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littlefankingdom · 3 days ago

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I'm playing Arkham: Origins, and Bruce's hate of cops is so funny. I'm paraphrasing (I'm also playing the game in French), but here are some dialogues:

Alfred: Master Bruce, those are servants of the law, you could use less strength.

Bruce: They're pos, Alfred.

Gordon: I don't obey fugitive.

Bruce: And I don't obey cops.

Random cop: Thank you for saving me.

Bruce: Next time I see you, you better be on the good side of the law.

Alfred: You could let the cops handle it.

Bruce: Over my dead body.

#batman #bruce wayne #arkham origins #alfred pennyworth #jim gordon #arkhamverse #dc comics #my ramblings #the way his behavior changes in the gcpd building when he is with Barbara because that's just a teenage girl not a cop so he's nice #the last guy the thing he said clearly implied “I saved you because that's what I do not because you deserve it”#and if it was me I would have change my whole life after that like holy shit ok #anyway why they animated Bruce like he is an enraged dog and not a human man for his facial expressions 😑#bruce telling alfred that the cops are all bastards so he will beat their asses was so funny #but he is so true for that and they are sooooo annoying also like LEAVE ME ALONE WITH YOUR SNIPERS!

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