#the tyrant's tomb
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astraeajackson · 5 months ago
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*during the tyrant's tomb*
meg, standing over a semi-conscious apollo with a medicinal cheese grater in one hand and a very hungry expression on her face:
apollo: why do I feel like a FUCKING PLATE of PASTA at OLIVE GARDEN-
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astraeajackson · 5 months ago
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the tyrant's tomb: a summary
apollo: *sees killer greek zombie*
apollo: *whips out ukelele*
killer greek zombie: *lunges for apollo's stomach*
apollo: *screams while desperately trying to suck in his flab*
killer greek zombie: *manages to scratch him anyway*
apollo:
apollo: man I really gotta start working out more
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