#the worst is then when you right click and it says 'unrecognized word'

[nancywheeeler]

there’s always a three-second delay between typing a word and google docs declaring you spelled it wrong, so every time i’m like “oh my god. i did it. i spelled it right. someone call the scripps national spelling bee” only for google docs to come in with “girl, you really thought you spelled esophagus right on the first try? that’s so sad for you.”