#there isn't enough caffeine in the world rn

[emometalhead]

I am sooooooo tired. I love festivals so much, and I'm sad it's already half over, but like dude I am exhausted.

[vei-isabean]

Im Pan/demi

Obsessed with making this post rn lol

No drugs Only prescribed meds

Idk never thought bout piercings

Kissed? Other than family like 2 I think

My dream house is comfy and just full of me things

Jealous of normal people for being able to do shit

Porn i watch? Smutfics and art/comics, never can find a vid of the shit I'm into lol

Why would I tell you if I had a secret side blog

I don't have an interest in travelling so I'd just teleport home

Fantasy? Wake up in the body I want maybe with magic cause that's cool these usualy end up horny

A cute nipple piercing would be cool but sounds painful

I don't really spend money so a mil would just sit in my account, tho If I had to spend it'll be on my pc and cute things like clothes, plushies, etc

Not in a relationship, for me there isn't a distinction between platonic/romantic/sexual relationship it's really just how much I like them and what they're comfortable doing with me

Idk if I follow porn blogs, probably do tho

I am perpetual angry at capitalism and the government

Don't particularly want tattoos but if I did it'd just be cute shit

I'd change my name to vei but don't care enough to do the paperwork and don't want to deal with telling people who already know my birth name

I'm obssed with anything that interests me

Idk who I'd say would be my best friend, but they're all nice and cute

I don't think I've seen any here yet that would be my type, so I can't really tag someone who is hot

I don't have any favourite artist/bands

I'm not interest in travelling

Perfect Friday night would be comfy maybe with someone maybe horny

I like Winter and fall

My pet peev would be people not actually considering other people's argument and being to focused on convincing others

Idk who I'd say is the funniest person I know

I think most mainstream media is overared

There isn't anyone in particular that I want to talk to

Physical books are nice but ebooks are convenient so idk

I'd like to see a world where science had advanced to the point where people can just mess with physics, so magic basically

If money were not an issue my wardrobe wouldn't look much different probably just more clothes

I don't like coffee, caffeine just gives me a headache

I don't have a crush on anyone other than the made up people in my head

I do still care bout my previous ex, it just didn't work nothing more to it

I don't have any tattoos

I don't drink, don't like alcohol, wouldn't go with my diabetes either

I am virgin, don't expect that to last

I don't have a crush on any mutals

22

I'm the hottest person ik :3

I don't have a guilty pleasure, there is nothing that I like that I feel guilty or ashamed about

Does smut count as erotica, if so then yes if no then no

I haven't been on a date that I'd describe as bad

90

I'm not interested in marriage

Ideal partner would be taller than me big dick, someone who is fun and intelligent

I text my mum the most I think

Cloudy and a comfortable temperature

Be nosy

1. What’s your sexual orientation?

2. What are you obsessed with right now?

3. Ever done any drugs?

4. What piercings do you want?

5. How many people have you kissed?

6. Describe your dream home.

7. Who are you jealous of?

8. What’s your favorite show to binge?

9. Do you watch porn?

10. Do you have a secret sideblog?

11. If you could teleport anywhere in the world right now, where would you go?

12. What’s one of your fantasies?

13. Do you have/would you get your nipples pierced?

14. How would you spend a million dollars?

15. Are you in a relationship?

16. Do you follow porn blogs?

17. Are you angry with anyone right now?

18. What tattoos do you want?

19. If you could change your name, would you? What would you change it to?

20. What is something you’re obsessed with?

21. Describe your best friend.

22. Tag someone you think is hot.

23. Who are five of your favorite bands/musical artists?

24. What are three places you want to travel?

25. Describe your perfect Friday night.

26. What’s your favorite season?

27. What’s your pet peeve?

28. Who is the funniest person you know?

29. What’s the most overrated movie?

30. Tag someone you want to talk to but have been too shy to message.

31. Do you like paper books or ebooks better?

32. If you could live in a fictional world, what world would you pick?

33. If money was no object, what would your wardrobe be like?

34. What’s your coffee order?

35. Do you have a crush on anyone?

36. Do you still have feelings for any of your exes?

37. Have any tattoos?

38. Do you drink?

39. Are you a virgin?

40. Do you have a crush on any of your mutuals?

41. How many followers do you have?

42. Describe the hottest person you know.

43. What’s your guilty pleasure?

44. Do you read erotica?

45. What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on?

46. How many people do you follow?

47. If you could marry any celebrity, who would you pick?

48. Describe your ideal partner.

49. Who do you text the most?

50. What’s your favorite kind of weather?

[punkscowardschampions]

