#then I suggest maybe I don't know ACTUALLY STOCKING YOUR PRODUCTS GOD DAMN IT ALL
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Does anyone wanna hear a jape
So. I ordered the fuckin Nintendo Switch Fuck Me in the Ass Bundle TM and literally gave the sales associate at GameStop my left nut and six fingers as recompense for expedited shipping, because I'm a little bitch and Nintendo owns my soul. So I accidentally got it delivered to my parent's house, but like no problem right? I just have to drive an hour to get down there and then I'm good to go. In SwitchLand, baby. Gonna Switch up my asshole. Switch it right on up in there, I even got snipperclips so Gracie and I can switch our anuses together. But. BUT. B U T. The email confirmations Ive been getting this whole time????? Were about the fucking BREATH OF MY DICKHOLE GAME CARTRIDGE SHIPPING???? TO MY HOUSE. MY PEOPLE HOUSE. WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS? ITS LIKE I HAVE ALL THE GASOLINE IN THE WORLD AND NO CAR TO DRIVE. What's the point anymore
#god fucking damn it Nintendo#this is awful#I'm like... used to this by now#ive learned my lesson with the releases of shit like Pokemon and the Wii whenever that happened#as a fan of the company I've come to terms with my status as a masochist#but like. fuck me#guys. it's been three weeks since launch#this is kind of atrocious#do you like... want to make money?#because if you do#then I suggest maybe I don't know ACTUALLY STOCKING YOUR PRODUCTS GOD DAMN IT ALL#EVERYTHING IS AWFUL AND I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYMORE#:(#feels bad man#Nintendo#Nintendo switch
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