#the ultimate lifeform doesn't eat cereal

[amordei-k]

1. a scissortail flycatcher. beautiful and aggressive

2. either band tee and sweatpants + super cool taking back sunday jacket i have or a bowling shirt and my "Lesbian Jeans". both have my dirty ass converse so it works out

3. either a witch or vampire?? vampires are cool bleh bleh bleh idk if metal sonic is an answer but I'm choosing that for now

4. mainly like a lazy-punk look (on offdays, I just look 90s emo) or "it's 90°F outside but I'm wearing sweatpants because I don't have shorts"

5. whole milk but it has to be a specific brand. it just tastes better but also milk kills my stomach but it's okay because I don't care

6. cereal first. the cereal is too dry if it's the other way around

7. okay so wear shoes that are too big for you (footprints are inaccurate to you), gloves, and unidentifiable clothing as well as something that makes you look NOT like you (i.e. crazy/theatre makeup, wig in a hair net, huge sunglasses, look like a clown for all i care). depending on where you kill this person, try to look for cameras and spray paint or cut them as quickly as you can. see how far you are from the local police station. if you're killing someone in their own home, cut the wifi router if it is outside. killing them in a way that leaves no debris of the weapon would go best. using a large hunting knife to the throat can work if you want it to be faster. stabbing through ribs/most bone is a little hard unless you know where the gaps are, so I don't usually recommend it. using an axe can make a larger mess and makes more blunt force trauma so I would only do that if I wanted to kill out of anger. as for the body, id dump it in a landfill using their car (or, I'd just cook them and eat them. i know how to cook and cure meats it's fine) bones go in the nearest spirit Halloween dumpster.

(THIS IS ALL HYPOTHETICAL I HAVE NEVER KILLED ANYONE AND I AM NOT PLANNING TO. I HAVE THOUGHT ON THIS BASED ON MISTAKES OF MANY SERIAL KILLERS WHO ARE NOT ME.)

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yk what I'll also do this get to know your mutuals cuz I thought bout it for a bit and I think I have to or I'll explode

get to know your mutuals♡

if you could be any animal which one would you choose to be? (can be fictional) (and you can explain why if you want to)

what would you choose when you're in a hurry and have nothing to wear?

are you a witch, vampire, fairy, dryad, siren or a mermaid and why do you think so?

what is your style?

regular milk or plant based milk?

which one do you put first milk or cereal?

fav way to kill someone? (idgaf if you never thought of it now you have to think of something and make it at least a bit cool I'm begging)

and I'll go first cuz I can

girl I wrote kinda a lot in these answers but I just had to brag about my fav way of killing people🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ and okay maybe it's kinda stupid that I'm also doing this game even tho I made it for others but who cares?

I can't choose but either a phoenix or a wolf cuz the allegory of both of these animals absolutely stole my heart

anything in my wardrobe that looks good (and it's almost always not adequate for the cold weather, I literally can wear a mini skirt when it's like 2°C outside and there are times when I am wearing a mini skirt and a crop top when it is 0°C and even when it was -3°C I don't care)

something in between vampire and a dryad cuz I feel like I would be a good vampire I don't know how to describe it but I just know and that's it and also a dryad cuz when I think of them they give me rather a messy and chaotic vibe which is def how I act and overall express myself so I'd say that I'm sometimes both sometimes one and sometimes the other

I'm goth so my style is overall gothic and / or cunty

regular but only 1,5% fat

CEREAL

sooo this is my fav way, first - pepper spray in the face so they can't see and therefore they can't run away, second - start scratching their legs with a pocket knife as hard as possible and try to find an aorta and cut there (making it even harder to run away), third - stick the same knife into all of their fingers (why not), fourth - knock out their teeth with a knuckle duster and finally - when they open their mouth trying to catch a breath from the blood and saliva running into their throat pour fluoroantimonic acid into their mouth and it's done! and I'll add that fluoroantimonic acid is called the most corrosive acid in the world ans if it touches the skin it causes huge damage and if poured into someones throat it'll burn the insides and kill. I think I'm really creative cuz I came up with this when I was writing one of my books and now I'm obsessed

tags: @n1eprzytomnadesperacja @niketas-s @r4tkisses @dawkacynizmu @gothicm0rph @slowacki006

and with question 7 rn I'm mostly thinking about one bbg ( @dawkacynizmu I'm looking at you ) cuz a bit after I came up with this question I thought that you might have an interesting answer