Rio & Nancy

Rio: How's your head? 💀 Nancy: Don't talk to me, like. I can't read and I don't know Nancy: Living that philosophy as I embrace death Rio: 😂 First time embracing the porcelain is it Rio: Babe, you gotta hold on, drunk you was spilling secrets and I need to know if she was chatting shit! Nancy: I mean, I've had some bad 🍣 before I turned full veggie back in the day but this Nancy: Oh god Nancy: OH GOD 😱 please spare me the details....I can't Rio: I wouldn't go there rn babe Rio: not in your weakened state, unless you wanna repeat Rio: S'alright, it was good news! From what I caught Rio: 💕 Nancy: It's so not alright Nancy: Rio, help me, I made everything worse when I came home last night, okay? And I Rio: What did you do? Nothing that can't be sorted I'm sure, everything seems more drastic in the morning but I'll let you know Nancy: No it's really bad Nancy: I sent some texts and I seriously can't even read them Nancy: Drunk + Dyslexic = I can't tell Nancy: What's she gonna think? Nancy: I'll have to move schools again! Sorry mum Rio: Oh honey, we've all done it Rio: sure this mystery girl has herself, no shame Rio: best thing you can do is tell her that you were more than a lil tipsy, laugh it off Rio: she'll think it's funny but you know, not tell the world funny, and problem sorted Rio: did you send 📸s? Nancy: But Nancy: How? Nancy: I can't be like oh hey so I forgot you gave me your number when I first moved here and you probably did too but here's the thing Nancy: Thankfully when I've got a drink in me is the one time I put the camera down Rio: That's good then, not gotta deny they're your tits, like Rio: That's chill, unless you drunkely told her your stalking her, which clearly not Rio: soz wrong number that shit Nancy: JESUS CHRIST SHE IS TYPING Nancy: Murder me Rio: Imma wait 'til I hear what she's gotta say Nancy: I can hear you with the 🍿 from here Nancy: Enjoying yourself? Nancy: 😭 Nancy: Trust me to pick the one person who actually replies to a drunk dial Rio: Hush, been waiting for this day forever Rio: 😏 she likes you Nancy: She likes that I'm openly gay too Nancy: We're outnumbered at school Rio: Omg is it Erin Rio: Yeah she's so down Rio: and she's cute Nancy: That's not her name at all so now I wanna know who you think you have the gay scoop on Nancy: Not just a blatant subject change while I cringe myself to the grave, clearly Rio: Is that not her name? Rio: I forget Rio: Something like that Nancy: She is Irish so a fair guess Nancy: So many Erin's in our year Rio: Init Rio: in form though Nancy: I can't talk about her and to her Nancy: With this hangover, come on Rio: Drink your water and suck it up sugar Rio: Why not? Rio: Whatever her name is, obvs about it Nancy: Maybe but Nancy: no Rio: Don't hurt to have a few on the backburner Rio: and she clearly ain't offended you have 😉 Nancy: I don't want anyone on the backburner, thanks Nancy: If you're not gonna be all in, what's the point? Rio: Then go for it Rio: no? Nancy: she wants to cure me with coffee Nancy: what do I do? Rio: How gay Rio: go go go! Nancy: looking like this? Nancy: she's not right for me but thats just rude Nancy: I don't want her to think I don't think she's gorgeous and cool and Rio: 🙄 Rio: what are you like Rio: put some lipstick on and pull yourself together Rio: you'll be fine, got genetics on your side, like Nancy: so has she Nancy: do you seriously not know who she is? Rio: Not like I been scoping myself Rio: send me her facebook or something Nancy: [Sends it] Nancy: Now do you get it? I can't go Nancy: She looks like she stepped out a music video and I Nancy: doomed from the start lesbian cliches are not how I'm trying to spend my summer Rio: Nah don't be silly Rio: You're gorgeous Rio: She is the one I was thinking of, remember the name now I gotta Rio: then don't be angsting from the sidelines, if that's not what you're about 😜 Rio: Seriously though, it's just