#then i wouldn't have to worry ab nothin'

[misscouchpotatobew]

Sometimes I just wanna be Godzilla making pancakes...

[geddy-leesbian]

I lie awake at night thinking about Luis Serra singing this

Wish I was 21 again, let the good times roll My only worry back then was "does she have birth control?" I'm not a doctor, but I played one on TV (Paging Dr. Noah Drake) And I'd be happy to take a look for free If wishes were fishes, we wouldn't smell too good With a bunch of dead fish 'round the neighborhood I'm not the only one who wishes cause this is Hollywood, where all your freaky shit comes true And maybe a wish or two Wish every politician wasn't a self-serving dick Wish I hadn't googled Anthony Weiner's weiner Was our government hit with a stupid stick? I wish honest Abe Lincoln was still our president, but I'd settle for Jesus or Clark Kent If wishes were fishes, the whole world would eat But we'd all be sick of fish by the end of week I got a sneaking suspicion I'm not the only freak who's wishing for blind dumb luck and getting nothin' here- What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck?