#the three new characters all have can't ride a bicycle energy to me and idk what to do with that

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HEAR ME OUT do you think the brothers (or dateables too) have ever ridden a bike?

I imagine these thiusands of years old demons falling off a bicycle and burning it and/or destroying it out of spite JDJFJFKD

OKAY now you've got me hooked. 

lucifer: yes.  he's been on several bike tours with diavolo and barbatos. it’s a thing they do at least once every month.

mammon: has definitely misused a bicycle as his getaway vehicle bc Lucifer confiscated his demonio. will do cool bike tricks to impress mc. like jumping on one wheel and riding no-handed.

levi: no. can't drive a car, can't ride a bycicle. can rollerskate tho bc of some anime he watched.

satan: knows in theory but also hasn’t tried it out just yet. most likely to rage quit when his first attempt fails.

asmo: can ride a bike. but only because it's one of the workouts he actively enjoys. might act as if he doesn't know how to so you can teach him though. it’s not as sexy as he thinks.

beelzebub: yes. dude's a gym bunny. he definitely knows how to ride a bike.

belphegor: knows how to bc of beel. chooses not to.

barbatos: yes. extremely good at it. has participated in several competitions bc diavolo asked him to.

diavolo: yes, but he only learned how to as an adult. barbatos taught him (bc i just know big daddy devildom couldn’t be assed to teach his son a thing)

simeon: yes. sometimes you can see him biking through the city with luke sitting on his bicycle rack.

luke: no, but wants to learn. 

solomon: why ride a bicycle if you could just use magic instead? so i’ll boldly say he can’t ride a bicycle because he never needed to. also because i can’t imagine him on a bike.

mephisto: absolutely can’t. diavolo invited him to a bike tour back in the day when they were still friends and this mf showed up on a horse. will also rant about how horses are marginally better than bikes if given the chance.

thirteen: she is sexy she is unhinged and she cannot ride a bike either. never tried, never felt the need to try. 

raphael: simeon offered to teach him, he refused to learn how to. so yeah he also can’t ride a bicycle.