coffee, no harm in it Nancy: Yeah? You think? Not like a big mug of me leading her on Nancy: It's not that I don't wanna spend my day in cafes with pretty girls but Nancy: Like I said, if you're not all in, isn't that just time I won't get back Rio: God no, you're not promising shit with a latte and she ain't asking, necessarily Rio: what would you be doing otherwise? Rio: accepting death from your bed Rio: honestly, a date can end with an outcome that ain't a marriage proposal, and it will still be alright Rio: you gays Nancy: I just Nancy: I feel weird about it Nancy: None of this is ideal, you know what I mean Nancy: and I've not had a string of bad dates I can add this to the pile of when I fuck it up Nancy: or any, like Rio: You've got this Rio: Not gonna utter the phrase be yourself but do, like Rio: first time for everything Rio: might even enjoy it Rio: get a caffeine hit if nothing else but honestly, she was alright from what I remember Nancy: as long as I don't irish up my coffee, yeah? Nancy: how embarrassing can I be Rio: 😂 Rio: I don't know how much there is to be said for hair of the dog really so yeah Rio: wouldn't ask the barista that with a wink Rio: slow your roll, gurl Nancy: what did I say? what did I do? Nancy: good lord Rio: I missed some of it Rio: you called your brother out, I remember that much Rio: fashion police 🚨 Nancy: okay that's funny Nancy: saving grace kinda Rio: Knew you'd like that 😏 Rio: might need to ask/apologise to Junie Rio: he looked fairly traumatised so he's probs got the best scoop Nancy: oh Nancy: that'll be why he's not checked in Nancy: scared I might still be drunk Rio: Bless him Rio: your a first ahead of him now, like Nancy: baby boy Nancy: I won't tell him about my non-date then Rio: He'll be happy for you, I'm sure Nancy: What should I wear? I've been extra enough in her inbox without doing it in person Nancy: Genuine question I'm not just doing a girly stress Nancy: I'd ask Mum but she's not in my corner right now Rio: 😬 awks, maybe do irish up your coffee just for the look of the thing #proud Rio: definitely nothing too tryhard but summer's great 'cos dresses are so low-maintenance but always look flattering Rio: go for a maxi since you can tall bitch Nancy: this is a disaster Nancy: im gonna look like a rich girl trying to hang Nancy: whatever I do Rio: Nah Rio: could run over to ours and borrow something if you're really worried but honestly Rio: avoid blatant branding and people never spy Nancy: Tempted as I am to get Billie to bless me Nancy: I don't need everyone asking why I need it Rio: I feel you Rio: Nosy bastards Nancy: There's gonna be enough questions after last night Nancy: next time stop me I beg you Rio: Throw myself on the tequila bomb, got it Nancy: Tequila, was I? Rio: you were warned Rio: s'a killer, babe Nancy: Oh my god Nancy: I'm an idiot Rio: Christ, if you are then there's no hope for the rest of us Rio: it was a party, s'alright to let loose every once and a while Rio: reccommended, in fact Nancy: that's not what I was doing though Nancy: 🙈 Rio: cut that tongue loose Nancy: Rio! 😳 Rio: 😂 Nancy: I know you probably haven't realised when I'm such a pro at keeping secrets, like, but I'm just a big gay mess who's never been kissed Rio: Everyone starts somewhere Rio: it's not as hard as you think it is, trust Rio: you'll be fine when it comes to it Nancy: Yeah, you and my brother! 😞🤒 I know you were young but still can't believe you let him Rio: 🙉 Shh Rio: Don't remind me Nancy: Sorry but it cheers me Nancy: I'll never do anything that awful 😂 drunk or sober Rio: Yeah, reckon if you go there we need to have a bigger, realer talk, babe Rio: no excusing twincest Nancy: ⛔⛔ Nancy: Okay I'm going before you put anything else in my head that I'd need more than a few drinks to get out Nancy: No asking for details 'cause you aren't getting them Rio: 👻 Rio: Spoilsport Rio: Enjoy tho 😘 Nancy: Thanks 🤞

