#the tyrant's tomb
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*during the tyrant's tomb*
meg, standing over a semi-conscious apollo with a medicinal cheese grater in one hand and a very hungry expression on her face:
apollo: why do I feel like a FUCKING PLATE of PASTA at OLIVE GARDEN-
#apollo#lester papadopoulos#meg mccaffrey#the trials of apollo#trials of apollo#toa#the tyrant's tomb#percy jackson and the olympians#heroes of olympus#pjo#hoo#poor apollo#poor lester#under no circumstances should meg be trusted with a cheese grater#getting a bit of an olive garden vibe here guys#the tyrant's tomb was def my fav book <3#his belly flab betrayed him once again😭
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the tyrant's tomb: a summary
apollo: *sees killer greek zombie*
apollo: *whips out ukelele*
killer greek zombie: *lunges for apollo's stomach*
apollo: *screams while desperately trying to suck in his flab*
killer greek zombie: *manages to scratch him anyway*
apollo:
apollo: man I really gotta start working out more
#the trials of apollo#the tyrant's tomb#lester papadopoulos#poor apollo#his belly flab strikes once again😓#killer greek zombies hate ukeleles#because EVERYONE'S a critic now apparently#*screams in music god rage*#toa#what a lester moment bruh
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