#there are grammar mistake that i can't find atm bc im t i r e d

[goldenlaquer]

IM SO DUMB it was kamui's birthday on june 1 and i forgot 🥺😭 may i ask on romantic hcs with him, a bday edition would be fitting pretty please? Thanks so very much!

Me: waiting for a kamui bday ask bc i freakin love him

also Me: there are 20+ other asks in my box that i gotta get through

OMG this is so bad of me but I can’t help ittt. Also, mildly spicy bc its his bd

Kamui Birthday Headcanons:

Kamui doesn’t really care about birthdays in itself, it’s just the day he was born, nothing more nothing less; the Yato clan keep track on the years that they manage to not die, rather than to celebrate the years since their birth. But even if the day isn’t all too special to him, who is he to complain about your undivided attention and pampering coming his way? 

The day starts with you waking up to the sight of Kamui and his sharp grin, all teeth and excitement, as he playfully tickles the end of his braid underneath your chin.

“Today’s my birthday,” he looks at you with undisguised glee as he easily pulls your sleepy, pliant form up into a sitting position. “That means you can’t say no to anything I want, yes?” 

No, Kamui, that’s not what it means. But the birthday boy has never been able to take ‘no’ for an answer anyway, going as he pleased without a single fuck on the opinions of others. “Yes” You tell him, feeling like it might bite you back in the ass.

The teasing throughout the day is merciless, and when you feel like snapping back at him, Kamui only wags a mocking finger at you, reminding you that it’s his birthday. 

Much more of a brat than usual, if you haven’t noticed. He just won’t leave you alone, tucking his head against the curve of your shoulder and jaw, even as you prepare for a little birthday dinner between the two of you. 

Any food that falls out of a plate or your hands is fair game, he’s snatching that up into his jaws, dodging your admonishing hands with a mirthful laugh. 

The 10-layered, chocolate cake is a monstrosity that you baked yourself, messily decorated with frosting and sprinkles-- and tastes a lot better than it looks. You spent about three days just to make the cake, but it’s all worth it to see his face light up in delight. 

you manage to get a slice of cake for yourself and Kamui finishes the rest of it in an impressive, record-breaking five bites.

The gift? Kamui is a hard person to find a gift for, besides food, because he doesn’t have many interests outside of getting stronger. If you’re dead set on getting him a present, you could maybe splurge on some expensive cologne he will never use, or you could-

Kamui hoists you closer, his lashes grazing the planes of your cheeks as he ducks to place a small, chaste kiss at the edge of your jaw, uncharacteristically gentle in his approach. He continues to lave butterfly kisses on you, until he reaches to your ear, where he whispers with a cheerfulness that somehow sounds strained, “Yes or no?”

Y e s .