[sukirichi]

i finally read reckless fic after avoiding it so many times due to finals and im crying because we still have until next week before the sem ends and now all i could think about is how good this fic and how it'll occupy 3/4 of my thoughts instead of stu(dying) also how ASIAN PARENTS ARE SO MANIPULATIVE AND PRIME EXAMPLES OF GASLIGHTERS !!!

satoru keeping y/n at distance to keep her away from his toxic fam hits so close to home. couldnt really blame if he just resorted to cut his ties with her in such an asshole way possible :((( also gojo mama? knew something was off when she treated y/n OVERLY nice??? like maam that isn't enough to mask the problems in your family and the best example is your own son without having stable relationship despite the loving family façade you present. u know how my profs in psych told when guy has problem with his romantic pursuits, his mom probably never loved him 😕

and valeria rang omg i thought she was this 'yas girl power' but still manipulative as gojos. tho im sure as hell if u are exposed to the business scene and to get that successful at a young age, qualities like making people bend at their whim is like on their checklist. and THAT TWIST AT CHP 5??? GOJO MAMA WILL BE CRYING AND WANTING Y/N TO MARRY HIS SON RIGHT AWAY SHE KNEW IT

and y/n being loyal and questioning why satoru is acting like that all of the sudden just breaks my heart. imagine that she already had her walls down when she rejected the offer of valeria without her realizing it then promise breaker satoru tells that she isn't significant in his life was 💔💔💔 goodluck winning her trust again sir. also i want to know how y/n will react if she knew valeria was her mom?? will she accept her or hate her seeing that she isn't dead and will she hate her dad from hiding the truth and making her not quite suffer by making her feel a burden with his other family? oh noooo i cant help it but i dont want her to end up with satoru. no one deserves to be tied with that fam 😤😤

on that note, i wouldnt mind having a second male lead and would gladly accept if its geto. best friend turned into lover rival triangle?? yes yes second lead syndrome is real and i refuse to believe this isn't a kdrama WHICH I LOVE?? first i was getting what's wrong with secretary kim vibes now im getting the heirs and how is this only chp5 😭 my fried brain can't process this

also queen suki how have u been? pls dont forget to hydrate as we gotta keep our precious brain cells happy and unbothered 😊 take care always 💖💖

-🍳

heloo i just want to clarify that not all asian parents are toxic and i dont generally view them like that and no im not an asian-hating anon as im asian myself ohhhhhhh im so embarrassed bcos i sent that ask while high on caffeine and now it has died down i just want a sinkhole appear on the ground and swallow me 😭🤧

OH NO EGG ANON I HOPE YOU DO WELL ON YOUR FINALS AND THAT YOU TAKE STUDY BREAKS AND DON’T OVERWORK OKAY???

yeah my heart hurts for satoru, he really didn’t have much of a choice in this 😔 if he did try to help her somehow, his mother would just blacklist y/n. exactly oh wow you caught on that, like the issue was raised that if gojo is this oh so perfect guy, then how come he seems ‘alone’?

ofc he can perfectly be happy and single, but the fact he’s constantly avoiding serious relationships with others and has a very mysterious past makes you wonder just what he is hiding 🧐 and omg as a psych student, i can’t disagree with that, it’s always about the mommy/daddy issues 💀

yeah that was the thing, y/n didn’t accept valeria’s proposal because 1) her world wasn’t something she wanted to be involved in and 2) she was warming up to gojo then he did that so yikes. as for how y/n would react with the revelation she’s from money, we’ll find out in the next chapter 🧐

ugh omg PLEASE i love model photographer geto sm?! I would so love that love triangle where geto becomes the second male lead bcos second male leads are usually always better 😫 plus geto already called us pretty so uwu 👉🏻👈🏻 oh my gosh wow i actually based satoru’s office from memory in the vice chairman’s office in what’s wrong with secretary kim! i haven’t watched the heirs tho, is it any good?

