#the usa healthcare system sucks on so many levels it's almost dizzying to comprehend

[bluecatwriter]

Me: Cool, I have health insurance for the first time in my life, so I will just find a list of doctors who accept my insurance and set up an appointment!

My insurance website: You want to find a doctor who accepts our insurance? Sure, just use this handy-dandy search functio— PSYCH! Actually all our our listings are totally out of date and you have to call each doctor individually and listen to elevator music just to see if they accept your insurance! Mwahahahaha!