (except the actor and the sister who are having the time of their lives in the garden watching explosions) are in shambles #they think their husband's are all cheaters because of oh so many misunderstandings while the husbands are actually just #busy basking in the shade with some advertisers and trying to throw banana peels to the feet of their mother-in-law

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