YESSSS i’m going after the kdrama vibe so expect some rom-com every now and then 💕 yeah omg me realizing i’m only on ch5 and i’m like OH CRAP IT GETS WORSE 😭 and for your next ask, i understand that it was more directed to reckless so no worries!

ah well you know,,,i’m not okay rn ( •᷄ - •᷅ ) and thank you so much, please take care of yourself too!

[sordid-symposium]

oo i havent been sent one of these in so long, tyyy!

ok answers!

- fav colour: im a bit colourblind so im kinda intimidated by colours tbh.. but! i do like a deep red or maroon

- how long have u been on tumblr: idk exactly, but i joined sometime in highschool so ill guess 2015 plus or minus a year

- dream travel destination: tbh i just want to travel to where my friends are, the people im with are so much more important than the place that i am. that being said, i absolutely love how crystal caves look so i wanna go in one of those

- fav clothing brand: uhh whatever is easiest to steal or thift lol

- fav singer: my partner, koi canis 💕🥰💕 asides them, blood girl, stomach book, and local news legend are favs (highly recommend all of them)

- current phone lock screen: a cute pic that someone posted and said anyone could use for free as a wallpaper. unfortunately, tumblr refuses to let me send it, its got budgies and cake rolls

- current hyperfixation: i could talk 2 u for hours about magic the gathering and my decks and the current meta and optimization etc etc

- relationship status: platonic partner, no romantic partners rn

- dream job: teaching anatomy or animal physiology (or just any animal biology stuff really) at a uni

- fav ice cream flavour: will i get booed if i say ice cream isn't my preferred desert? i still like it well enough though. if sherbet counts then i do love a nice lime sherbet

- fav non-tumblr social media: does discord count? if not, then none. i use insta, but hate every moment of it

- any pets?: yes!

- what kind?: hes the best dog in the whole world, hes a mix of several things. shephard, elkhound, ridgeback, and husky, i think

- tea or coffee?: i dont like caffeine so herbal tea 4 me

- tag ppl: @working-on-a-whim @brokeyuppiepunk @boreal-forest-goth

i was tagged by @jumpsuit-jumpsuitcoverme to answer these random questions (thank you sm violet!). sorry for making a brand new post for this. anyway:

questions:

: ̗̀➛ what’s ur fav color

: ̗̀➛ how long have u been on tumblr for

: ̗̀➛ wheres a place u always wanted to travel to

: ̗̀➛ what’s ur fav clothing brand(s)

: ̗̀➛ what’s ur fav singer/band(s)

: ̗̀➛ what’s ur current phone lockscreen

: ̗̀➛ most recent/current hyperfixation

: ̗̀➛ what’s ur relationship status

: ̗̀➛ what’s ur dream job

: ̗̀➛ outside of tumblr, fav social app

: ̗̀➛ do u have pets

: ̗̀➛ if u do have pets, what kind/how many

: ̗̀➛ do u prefer tea or coffee

: ̗̀➛ whats ur fav ice cream flavor

: ̗̀➛ tag at least three other tumblr accounts

answers:

pink and black

five years i think

the usa (especially new york), iceland, india, australia

don't have one, as long as it's oversized or black it's good lmao (my sister always says i look like a gangster)

twenty one pilots (everybody shocked), but i also listen to a lot of musicals (especially lmm and dave malloy) and some pop girlies (right now mostly gracie abrams), my music taste is amazing as you can see

current lockscreen: happy boys (i change it so often tho i just have too many pics that i love)

twenty one pilots and right now also warriors i'm afraid (new lmm's album)

have you seen my blog single

broadway actress but i have no talent lmao

probably insta but i am mostly just lurking and discord if that counts

nope :( my apartment is too small to have a pet

again, i do not, but i want a cat (i would name him clancy)

coffee, but i drink a lot of tea now that it's autumn here

chocolate or mint with chocolate

npt: @wagingmywarsbehindmyface @thepaladinstrait @xproskeith @redwidow616 @mymuses-acquiredlikebruises @noproof-youjustknow @anixknowsnothin @soupiiiie @missmultipleaffairs @reverseblackholeofwords @phantaloon @thefootnotes @the-paladin-gay (that's more than three i'm sorry)