#the twitter girlies whenever taylor's exes get new girlfriends too fast: to the gulag
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if taylor swift is ever discovered to have cheated on a partner it will be the funniest day ever to be on the internet
#personal#the cognitive dissonance from the twitter fans alone will be hysterical#the twitter girlies whenever taylor's exes get new girlfriends too fast: to the gulag#the twitter girlies if this did happen: monogamy starts with m and ends in y just like misogyny taylor did nothing wrong#to be clear i'm not being mean or trying to spread rumors or tell tales out of school#i do not care about this one way or another it's just that the idea is very funny to me#because she's got such an insane cult of personality around her filled with some of the most annoying people on planet earth#(not any of my swiftie mutuals or beloved friends tho you are shining stars in a miasma of some straaaange folks but it's ok when it's you)#that having to immediately go into 'cheating is fine and normal and great actually' if their fave ever did it#after castigating the even remotest possibility for any of her former Men#is going to be a genuine joy to watch for me from an anthropological perspective
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