#the stupid ass wife plots in this world or lbh's oversized cock which are (of course) literally sqh's fault (to sqq) | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

lbhslefttiddie · 4 months ago

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anyways. i think its hilarious how much lbh would scream and cry if he knew how often sqq thought about sqh while they are fucking and it kills me even more that knowing that sqq thinks about him in these scenarios wholly in a derogatory or accusatory manner would actually upset him More because that should be Him he could be scolding sexily!!! neither sqq nor sqh would ever describe the verbal thrashings cucumber inflicts upon airplane as being in any way erotic but this does not help

#ramblings #bingqiu #like its not like sqq is thinking about sqh the whole time or even most of the time #it doesnt matter that anytime these thoughts occur its because sqq is internally critisizing #the stupid ass wife plots in this world or lbh's oversized cock which are (of course) literally sqh's fault (to sqq)#shizun why wont you scold binghe for binghe's oversized cock!!!! please🥺#i just think its sooooo funny that lbh is sqq's sun and moon and darling baby protagonist forever and ever #but like his kneejerk reaction upon seeing The Pillar is 'wtf airplane'#like its almost a pavlovian response. see pillar blame airplane #lbh would be inconsolable

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