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bougiebutchbinch · 3 days ago

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I flip characters between sexualities like I'm rolling dice, but deep down, my favourite dynamic is 'nearly everyone in space is bisexual and genderqueer to some degree, and this is the accepted norm. Peter Quill, a cishet man, is the weirdo anomaly'

[edited to add: this is based on the film continuity!!! I did not know that comics Peter is (hinted at least) to be bisexual!! I am very excited about this information and will be bouncing off the walls for the next five days sdlkfkdsgdsg HE'S BI HE'S BI HE'S BI]

#I wanna write something where the Ravagers are a bunch of mlm trans/genderqueer guys #and they get hold of Peter and need to give him sex ed. and. just. Do Not Know What To Do With This #they're trying to teach this kid how to a) survive space b) get laid and c) be cool. None of their experiences match #that would be very funny to me #peter quill #gotg #Peter having to repeatedly explain to everyone that actually #he's ONLY interested in women #and honestly only really women with vaginas #yes he knows it's weird. please don't be judgemental #and yeah he's genuinely not very interested in experimenting with gender. he's happy as he is #and everyone is like ????? weird but okay I guess?#Yondu like. 🙄 damn terrans are boring. least I've got a smaller pool of potential in-laws to worry about #then Quill goes and bangs an A'askavarian woman just to prove a point and almost dies in doing so #cue Yondu being like. 'actually no. please be more boring'

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