#the third clip was much harder than expected but i'm done now B)

[rainy-day-wizard]

Cellbit: This is the problem, global warming, summarizing it in one sentence, the real problem, real-real right? of global warming, is that there's many people, that believe in god.

[Laughing]

Cellbit: Unfortunately!-(crosstalk)

Other person in call: he's talking shit in the microphone (?)

Cellbit: Around forty- oh chill, chill, chill, chill, Unfortuna- (crosstalk)

other person: This is the man of enigma(s)

Cellbit: Unfortunately, forty percent of humanity, currently, believes in some type of god.

[Next clip]

Cellbit: My logic about global warming is because i thought- i said ah, the problem of global warming is that everyone believes in god, right? I remembered the logic, it's because, my logic is, The people they-they, believe that "ah god will solve it, eventually," and that i don't need to do anything. SO nobody acts about the problem, because, eventually god will beli- will resolve it, if it goes to shit, or if it goes to shit, it's because god wanted it to. I found it, i found what i was talking about, way back then. I found what i was talking about back then.

Cellbit: I finally discovered it.

[next clip]

Ljoga:She already sang dude-(crosstalk)-again

Cellbit: Man, that was the most drunk take that i've had in my entire life, it makes the least sense, what i said.

Ljoga: No, no, i won't even talk about the most drunk take that you've done.

Cellbit: I KNOW,-(Matt crosstalk: fuck) Man the most forgotten/lost* take about global warming, i know which was- I can explain it to you guys now if you want.

(lots of crosstalk)

Matt: Explain

LJoga: I was in that live, man!

Meiaum: I prefer that you don't explain! I prefer-I prefer that you don't explain, for me it's uh incredible for me it's really incredible.

Cellbit: I swear that it makes sense, you can speak.

Meiaum: For me it breaks the magic if you explain.

Cellbit: It won't, It won't

Ljoga: Dude one hour of (unintelligible) i was playing a magic game (?) with him.

Cellbit: I was, going very crazy, it connects(?) Man, I said, ah the problem of global warming is that many people believe in god, i passed out, what had happened, what had- which was the opening- Man I f- man i activated the right neurons, i remembered, my opening was, many people believe in god and believe that god will solve it, or everything was predestined because god wanted it, in other words, no one wants, or will try to solve the problem of global warming because, ah if the world ends- because if the world ends, god wanted it to, OR god will solve it eventually.

Ljoga: Fuck

Meiaum: No but-(crosstalk)

Matt: And the Oscar, And the Oscar

Meiaum: It's what i was saying (Ljoga:fuck)

Matt: of best argument

Meiaum: the damage- for me it was more- for me it was cooler when it it didn't make sense.

[Laughing and crosstalk]

Cellbit: here, ah Meiaum, ready, (crosstalk) I solved the situation, I solved the situation, i solved the situation.

Meiaum: No! for me, ah when he opened his mouth to talk, Man When i first heard "The reason for global warming is people believing in god-(crosstalk)

Cellbit: no It's solved already, it's solved already, it's solved already (crosstalk)

Matt: But wait a minute, wait, wait, wait, wait, Cellbit said five years ago was he thinking about it like this?

Cellbit: Yes! it was- man i remember- it wasn't that "it could've been that" I remembered it was this that- I remembered that this was my point, it was a thing that i had already thought about before

Meiaum: And a shot, Cheers guys let's go

(crosstalk of "i drank, i drank, i drank already")

Cellbit: we have five more things-of-categories

Matt: Man, the problem of my eyebrow is that it many people believe in this/it.

[laughing]

Ljoga: there's nineteen now?

Cellbit: there's nineteen, there's nineteen.

*(i think that's what he says but i'm not completely sure)

the mystery of what the hell cellbit meant by "the problem with global warming is that a lot of people believe in god" has now been solved, 5 years later